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Be Excellent to Each Other in Manchester - Sat 27th Feb 2010
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Author:  Malabelm [ Sat Feb 27, 2010 14:23 ]
Post subject:  Re: Be Excellent to Each Other in Manchester - Sat 27th Feb 2010

superdupergill wrote:
After being out til goodness knows what time last night I have somehow managed to wake up! Going to go for a shower, then I think we're getting a lift to the station. I notice there is a Gourmet Burger Kitchen in Manchester...I may have to pay them a visit :)


Oh! I might have to go to that for dinner. Or lunch. Or both.

Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Sat Feb 27, 2010 14:37 ]
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PROPOSAL

An official Museum of Science And Industry meet tomorrow, say, late morning or early afternoon?

Author:  Malabelm [ Sat Feb 27, 2010 15:46 ]
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I'm going to The Salisbury soon. That's by Oxford Road station, isn't it?

Might need some food. Quite hungry now.

Author:  Cras [ Sat Feb 27, 2010 16:01 ]
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Yeah, behind the Grand Central.

Author:  Goddess Jasmine [ Sat Feb 27, 2010 22:48 ]
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Kalmar doesn't look at all like you'd expect.

I was born in the same hospital as Pod.

Kov is teaching everyone how to shake hands properly.

Mr Dave may die laughing.

Myp is still awake!

Author:  zaphod79 [ Sat Feb 27, 2010 22:49 ]
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Goddess Jasmine wrote:
Myp is still awake!


Pix or it didn't happen.

Author:  DavPaz [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 0:00 ]
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such fun. Me and MrsP are on our way home.

Author:  Curiosity [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 1:01 ]
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zaphod79 wrote:
Goddess Jasmine wrote:
Myp is still awake!


Pix or it didn't happen.


Don't worry. He's been asleep now for hours!

Pics to follow soon. There are plenty!!!

Author:  Malc74 [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 1:16 ]
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Goddess Jasmine wrote:
Kalmar doesn't look at all like you'd expect.

I was born in the same hospital as Pod.

Kov is teaching everyone how to shake hands properly.

Mr Dave may die laughing.

Myp is still awake!



But... did Mr Chris actually show up?

Author:  Goddess Jasmine [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 1:50 ]
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Malc74 wrote:
But... did Mr Chris actually show up?

Yes! And there are pics to prove it!

Author:  DavPaz [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 1:50 ]
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Mr Chris DID show up. We were staggered.

Me and MrsP are home safe. As far as cunts go, you lot are the best bunch of cunts in the world. Expect me and the missus at other meets in the future

:luv:

Author:  sdg [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 2:46 ]
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The train journey for Jen and I was made a lot kore pleasant when we bumped into Mr and Mrs DavPaz at the station. Got some good banter on the train.
Took a weird route home from the station and I think I may have climbed a fence. Now drinking tea and eating crisps and sandwiches in the hotel room.

Author:  kalmar [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 3:23 ]
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Eating chips in the hotel room! Phone battery <10%! Nice to meet you all :kiss:

Author:  Ange [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 4:34 ]
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DavPaz wrote:
such fun. Me and MrsP are on our way home.


I well love Mrs P.

*apple sours*

Author:  Trousers [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 8:59 ]
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What the fuck am I doing up at this time?

Getting a head start to secure the affections of michelle moist before these other slackers that's what. Expect to be introduced to michelle moist-trousers at the next meet.

Also "I'm not paying £7 for an kebab" as performed by Kovacs is my new favourite line. See the kebab shop staff smile yet with fingers hovering over the panic button.

BikNorton is truly the host of champions.

Quality day's entertainment even if half of you are twelve.

Author:  MaliA [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 9:11 ]
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Trousers wrote:

Also "I'm not paying £7 for an kebab" as performed by Kovacs is my new favourite line. See the kebab shop staff smile yet with fingers hovering over the panic button.



This just made me laugh far, far, more than it should have.

Author:  Ange [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 9:55 ]
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I head hurts.

