Be Excellent To Each Other

When do we owe monies for this?

I figured Cras was 'Jesus, really?'ing at me. AMBIGUOUSNESS!

When I remember to sort it out. So later this week. Or rather that's when I'll ask for it. Then I'll forget, and a couple of weeks later you can all tell me you've paid, and I'll go 'Oh, OK then'.

He was.

I was. Quoting is for the slow-witted.

Why's Hulk Hogan wearing a James Hetfield mask?

In fo sho!

109 sleeps!!!! *bounce*

I shall be shortly demanding (well...ish) the balance from peeps, when I've worked out who's paid me and how much.

Here's what I think is the updated list of attendees, can the maybes confirm? Also more people should come, so..like...come. Egg! Doc! DavPaz! Pete! Fucking Zardoz, for fuck's sake!

Curiosity
Goddess Jasmine
Joans
Trooper
Craster
Mr Dave
MaliA
MrsA
Mimi
Mr Russell
Kern
Malc
GazChap
TheFireFaerie
Grim...
Bobbyaro
Ramsea

Possibles:
Zeppo
KovacsC
Mogwai

Other Dave is also in.

Move the wife to 'IN'.

Also!

Saturnalian! FFS! It's just down the road from you, so get your arse there!

How much is it again?

Don't know yet, depends how many more we get. With 20-odd it makes it around £120 each total, deposit+balance.

Zeppo is a definite, and we sent deposit through to Cras a little while ago Hopefully the payment reference I put in made it through unscathed

I fear paying in cash was a mistake.

Especially as Cras can't remember me paying at all, and I can't remember if I paid the deposit or the whole lot.

If you send me a tenner I'll vouch for you and tell Cras that you paid the whole amount. How's that?

Lulz. I should be an accountant.

I paid the deposit in cash, hopefully early enough that he does remember.

I have a very vague possible extra, how soon do you need to know for working out moneyz?

I'll assume not at this stage, then if so we can throw the money into the supplies fund.

Groovy!

I need a check on the monies - is it £25 deposit plus £100, or is it plus £75 for £100 all in?

I've added the former to the first post (along with the date) - edit if needed.

Other Matt has expressed an interest.

£125 total per head (minus whatever deposit you've already paid, obv). Please send me moneees. I think you've all already got my bank details, or as always I accept cash and sex acts. Those doing bank transfers, Ramsea's holding the lead position for comedy transfer reference so far, so step up your game, there will be a prize.

Also, please note that at the moment the 125 each is if we only have 20 people. If we have closer to thirty that gives us a sizeable fund to redistribute back to people and/or buy supplies.

Payment sent just this second.

*adds it to the ever increasing tab* I should probably think about paying this off at some point... Cras, you may need (or want!) to suck up to my boss to negotiate a pay rise to increase the speed with which you'll be reimbursed

I'm not sleeping with your boss to get you a pay rise.

Most awkward performance review ever. Hopefully she grades on a curve.

You could just grade her curves.

So just because you might fancy her?

Yeah, I probably should have put a 'just' in that sentence.

I'm so good to you. Getting a job where my boss is attractive and lovely and comes out with us. And who I SO told that you fancy her.

*runs and hides*

I notice a distinct lack of the word "single" in that sentence

That's not saying a great deal though. My criteria is pretty much set to 'pulse, lady bits' at this point. And as last year's cottage shows, a bit of effort on the making pretty and I can be persuaded to negotiate on one of those

Did I see you and Kov disappear for a while at the BBQ?

Bring her to The Quiz.

APOD will never come if she does because of his "there's a conflict of interest" with his company and mine.

I'll try and bring her along to every quiz.

Man, did I ever take that in a different way to what it was meant the first time I read it

I can only see one of two ways to take it: he shagged a bloke in drag or he shagged a female corpse. Feel free not to elaborate on which, Cras.

The way I felt that day, I technically qualified as both.

He's not coming to the next one.

I'll bring her to the September one then

That's not a conflict of interest. However, my interest in the quiz is reduced if I'm aware that I can't behave like an arse.

To be fair, there's precious little difference between your presence and being an arse.

Ok then. Arsebox Gold

So you're coming?


Wonderful.

I never said that you couldn't behave like an arse. You said it was a conflict of interest.