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Big swell showing for Monday afternoon into Tuesday, with Moderate-strong SSW wind on Monday and WNW for Tuesday there could be some great waves to be had on North and South coast. Will up date Sunday night.

Todays go karting was quite successful.

It was also quite nice to beat several people who took the whole thing very seriously.

My run in the final. (I'm on pole.)

I've got my girlfriend's sister and the sister's boyfriend round this week. It's bad... We're going places all four of us, and I'm left out of everything because they are all speaking in a language I don't understand a word of. And they don't even try to talk to me, in terms of having a direct conversation translated through my girlfriend or anything. I'm not keen on meeting them again, to be honest.

Can't you learn some of their language?

How to get good service and a discount from a cider stall at a country fair: be accompanied by fifty or so men with bayonets fixed and draw them to a halt in front of the vendor.

Of course, those of us in the ranks didn't get to partake in this or anything...

Actually, we did get a bottle to share. It was vile

Put this one in your diary, chaps - The women's pole vault, Monday midday.

http://www.faniq.com/images/blog/Allison%20Stokke(1).jpg

I'm back from The Clone Wars. I enjoyed it a lot. A lot.

Only the skirting boards left to do and the spare rom is finished. Hurrah.

Has it lost the 'nursery' theme?

[CG Dimlie hint hint]

I think my blue balled spunking cock covers CG quite nicely.

I think my blue balled spunking cock covers CG quite nicely. :hat:

Dimrill wrote:

I think my blue balled spunking cock covers CG quite nicely.

There's no need to FTFY, it's perfect as it is. So, CG, how does it feel to be covered by Dimrill's blue balled spunking cock?

I feel covered in musky love.

My "washing machine o-tron" thread appears to have broken.

I'm upset because nobody here wished me (or Sinister Minister) a happy birthday.

Author:	MaliA [ Sat Aug 16, 2008 22:37 ]
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Nice work, sir. Also, I need a ride to Cornwall tomorrow am, bringing me bnack on monday. Need sapce for surfboards: Quote: Big swell showing for Monday afternoon into Tuesday, with Moderate-strong SSW wind on Monday and WNW for Tuesday there could be some great waves to be had on North and South coast. Will up date Sunday night.

Author:	chinnyhill10 [ Sat Aug 16, 2008 22:41 ]
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Plissken wrote: Todays go karting was quite successful. It was also quite nice to beat several people who took the whole thing very seriously. From now on we shall call you "The Stig" Of the dump.

Author:	Plissken [ Sat Aug 16, 2008 23:16 ]
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My run in the final. (I'm on pole.)

Author:	chinnyhill10 [ Sat Aug 16, 2008 23:28 ]
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Plissken wrote: My run in the final. (I'm on pole.) Couldn't you think of anywhere else to park your Mini Metro than in the middle of the track?

Author:	Doctor Glyndwr [ Sun Aug 17, 2008 0:09 ]
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Plissken wrote: My run in the final. (I'm on pole.) Looks a lot like the course I went to a few times in Gloucester. Also: nice work sir.

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Author:	MrD [ Sun Aug 17, 2008 0:28 ]
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Happy Birthday Sinister Minister.

Author:	metalangel [ Sun Aug 17, 2008 1:55 ]
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I just did the infamous 'lesbian' bit in Arse Effect. Honestly, it was contrived as hell, but the ability to say 'Let's go again!' afterwards made me smile. It certainly wasn't worth banning a game over a split second glimpse of a blue bum, though.

Author:	Trousers [ Sun Aug 17, 2008 8:53 ]
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I am not shure if it has been, how you say , linked elshwhere but here ish Schteve Mclaren making a twat of himshelf. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=F8oN58cyp2c

Author:	Zardoz [ Sun Aug 17, 2008 14:13 ]
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I'd send volts into my pole. Hi everybody! Being a daddy is toppo but it's very time consuming. Bye bye!

Author:	Anonymous X [ Sun Aug 17, 2008 23:41 ]
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I've got my girlfriend's sister and the sister's boyfriend round this week. It's bad... We're going places all four of us, and I'm left out of everything because they are all speaking in a language I don't understand a word of. And they don't even try to talk to me, in terms of having a direct conversation translated through my girlfriend or anything. I'm not keen on meeting them again, to be honest.

Author:	Goddess Jasmine [ Mon Aug 18, 2008 0:07 ]
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Can't you learn some of their language?

Author:	Nik [ Mon Aug 18, 2008 0:13 ]
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Anonymous X wrote: I've got my girlfriend's sister and the sister's boyfriend round this week. It's bad... We're going places all four of us, and I'm left out of everything because they are all speaking in a language I don't understand a word of. And they don't even try to talk to me, in terms of having a direct conversation translated through my girlfriend or anything. I'm not keen on meeting them again, to be honest. Make up your own language and only speak in that - that'll show them!