Author:  Malabelm [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 10:38 ]
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I have survived. Now, where's my fucking burger?

Author:  TheVision [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 11:48 ]
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Come on, you've all had your fun now get home and post some pictures so I can see what everyone looks like!

Author:  MaliA [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 11:50 ]
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I wish to know more about the £7 kebab.

Author:  Goddess Jasmine [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 11:54 ]
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Are we hosting the pictures in a central location like Flickr or Eggwan?

Gaywood has SUCH a treat for you all. :D

I feel like I have a mild hangover this morning and I ache all over, what did you do to me??

Are myp and Pod still alive?

Author:  Malabelm [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:01 ]
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Goddess Jasmine wrote:
Gaywood has SUCH a treat for you all. :D


Uh-oh.

Author:  Goddess Jasmine [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:06 ]
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Ange wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
such fun. Me and MrsP are on our way home.


I well love Mrs P.

*apple sours*

:this: she was ace, Dave you must bring her along again. :)

Author:  Malabelm [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:08 ]
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Most of you missed the cakes, by the way. We gave some boxes to Gaywood to hand out if he saw anyone, but he's probably eaten them. Either way, they seemed to go down well at the pub!

Author:  Goddess Jasmine [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:09 ]
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Malabar Front wrote:
I have survived. Now, where's my fucking burger?

That would be funnier if he wasn't being such a twunt. I would probably have said something if I had been with that lad tbh.

Author:  MaliA [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:18 ]
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Goddess Jasmine wrote:
Malabar Front wrote:
I have survived. Now, where's my fucking burger?

That would be funnier if he wasn't being such a twunt. I would probably have said something if I had been with that lad tbh.



BeeX CleeX!

Author:  Cras [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:19 ]
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We got our cakes, they were excellent! A fantastic evening, truly the best 'organised' meet ever.

Author:  Curiosity [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:19 ]
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Malabar Front wrote:
Most of you missed the cakes, by the way. We gave some boxes to Gaywood to hand out if he saw anyone, but he's probably eaten them. Either way, they seemed to go down well at the pub!


The Gaywood has distributed cakes to the rest of the Premier Inn Massive.

I am now on a train.

Author:  Malabelm [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:22 ]
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In which case, I hope Craster enjoyed the message at the bottom of his Ginger box.

Author:  DavPaz [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:22 ]
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Cakes???

Bastards.

Author:  Cras [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:28 ]
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Malabar Front wrote:
In which case, I hope Craster enjoyed the message at the bottom of his Ginger box.


Oh, indeed. I left the empty box on the bed in the hotel to confuse/insult the cleaners.

Author:  DavPaz [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:42 ]
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Forgot to mention, for those still in Manchester, downstairs in the big HMV outside the Arndale is a games zone with about 20 networked PCs and Xboxes. Also, Heavy Rain as being previewed behind a curtain

Author:  MrChris [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 13:11 ]
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That was ace. Great to meet you all finally.

Special thanks to Curio for the hotel room, Bik for the original offer of somewhere to kip which I didn't take up and Mrs Malibu Stacey for the cakes of a frankly boutique-cake-shop level of awesome which we had in the pub. Not so thanks for her saying I looked old enough to be her dad, or whatever it was. MR FROWNY FACE.

Author:  DavPaz [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 13:21 ]
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There were cakes in the pub? Did you wait for us to leave?

Author:  MrChris [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 13:32 ]
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You left while it was still daylight. No cakes for quitters.

Author:  Malabelm [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 13:33 ]
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DavPaz wrote:
There were cakes in the pub? Did you wait for us to leave?


Gaywood forced us to drunkenly go to the car and get them at about midnight.

Author:  DavPaz [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 13:36 ]
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Bah. Stupid last train leaving at 11-ish. We did have Gill and Jen for company tho, so bonus!

Author:  BikNorton [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 13:38 ]
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MaliA wrote:
I wish to know more about the £7 kebab.
Me too, and I think I had one. Donner, shish and chicken mix, maybe?

