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Author:  CUS [ Thu May 15, 2008 11:52 ]
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richardgaywood wrote:
Curiosity wrote:
Isn't CoD5 coming out quite soon actually, as it is developed by entirely different people? I believe it's also meant to be nowhere near as good as CoD4.
Last I heard it was strongly rumoured but not confirmed to be by Treyarch, who did CoD3 and CoD:Big Red One. As opposed to Infinity Ward who did CoD1, 2, and 4. Treyarch's games are generally not as well regarded as IW's, although I can't comment personally as I've not played any others.

Not played Big Red One, but CoD3 was proper scraping of the barrel stuff. I'm playing CoD2 again and it's just confirming for me that it was a far better game. In singleplayer at least, I understand Mr. Perkies rather likes it in multiplayer (or that's where all the achievements are, at least).

I would LOVE if still somehow, CoD4 multiplayer-but-in-WWII can be achieved. Bezzie Band Of Brothers Boxset!

Author:  Dimrill [ Thu May 15, 2008 11:59 ]
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I don't hold out much hope for 5 now.

Author:  Dr Lave [ Thu May 15, 2008 13:25 ]
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So I started playing this again last night for an hour or so thanks to paint balling last weekend. And I really rather enjoyed it. Something clicked maybe.

I spent most of time throwing C4 (? I think, the ones you throw and then blow up later when you press the trigger) on one of the deserty levels. I would go and get flag A. Then throw a bunch of C4 on the floor, run around the corner and hide. Then the moment the flag icon switched color blow 'em up, wander back round and reclaim the flag.

I took 4 people out in one go! Ho ho.

Author:  Dimrill [ Thu May 15, 2008 13:28 ]
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Why don't you play with us, you dirty astronomer?!

Author:  Dr Lave [ Thu May 15, 2008 13:30 ]
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Dimrill wrote:
Why don't you play with us, you dirty astronomer?!


You all have the map pack and I don't want to buy it, so I can't without stopping you all play that, so it wouldn't really work.

I've never really played an online shooter before so I've no idea how it all works.

Author:  Curiosity [ Thu May 15, 2008 13:38 ]
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Meh, there are plenty of maps to play with even without the map pack. I'm sure we'd all be happy to play with you on the *gasp* old maps.

Author:  myp [ Thu May 15, 2008 13:42 ]
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The old maps? Surely not?!?

There's only four maps in the new pack - I wouldn't worry about 'spoiling our fun'.

Author:  CUS [ Thu May 15, 2008 13:46 ]
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Lave wrote:
Dimrill wrote:
Why don't you play with us, you dirty astronomer?!


You all have the map pack and I don't want to buy it, so I can't without stopping you all play that, so it wouldn't really work.

I've never really played an online shooter before so I've no idea how it all works.

Fuck that shit - come and play with us, Mongo.

Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Thu May 15, 2008 13:48 ]
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myoptika wrote:
The old maps? Surely not?!?

There's only four maps in the new pack - I wouldn't worry about 'spoiling our fun'.
Absolutely -- that's Dimrill's job. 1000 KILLS HEAD SHOTS ONLY HARDCORE MODE PLZ KTHXBYE.

Author:  Dimrill [ Thu May 15, 2008 13:48 ]
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I'm going to find this wood of yours and make it much less happy.

Author:  CUS [ Thu May 15, 2008 13:49 ]
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Dimrill wrote:
I'm going to find this wood of yours and make it much less happy.

Youre gonna start a new game?

Author:  myp [ Thu May 15, 2008 13:55 ]
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Rik Merrytimber.

Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Thu May 15, 2008 14:01 ]
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Dimrill wrote:
I'm going to find this wood of yours and make it much less happy.
Yeah, that's what SHE said.

Author:  Dr Lave [ Thu May 15, 2008 14:04 ]
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Ah, ok. Cool! Well if people don't mind invite me next time your playing (is that how it works?).

Pew. Pew. Pew.

Author:  Sheepeh [ Thu May 15, 2008 15:52 ]
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Yeah, I never had the map pack for aaaaages and still played. I have it now, though, SO DON'T RUIN MY NEW MAP FUN, YOU.

Unless you fancy playing with us, like.

Author:  CUS [ Thu May 15, 2008 15:54 ]
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I think we should have some lovely games of Infinity Ward's acclaimed first-person-shooter Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, using the original maps so that the likes of Mr Lave can join.

However if Dimrill is to be host, then fuck that shit.

Author:  Dr Lave [ Thu May 15, 2008 16:06 ]
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I would be up for that. Especially if it's a week day and from (or still playing at) 10:40.

Also can two people play on the same console on line? Mario Kart style?

Author:  Sheepeh [ Thu May 15, 2008 16:19 ]
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Don't think so. You may however take turns. We'll let you. We're nice like that.

Author:  Dimrill [ Thu May 15, 2008 16:20 ]
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:( :'(

Author:  Dr Lave [ Thu May 15, 2008 16:22 ]
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Sheepeh wrote:
Don't think so. You may however take turns. We'll let you. We're nice like that.


Thats a terrible shame, two players sitting together on a couch versus the internet is officially the best way to play online.
Dimrill wrote:
:( :'(


Yeah, whats all the Dimrill hate about, I take it your very good then.

I generally shoot about a million bullets into them until they shoot me once and I die. It's a good strategy.

Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Thu May 15, 2008 16:25 ]
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Lave wrote:
Yeah, whats all the Dimrill hate about
ALL GLORY TO DIMRILL

Author:  Pundabaya [ Thu May 15, 2008 16:30 ]
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Lave wrote:
Yeah, whats all the Dimrill hate about, I take it your very good then.


