The Rev Owen wrote:
7230.
Terrible game.
Enemy AI seems to be non-existent, offensive options are extremely limited (where's my shotgun?!?), no camera controls, the texture quality is awful, there are terrible clipping problems, I couldn't work out how the hell I was meant to sign in to my profile, multiplayer appears to be OFFLINE ONLY, I played for several minutes without unlocking a single Achievement and when I finally managed to jump into the exit cage at the top of the screen, it glitched on me and I lost a life.
Thank you for your excellent feedback , perhaps we should take this one step at a time.
The Rev Owen wrote:
7230.
Congratulations , i think that puts you 3rd overall.
The Rev Owen wrote:
Enemy AI seems to be non-existent
Note : They are *chickens* and other wildfowl they are not exactly renowned for their dazzling mental agility.
The Rev Owen wrote:
offensive options are extremely limited (where's my shotgun?!?)
Oh come on , ammunition is limited , this is the original survival horror game.
The Rev Owen wrote:
no camera controls,
I take it you've missed the large off button on the front of your monitor , there are camera controls you can have the camera ON or you can have the camera OFF.
The Rev Owen wrote:
the texture quality is awful
No , Wild fowl , not awful.
The Rev Owen wrote:
there are terrible clipping problems,
Are you sure you don't mean "Clicking problems" , if so then thats actually normal - its the sound effects.
The Rev Owen wrote:
I couldn't work out how the hell I was meant to sign in to my profile
This uses the novel 'sign in at the end' for your profile so you can enter your profile name in the high score table.
The Rev Owen wrote:
multiplayer appears to be OFFLINE ONLY
Unfortunately this is correct , multiplayer is that each player controls part of the keyboard , or their own voice and either presses the controls or shouts at whoever is pressing the controls at the time (imagine Shin playing frogger with a voice controlled headset)
The Rev Owen wrote:
I played for several minutes without unlocking a single Achievement
The achievements are quite hard to get on this one , try again and stay awake for more than 72 hours to gain your first
![Image](http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Achieved%20a%20distinct%20fear%20of%20ducks)
The Rev Owen wrote:
when I finally managed to jump into the exit cage at the top of the screen, it glitched on me and I lost a life.
Thats because you have the correct item to pass the duck (Plumb sauce)