Everyone's left mine now, before I got round to baconating them, so now I have to eat 10 rasher myself. Tut. Good day and night, thanks everyone.

Author:  pupil [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 14:14 ]
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'Twas a corker of an evening, I'm really chuffed I joined you all, you're all excellent! Was also a wonderful surprise to be re-united with my long, lost brother, Zardoz! Separated at birth, I tells thee :D

Author:  Trousers [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 14:16 ]
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Back home safe and sound - easy journey back.

Apologies to people I didn't get much chance to speak to but here's some thoughts on those that I did / can remember;

Gaywood - Actually taller than I thought he was having built an image of him in my mind for 10 years as a 3ft high midget.
Albino - If anyone is looking for him I have taken him home for my 4 year old daughter to play with.
DavPaz - The most unlike my mental image of him of all the posters. Dunno why but because I associated the name with "spaz" I had this kind of uber nerd pictured and he's nothing like.
BikNorton - I want him to be my new mummy.
MrRussell - Frigid bastard wouldn't let me spoon him last night.
Perkies/Meaty/Branch - My new best American friend. He really is a great American. From America.
Zardoz - Stood next to him in the toilet - not long. (ThankyouverymuchI'mhereallweek)
Kovacs - My new favourite narcoleptic and kebab shop intimidator
Mr Dave - Firm handshake - manly.
Throughsilver - Metal encyclopaedia
Pupil - As above but with extra Backgammon pieces.
Pod - Amphetamines are bad mmkay.
Myp - My favourite narcoleptic with a wobbly neck.
Grim... - Still laughing about "Or Or Or" and many other things he said while watching that late night art show.
Wullie - Must have MASSIVE testicles.

Everyone was awesome of course but there wasn't enough time to really speak to everyone properly to include you in the above list of insults.

Author:  Malabelm [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 14:26 ]
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Apparently someone had their hand on Miss Malabar's arse for a good portion of last night. It took her quite a while to realise it wasn't me, but she couldn't tell who. Myp? Zardoz? MrDave? It wasn't MrRussel, as I remember him trying to feel her boobs instead. Hah!

Author:  DavPaz [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 14:29 ]
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Edit: This is clearly a reply to Trousers. I only touched two arses last night, but Alberto didn't mind. Ithankyou

I'm glad to disspoint you :)

I was impressed by the amount of times you managed to shout TROUSERS throughout the evening. Usually people don't get away with that.

Pupil! That was you with the ears! I don't think anyone introduced us *offers handshake*

Author:  KovacsC [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 14:46 ]
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Just got home..

It was a great evening... great to meet all of you.

I did forget I am a sleepy drunk...

The kebab was good but £7.. Also the staff did not grasp the idea of diet drinks. Asked if they had another diet drink other than diet pepsi, so he handed me a full fat one.. :roll:

Author:  DavPaz [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 14:48 ]
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I'm laughing at the idea of ordering a Diet drink with a kebab... but then I remembered that you're a diabetic :facepalm:

Author:  pupil [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 14:54 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
If Mr Chris makes it I'll eat my head.


ahem

Author:  pupil [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 14:58 ]
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DavPaz wrote:
Pupil! That was you with the ears! I don't think anyone introduced us *offers handshake*


DavPaz: We did chat for a bit, I'm pretty sure. I'm guessing you were a tad boozed, though :P

Author:  Dimrill [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 15:00 ]
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Oh good god. Trying to sleep a foot away from a snoring, incredibly drunk Zardoz was terrifying. I was in the potential splash zone.

