I'll take the latter.
You could take a tube to the porn theatre with the nurse...
Malabar Front wrote:
nickachu wrote:
Dog bite now turning a sort of orangy colour.
hmmm....
hmmm....
You've got rabies.
Unlucky, son.
DavPaz wrote:
Classic
Craze no evil, Sleep no evil, Beard no evil?
I wonder what got me so het up.
Mr Dave wrote:
I wonder what got me so het up.
Judging by the position of your hands, I'm going to say ‘The idea of Tom Morello playing a bass ukulele.’
Zardoz on the left, I reckon. So many people had touched My Glory by that point it'd started curling.
Well keep it in your pants next time then.
Trousers wrote:
I've decided the best way for Zardoz to remember me at the next meet is to get my post count up to his standards.
Or slap me after each drink I have.
What time did you turn up?
Gaywood slips on his invisibility cloak.
Mr Dave wrote:
I wonder what got me so het up.
Where's myp's right hand in that picture?!
This whole "passed out" routine was just a ploy to molest you, Dave!
pupil wrote:
Mr Dave wrote:
I wonder what got me so het up.
Where's myp's right hand in that picture?!
This whole "passed out" routine was just a ploy to molest you, Dave!
Oh he did that later. One hand up(!!!) the Bum, and the other hand grabbing my Crotch, and tongue in(!!!) my ear.
Those watching (GJ and Joans, I believe) will attest that I left the area as quickly as possible.
I believe you got Gaywood to change places with you. 
I'll stick my pics up this weekend, though there are few.
I've finally watched that video Dave posted. I've been assaulted. I need a lawyer.
Mr Russell wrote:
But to actually answer the question... Mr Kissyfur.
Ah yes, I remember now that he's the normal looking chap on Beex.
I'll take that as a compliment.
Mimi wrote:
Mr Russell wrote:
But to actually answer the question... Mr Kissyfur.
Ah yes, I remember now that he's the normal looking chap on Beex.
But what the pictures don't show is his arseless trousers.
http://maps.google.co.uk/?ie=UTF8&ll=53 ... 9,,0,10.69
Apparently 'oitering' has only just become a problem. Or something happened at Christmas (noel, geddit?)
Apparently 'oitering' has only just become a problem. Or something happened at Christmas (noel, geddit?)
sinister agent wrote:
Mimi wrote:
Mr Russell wrote:
But to actually answer the question... Mr Kissyfur.
Ah yes, I remember now that he's the normal looking chap on Beex.
But what the pictures don't show is his arseless trousers.
Trousers lost his arse? Did anyone hand it in to the bar staff?
This was last week already. 
Dog bite clearing up
I think I've escaped rabies.
I think I've escaped rabies.
throughsilver wrote:
This was last week already.
You digested dinner yet? I could maybe manage another bowl now...
Ange has just said she likes the Propagenghis album. 
superdupergill wrote:
throughsilver wrote:
This was last week already.
You digested dinner yet? I could maybe manage another bowl now...
Haha, I was walking into work on Friday morning thinking "I fancy another bowl, I wonder if they'd let me have one"
superdupergill wrote:
throughsilver wrote:
This was last week already.
You digested dinner yet? I could maybe manage another bowl now...
By about Tuesday I was desperate for some more. And a Gourmet Burger.
It's a shame I didn't manage to get a burger.
Also that Mr Chris and Trousers didn't turn up.
Also that Mr Chris and Trousers didn't turn up.
Also that the world disappeared at 10:15pm. Eh?
I'm pretty sure I have some kind of delayed-effect beteo lurgy 
Blame Zardoz.
sinister agent wrote:
I'm pretty sure I have some kind of delayed-effect beteo lurgy
Zardoz is sending it through our keyboards. I felt crappy all week, and then, as punishment for working late and then twatting about in the library until midnight, I got a bloody chest infection. A beteo chest infection.
I got lurgy yesterday morning. My first thought was Zardoz.
What's your excuse when you don't have lurgy?
Nurishment.