Aww, we're just jealous of his lustrous beard.

Author:  Mr Dave [ Thu May 15, 2008 16:35 ]
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Lave wrote:
Dimrill wrote:
:( :'(


Yeah, whats all the Dimrill hate about, I take it your very good then.


Mainly that he managed to set up two fairly rubbish games last time we played.

Author:  CUS [ Thu May 15, 2008 16:45 ]
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I've known him for most of my life. I don't know that I need to say any more, really.

None of us are as good as sodding Ramsea. BASTARD sodding FUCKING Ramsea.

Author:  Dr Lave [ Thu May 15, 2008 16:48 ]
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I'm sure he did better than I would have done. But oh well I thought it was Dimrill who would be killing me whilst I ran around looking at the ceiling then the floor and so on.

Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Thu May 15, 2008 16:50 ]
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Mr Dave wrote:
Mainly that he managed to set up two fairly rubbish games last time we played.
I reckon it's enough to vilify him for, ooh, five, maybe six weeks?

Author:  Sheepeh [ Thu May 15, 2008 16:50 ]
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Dimmers usually can't see the screen after the first ten minutes. And after twenty minutes would need to be wearing marigolds to touch his controller.

:hat:

Author:  CUS [ Thu May 15, 2008 16:50 ]
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Lave wrote:
I'm sure he did better than I would have done. But oh well I thought it was Dimrill who would be killing me whilst I ran around looking at the ceiling then the floor and so on.

If Dimrill's around, you can expect to be forced to stare up at the ceiling or floor, yes, but not due to him shooting at you in computer games.

I've said too much.

Author:  Dimrill [ Thu May 15, 2008 16:54 ]
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You're all shits. Especially *closes eyes, whirls finger around and randomly touches the monitor, squints at screen* Lave. Yeah.

Author:  Dr Lave [ Thu May 15, 2008 16:59 ]
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Ah man. :(

I'll get you next time.... :ninja:

Author:  Curiosity [ Thu May 15, 2008 17:02 ]
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Lave wrote:
I'm sure he did better than I would have done. But oh well I thought it was Dimrill who would be killing me whilst I ran around looking at the ceiling then the floor and so on.


He's most likely to kill you as you descend into paroxysms of laughter at his incompetence...

:p

Author:  Mr Dave [ Thu May 15, 2008 17:05 ]
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I still have clips of his infamous Halo3 + whiskey + kitchen night. It's generally awesome.

Author:  Dimrill [ Fri May 16, 2008 17:59 ]
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Meaty wants fish! We fish later, yes?

Author:  CUS [ Fri May 16, 2008 18:22 ]
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What?

Author:  Cras [ Fri May 16, 2008 18:24 ]
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Craster fish.

Author:  Sheepeh [ Fri May 16, 2008 18:27 ]
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If Meaty fish, maybe Sheep fish too. Sheep has not fished in a while.

Author:  Dimrill [ Fri May 16, 2008 18:45 ]
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4 little fisherman sitting by the sea.

Author:  Ramsea [ Fri May 16, 2008 18:57 ]
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Lave wrote:
I would be up for that. Especially if it's a week day and from (or still playing at) 10:40.

Also can two people play on the same console on line? Mario Kart style?


Fraid not matey, it cost me about a grand so that I could play online with the missus!

CUS wrote:
I've known him for most of my life. I don't know that I need to say any more, really.

None of us are as good as sodding Ramsea. BASTARD sodding FUCKING Ramsea.


I disagree, I would say Dr Curiosity is as good if not better than me. Unless of course you're talking about sodding, then yes, I am pretty amazing at being a sodding bastard.

Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Fri May 16, 2008 19:25 ]
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I will be up for playing from RealSoonNow for a few hours.

Author:  Dimrill [ Fri May 16, 2008 19:26 ]
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I need to have a luxurious poo first, so shall we say 8pm?

Author:  Sheepeh [ Fri May 16, 2008 19:28 ]
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I'll be there, clutching my rod.

Author:  metalangel [ Fri May 16, 2008 20:51 ]
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After destroying two consecutive games due to the hosts (us) leaving, truly we are nubians.

Image

Author:  CUS [ Fri May 16, 2008 21:02 ]
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:kiss: :this:

Author:  LaceSensor [ Fri May 16, 2008 21:26 ]
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anyone still playing cod?

Author:  Dimrill [ Fri May 16, 2008 23:44 ]
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Dicky Jollyplank: "GLORIOUS DIMRILL!"
Meaty Angle: "For some reason when you said that, I imagined him cumming in my face."
8)

Author:  Mr Dave [ Fri May 16, 2008 23:56 ]
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Tonights fishing is surely one that will go down in history.

And Craster, sort out your headset please. Talky people are great.

Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Sat May 17, 2008 0:01 ]
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It was a superb session tonight, congrats to all involved except BLOODY RAMSEA who is much better than me. As for the timeless quote Dimrill has related a few posts up, well, I'm sure it will outlast this forum and be carved onto stone pyramids for our descendents to puzzle over. "Who was this Dimrill, and why did he spunk so?" they will ask themselves.

Author:  Sheepeh [ Sat May 17, 2008 0:05 ]
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:this:

And if you lot will insist on playing with your privates I shall be forced to play in public so I can do the whole pooping grenades thing.

Author:  Pundabaya [ Sat May 17, 2008 21:00 ]
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Anyone up for fishing tonight?

Author:  Mr Dave [ Sat May 17, 2008 22:21 ]
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I am up for whatever games I am invited to, really.

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