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A conservative man, left little to chance. He knew not to stick his neck out.
Three and three quarter days until Maddie Moate. Tick tock.
https://www.bailii.org/ew/cases/EWHC/Ch/2019/1827.html

Here’s a fun case. A case by some media company wanted the names and addresses of Virgin Media customer who had downloaded their pornos. Luckily the case got knocked out as the evidence was wholly inadequate. Phew, aye!

“Mr Hoffmann’s witness statement is dated 26th February 2018. In paragraph 1 he explains that Mircom seeks disclosure “of the names and addresses of the subscribers associated with the IP addresses listed in a spreadsheet attached as Exhibit 1″. But there was no Exhibit 1.”

Silly sods.
So technically they got all the details they asked for.

Never defeated!
I love judges.

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Conversely the Applicants submitted, and Virgin did not dispute, that there is at least a good arguable case to the effect that the other Claimants own copyright in the pornographic films relied upon. The names of the relevant films are listed in various schedules and leave little to the imagination.
Grim... wrote:
So technically they got all the details they asked for.

Never defeated!


Denny Crane.
MaliA wrote:
Three and three quarter days until Maddie Moate. Tick tock.

:luv:

Live show?
Nik wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Three and three quarter days until Maddie Moate. Tick tock.

:luv:

Live show?

With a pole, hopefully.
Have you ever seen this...



Pre-Cebeebies Days
ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:
Nik wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Three and three quarter days until Maddie Moate. Tick tock.

:luv:

Live show?

With a pole, hopefully.

Dirty boy.
I've been umming and ahhing about getting a labret piercing for 18 months+ and at this point the only thing putting me off is the fact I don't know how to say it.

La-bret, lab-ret, lay-bret, lab-ray, something else I hadn't even thought of?

And no, the wikipedia article on labret - despite specifically referencing pronunciation - doesn't really help at all.

I am aware of how stupid that is.
Findus Fop wrote:
"Leicester"

Seems legit.
Lab rat, when pronounced by the Queen, I.e. Was that leb ret awfully peenful?
Just booked into my hotel for the night. The complementary gifts have taken a strange turn.
ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:
Malia and I are doing Proms. The best prom.


We dressed up
Yes officer. Yes those are the two you should be looking for.
Cras wrote:
Yes officer. Yes those are the two you should be looking for.

And beware the smooth talker in the red shirt.
My goodness it's hot in this van.
Warhead wrote:
My goodness it's hot in this van.

*camera pans around to reveal Warhead drinking tea from a tartan print thermos, with a poster of Linda Lusardi, circa 1989, taped to the back wall of the van cab*.
Warhead wrote:
Cras wrote:
Yes officer. Yes those are the two you should be looking for.

And beware the smooth talker in the red shirt.


We were lucky to get there, given we were in a Speed remake
MaliA wrote:
Warhead wrote:
Cras wrote:
Yes officer. Yes those are the two you should be looking for.

And beware the smooth talker in the red shirt.


We were lucky to get there, given we were in a Speed remake


*Look to camera*

They thought they were in a Speed remake. In actual fact they were in a Chuckle Brothers remake.
A "Selfie Factory" has opened near my office. Ten quid to go in and be able to take your pic in front a a bunch of cutesy backdrops! Ten Quid!

* mumbles about young people nowadays *
Show us some of the selfies, then.
Squirt wrote:
A "Selfie Factory" has opened near my office. Ten quid to go in and be able to take your pic in front a a bunch of cutesy backdrops! Ten Quid!

* mumbles about young people nowadays *

Haha, what?!

Can we crowdfund for Squirt to go and have his photo taken with each backdrop?
It's only £18 for an unlimited day pass, for when you have so many selfies to take that you have to stop for lunch!
Squirt wrote:
It's only £18 for an unlimited day pass, for when you have so many selfies to take that you have to stop for lunch!

Stretch goal!
Squirt wrote:
It's only £18 for an unlimited day pass, for when you have so many selfies to take that you have to stop for lunch!


This is amazing me... A whole day of selfies?!? That can't possibly be taken on a phone.

Who exactly is buying this?
Mimi wrote:
Warhead wrote:
My goodness it's hot in this van.

*camera pans around to reveal Warhead drinking tea from a tartan print thermos, with a poster of Linda Lusardi, circa 1989, taped to the back wall of the van cab*.


Sam Fox, otherwise frighteningly accurate.
TheVision wrote:
Squirt wrote:
It's only £18 for an unlimited day pass, for when you have so many selfies to take that you have to stop for lunch!


This is amazing me... A whole day of selfies?!? That can't possibly be taken on a phone.

Who exactly is buying this?


Hey yo!
https://www.theguardian.com/games/2019/ ... st-racists

Quote:
Wolfenstein Youngblood review: two women blast racists into goo
Over £8 for the nursery uniform t shirt, and almost a tenner for the uniform jumper. Crikey.
MaliA wrote:
Over £8 for the nursery uniform t shirt, and almost a tenner for the uniform jumper. Crikey.


Oh bloody hell I have to buy more than one.
Can you not pop them in plain ones from Asda or Tesco.

MiniKov wears those with no issues
KovacsC wrote:
Can you not pop them in plain ones from Asda or Tesco.

MiniKov wears those with no issues


Nope. All logo'd.ah well.
MaliA wrote:
KovacsC wrote:
Can you not pop them in plain ones from Asda or Tesco.

MiniKov wears those with no issues


Nope. All logo'd.ah well.


You can get an automated embroidery machine for a grand, feed it a picture and it'll sew it on.

How many knock off shirts would you need to sell to get your money back?
Depends how much you charged, I guess.
Who likes pictures of me?

Bradbury does!
I think she's pulling your chain, mate.
The manager in the store in which I'm currently working says, 'Chicken pin' instead of 'chip and pin.'. He knows he's doing it, but is having difficulty stopping it.
This co op is also doing a roaring trade in chewing gum, because their cash machine has run out of cash.
Barnoldswick has public toilets that have not been closed due to rampant cottaging, or anything else I suppose.

I think it's even free to wee.
I am five metres away from internet fame in Brighton. What should I say to him?
Tell him he was really good in Deadpool and la la land
Goddess Jasmine wrote:
Who is it?


Ryan reynolds
Goddess Jasmine wrote:
Who is it?


Only the biggest (racist) Youtuber in the world.
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