Hi5
(the other hand)
(the other hand)
FYI: I also had lurgie the day after + a few days later, but just didn't notice because I'm nails.
also: RE: GOOGLE MAPS:
I didn't know cars could get to that bit :O
also: RE: GOOGLE MAPS:
I didn't know cars could get to that bit :O
Well, I eventually got round to chucking the rest of the videos up. Youchube is so slow.
Throughsilver on his 4th bowl of meat.
The dive where I got felt up in the toilets. Avoid.
Scanround: Dimrill, Throughsilver, Zardoz, Wullie, Ab987890 K1D, Markg, Craster, Myp, Kalmar, Ange and amusing anecdote.
A very interesting and descriptive video
(Do I really sound like that?)
Scanround: Throughsilver, Dimrill, MrsPaz, DavPaz, Al549786950 K1D, Mrs Plissken, Goddess Jasmine, Plissken, Joans, Kalmar, Myp, Craster, Markg, Wullie.
Scanround: Trousers, Russ, Nickachu, Myp, Throughsilver, DavPaz, Miss Stupid, The Gaywood, Mrs and Mr Plissken, Kalmar, Malabar, Miss Malabar, Excitable Ange
Andy Bear
Pool #1: Dimrill is a skillmaster
Pool #2: Grim... flukes a shot.
Noel Edmonds flashing
Pool #3: The Bear being rubbish
Nick camping up Emo corner
For some reason will not upload properly
Another Scanround
DavPaz pretending ti be a bird? And Myp climbing Chris.
Drunk Myp getting a bit too handsy
Drunk Myp part the second
Drunk Myp part the third
Throughsilver on his 4th bowl of meat.
The dive where I got felt up in the toilets. Avoid.
Scanround: Dimrill, Throughsilver, Zardoz, Wullie, Ab987890 K1D, Markg, Craster, Myp, Kalmar, Ange and amusing anecdote.
A very interesting and descriptive video
(Do I really sound like that?)
Scanround: Throughsilver, Dimrill, MrsPaz, DavPaz, Al549786950 K1D, Mrs Plissken, Goddess Jasmine, Plissken, Joans, Kalmar, Myp, Craster, Markg, Wullie.
Scanround: Trousers, Russ, Nickachu, Myp, Throughsilver, DavPaz, Miss Stupid, The Gaywood, Mrs and Mr Plissken, Kalmar, Malabar, Miss Malabar, Excitable Ange
Andy Bear
Pool #1: Dimrill is a skillmaster
Pool #2: Grim... flukes a shot.
Noel Edmonds flashing
Pool #3: The Bear being rubbish
Nick camping up Emo corner
For some reason will not upload properly
Another Scanround
DavPaz pretending ti be a bird? And Myp climbing Chris.
Drunk Myp getting a bit too handsy
Drunk Myp part the second
Drunk Myp part the third
Not long to go now.
Mr Dave wrote:
Pool #2: Grim... flukes a shot.
Pah. As soon as I hit it I was pointing at the pocket I was aiming for. Granted, it was lucky it went in, but played for and got, biatches.
I will have to review the one that says I am crap. Did I do something like miss the ball entirely?
Coz other than that, I won almost all of my games. As I am awesome.
...and my opponents were more drunk than I was!
Coz other than that, I won almost all of my games. As I am awesome.
...and my opponents were more drunk than I was!
Curiosity wrote:
I will have to review the one that says I am crap. Did I do something like miss the ball entirely?
Coz other than that, I won almost all of my games. As I am awesome.
...and my opponents were more drunk than I was!
Coz other than that, I won almost all of my games. As I am awesome.
...and my opponents were more drunk than I was!
Nah, it wasn't crap really. But compared to the awesome shots at theend of the other 2 pool videos I took, it was poor.
Quote:
Pool #1: Dimrill is a skillmaster
*shakes fist*
I'll get you next time, Dimmers!
I played pool with you?
Er... who do you think that was trying to snooker Dimrill?
I won the first round of killer FFS!
I won the first round of killer FFS!
When is this?
Shit... this was a year ago.
DavPaz wrote:
Shit... this was a year ago.
It needs to be done again.