Author:	Anonymous X [ Mon Aug 18, 2008 1:09 ]
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Goddess Jasmine wrote: Can't you learn some of their language? 1. There aren't any German courses locally. Believe me, I've looked. 2. Even if there were, I have no means of paying for them. 3. Even if I had the cash and a course, it'd be some beginners course. Even A-levels are too rudimentary to learn to speak a language. 4. I'm probably too old to learn a language now.

Author:	Cras [ Mon Aug 18, 2008 2:51 ]
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Shwarzwalderkirschtorte. There you go, you know some german. Introduce it into conversation.

Author:	chinnyhill10 [ Mon Aug 18, 2008 16:41 ]
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Printer update. Remember I ordered a Xerox on Friday? Remember how they said it was OSX compatible? In fact I even phoned back to double check. Well it arrived today and guess what, after lugging the beast up the stairs it turns out that it hates Macs even more than Bill Gates. This despite me phoning the supplier back to double check on Friday. After some chasing, they phoned me back and agreed to take it back. They then tried to charge me 15 quid for the courier to which I told them they had stated categorically twice that the printer would work with a Mac. No way was I paying 15 quid when I'd doubled checked with them! What I wanted them to do was to charge me the difference for the Mac model and do a swap. But they have to do a full refund and charge me for a new one was well. I've ordered the Xerox 6130 which they promise hand on heart will work with a Mac. The irony is that if they'd upsold me the 6130 in the first place with it's faster print speeds for only 20 quid more, I would have bitten their hands off. It's enough to make you furiously angry. [CG Dimlie hint hint]

Author:	Dudley [ Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:49 ]
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I really hate i when people do that. It's incredibly rude.

Author:	myp [ Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:17 ]
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Jag hatar dig.

Author:	MaliA [ Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:26 ]
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Ich versehe eine Krawalle

Author:	Kern [ Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:30 ]
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How to get good service and a discount from a cider stall at a country fair: be accompanied by fifty or so men with bayonets fixed and draw them to a halt in front of the vendor. Of course, those of us in the ranks didn't get to partake in this or anything... Actually, we did get a bottle to share. It was vile

Author:	MaliA [ Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:35 ]
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Kern wrote: How to get good service and a discount from a cider stall at a country fair: be accompanied by fifty or so men with bayonets fixed and draw them to a halt in front of the vendor. Of course, those of us in the ranks didn't get to partake in this or anything... Actually, we did get a bottle to share. It was vile Good time, then?

Author:	Kern [ Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:47 ]
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Aye. Shot some rebs; died nobly; still suck at skirmishing.

Author:	DBSnappa [ Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:02 ]
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Craster wrote: Put this one in your diary, chaps - The women's pole vault, Monday midday. http://www.faniq.com/images/blog/Allison%20Stokke(1).jpg Ah, Alison Stokke

Author:	DBSnappa [ Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:04 ]
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The Rev Owen wrote: I'm back from The Clone Wars. I enjoyed it a lot. A lot. Love is blind.

Author:	Zio [ Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:18 ]
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Anonymous X wrote: I've got my girlfriend's sister and the sister's boyfriend round this week. It's bad... We're going places all four of us, and I'm left out of everything because they are all speaking in a language I don't understand a word of. And they don't even try to talk to me, in terms of having a direct conversation translated through my girlfriend or anything. I'm not keen on meeting them again, to be honest. It's at times like this I've been known to throw proper strops at my missus of the time. This could of course be why I'm currently single, but still, it might be an idea for you to voice your frustrations to the missus. I personally think it's extremely rude for them to be excluding you from conversation in such a way (unless they can't speak any English I suppose).

Author:	MaliA [ Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:22 ]
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Only the skirting boards left to do and the spare rom is finished. Hurrah.

Author:	Kern [ Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:35 ]
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Has it lost the 'nursery' theme?

Author:	DBSnappa [ Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:40 ]
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MaliA wrote: Only the skirting boards left to do and the spare rom is finished. Hurrah. It's always tempting to pull them off to paint them...

Author:	MaliA [ Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:44 ]
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Kern wrote: Has it lost the 'nursery' theme? No, but it's not so bad now

Author:	AceAceBaby [ Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:55 ]
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Are you having a nursery? Is there a mini-mali?

Author:	Doctor Glyndwr [ Mon Aug 18, 2008 14:30 ]
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Author:	Dudley [ Mon Aug 18, 2008 15:30 ]
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821 bananas.

Author:	Grim... [ Mon Aug 18, 2008 16:59 ]
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chinnyhill10 wrote: [CG Dimlie hint hint]

Author:	Dimrill [ Mon Aug 18, 2008 17:09 ]
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I think my blue balled spunking cock covers CG quite nicely.

Author:	Doctor Glyndwr [ Mon Aug 18, 2008 17:11 ]
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Dimrill wrote: I think my blue balled spunking cock covers CG quite nicely. There's no need to FTFY, it's perfect as it is. So, CG, how does it feel to be covered by Dimrill's blue balled spunking cock?

Author:	chinnyhill10 [ Mon Aug 18, 2008 17:17 ]
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Dimrill wrote: I think my blue balled spunking cock covers CG quite nicely. I think it should be a more standard model, but bright red and possibly holding a chainsaw/Nigerian.