Author:  DavPaz [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 15:04 ]
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pupil wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
Pupil! That was you with the ears! I don't think anyone introduced us *offers handshake*


DavPaz: We did chat for a bit, I'm pretty sure. I'm guessing you were a tad boozed, though :P

Indeed, I remember chatting, I just don't remember you being labelled as Pupil. *indicates offered hand*

Author:  sdg [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 15:19 ]
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I had such a great time yesterday :)
if I had one complaint it would be that yesterday wasn't long enough, there were a lot of people that I didn't get to talk to as much as I would have liked...I didn't even make it round to the table in the pub until I'd been there about three hours!
I am totally in favour of a weekend in a cottage now, it would be superb!
Also, Gaywoods missus is lovely, I hope I didn't talk too much nonsense to her :). As is Mrs DavPaz (who gets bonus points for feeding us chocolate eclairs on the train home).

Author:  myp [ Sun Feb 28, 2010 15:20 ]
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Wow, what a fantastic weekend! Quick comment on each new person I met:

markg: top, top bloke. Was excellent to put the Compoesque face to the voice. Ange put it best when she described him as the yin to Zardoz's yang.

DavPaz and Mrs: stonkingly brilliant people. DP is nothing like the spammer spaz he is online. ;) Mrs P and Ange seemed to get on like a house on fire, too.

Fanny Stupid: Stupid Fanny Stupid ends up not being stupid at all! A lovely lady and seems perfect for the good doctor.

Throughsilver: an absolute legend and my new mancrush. Excellent taste in music, very witty and the best abs on the forum - NO DOUBT!

Malabar Front and Mrs: proof of the saying 'opposites attract'. One quite cool and reserved, the other very bubbly and not backwards in coming forwards. I'll leave it up to you to decide which is which. ;) Also, Miss M made me caekz and they are very tasty! I might let Ange have half of one if she's lucky.

Plissken and Mrs: didn't get to chat to these two as much as other people, but they were definitely very personable and friendly in the short time I did spend talking to them. Also had an excellently tiny t-shirt which Mr Dave only just managed to squeeze into. We all signed the larger one, so I expect he'll soon be framing that and putting it up in the living room.

Kovacs: a top gent. Was part of the sleepy trio with me and Kissyfur. Probably the most unlike his online persona there.

Kalmar: One of the few people I hadn't seen any pics of before, so was a complete surprise! Lovely, lovely man. It was nice to have the modz (accidentally) all sat together at one point.

BikNorton: absolutely nothing like I expected him to be. I'm starting to sound like a broken record, but he was also a brilliant chap and bought a round of drinks for about seventy people on Friday night.

Trousers: didn't get to speak with him as much as I would have liked, but seemed most excellent. Thought he was someone's Dad who'd tagged along before the introductions. ;)

superdupergill and Mrs: fantastically lovely people. SDG and I have planned to run away together. There are one or two minor issues we need to iron out in order to make it work, but the course of true love never does run smooth, does it?

Sinister Agent and 'friend' Amy: was already half-cut when they turned up, so don't remember much of what we talked about. Seemed nice, though. Had some brilliantly funny texts from SA when he was on the way.

Kissyfur: another lovely man and nothing like the oversensitive ball of stress he seems to be on here. ;) Joined Kovacs and me in the snooze brigade!

Pupil: awesome flesh tunnels and another one with great taste in music. Didn't get to speak much, but seemed a great guy.

Mr Russ: the tallest man in the world! I'm sure we played pool at one point, but it all got a bit hazy by then. Another top man.

Nickachu: the scruffiest man on the planet. Get a haircut! A fellow southern brother, though, so I'll let him off.

I think that's everyone. If I've missed you out then you obviously didn't make a lasting impressionI'm a forgetful fuckwit and I'm sorry.

It was also awesome to see everyone else who I'd already met before. You are all brilliant people and I count myself lucky to be allowed to socialise with you. Oh, and sorry about the 'OOONLY WHAN PWND' "joke" that I flogged to death all weekend.

Jas: I don't remember the burger incident (although I remember eating it, weirdly). I don't think swearing (even ironically) in front of children is big or clever, so I apologise unreservedly.

Cheers to markg and Z for the doughnuts too. OM!

This has been posted from my phone so has taken me ages! Oh, and PIX OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN K THX!

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