Be Excellent To Each Other

Please forgive my five minute MSPaint job.

Wait, that doesn't count according to the rules, so here you go.

Actually, a lot of them don't technically qualify because of this:


Yes, as long as the picture of what you are 'adjusting' is from today.

So, adjusting any print media is fine, but adjusting via photoshop you'd have to be adjusting a photograph you took today.

It's only going to matter if you are being a pedant over the technicalities though, which you are, so... sorry

I am in today's paper

Hahaha you gave yourself silly hair!

Sorry to break it to you, Kov, but that's your actual face.

Yes I did.

Ok, well now it qualifies.

Nope, the original media has to be a piece of physical print media (or similar) that you have adjusted or taken a photograph of. Unless that's a poster in Yiur office you've taken a photograph of, doesn't qualify.

Still funny though

Don't make me print this out and change something else

ORA or out!

Thursday Challenge over!

Proving that the original is often the best, the winner is Alan! Grim... For proper handiwork, skill with blu-tak and a vision that inspired a nation.

I this thread so much!

Oorah!

Whoops, shit, forgot I'd won. No worries, I've got one.

Who is having the best lunch?*

Take a photo of your lunch and I'll decide which one is the best one.

Bonus points: include something in the photo so I know it's a new photo.

*Beex posters: Do they eat lunch? Who is having the best lunch?? LET'S FIND OUT

What is this, a crossover challenge?

It's a very special challenge.

Gah, if this was a real Thursday challenge I'd have won with my Chicken Tikka biryani from Whitecross Market, which I enjoyed for yesterday's lunch.

I'll see if I can get a stool sample later.

Homemade triple-cooked hand-palpated slow-marinaded lamb rogan josh, pilau rice to my own taste with a subtle blend of spices, tomato chutney made by my mother-in-law to a traditional Manx viking recipe, a chilli sauce from the local farmer's market where Catrherine Zeta Jones once worked, and also a mango chutney from the same place, which famously housed Indian refugees during the 1950s Asian Earthquake crisis and is now internationally renowned for fine Indian chutneys and pickles. *


* Tesco, Tesco, Baxters, Blue Dragon, Sharwoods.

That note is evergreen, tbf.

I don't know what that means

Sammiches

That it always applies - not just today.

"Enduring".

Huh.

Dammit, just eaten my massaman curry. No pics. Good, though. I'll just enjoy my full belly.

Tuna sammich and "creamy brie and cranberry" crisps from Tesco.

are those dents in your mouse?

No, it's painted that way.

Living the dream.

Ooohhh MX510. I used to use one of those, but Hearthly Jnr has it now. (I'm now on a G400S which is basically the same thing.)

Pepsi Max and a Cherry Bakewell are good shouts, but that roll looks rubbish

That's some pretty serious onion content.

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Jesus fucking Christ.

So do I win?

...

what have you been spattering your workstation with? Looks like a plasterer's radio (if plasterers had brown jizz)

Coffee. Shit loads of spilled coffee.

DIET DRINKS?!?!?!

Pulled pork quesadilla with a pint of London brewery company ' extra pale'.

Well, it scored 16/9, so it has to be good!

Bobby get's my vote.

And his lunch looks nice too.

My current feelings:

Hearthly: the juxtaposition of the word 'poo' next to the contents of that plate is, frankly, unfortunate beyond redemption.

Malia's: from its plasticy cheesy qualities and dashboard backdrop, it brings to mind a working lunch in Gareth Cheeseman's Ford Probe.

Grim...'s: far too dry.

Devilman's: the quantity of - and chunkiness of - the raw onion on display is a fucking outrage.

Lonewolves': far too worthy.

Craster: can't argue with any of that. Other than the off-putting spattered beige.

Bobbyaro: let down by the tokenistic salad leaves. Should have been more or none at all.

Bobby was also let down by the lack of bonus points.

I had a BBQ chicken burger and chips. I didn't take a picture as doing so in a northern pub is a capital offence.

I'll accept a drawing.

I had a cheese and jam sandwich and prawn cocktail crisps.... Oh, and a Pepsi.

No pictures though as it didn't last long enough.