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| Author: | Satsuma [ Wed Nov 12, 2014 15:53 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: B&B 43 |
Hey internetters. Has anyone done that thing where you sign your business up to Google My Business and then they send you a card in the post and you validate your address? Isn't your business supposed to pop up on Google Maps after that? I'm searching maps for Personal Injury and my facking business ain't popping up on the map. I'm searching PI Support and then it does. What's wrong with the internet - is it broken? |
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| Author: | Trooper [ Wed Nov 12, 2014 16:00 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: B&B 43 |
Yeah, it took a while though. I can't remember exactly but i'm pretty sure it was over a month before it popped up. The real issue is getting your business off the map once it closes down... |
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| Author: | Kern [ Thu Nov 13, 2014 11:06 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: B&B 43 |
Tony Benn's son has taken his father's renounced title, Viscount Stansgate, and hopes to become one of the elected hereditaries in the Lords. Writing sentences like that reminds me that I rather love the quirkiness of our constitution. Interestingly (for me at least), the current Earl Attlee sits on the Tory benches. |
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| Author: | myp [ Thu Nov 13, 2014 11:11 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: B&B 43 |
Kern wrote: Tony Benn's son has taken his father's renounced title, Viscount Stansgate, and hopes to become one of the elected hereditaries in the Lords. Writing sentences like that reminds me that I rather love the quirkiness of our constitution. Interestingly (for me at least), the current Earl Attlee sits on the Tory benches. Hooray for democracy! |
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| Author: | TheVision [ Thu Nov 13, 2014 12:14 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: B&B 43 |
Today I have stolen a PCSO's hat. |
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| Author: | myp [ Thu Nov 13, 2014 12:20 ] |
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Nice beard. Almost as good as mine. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Thu Nov 13, 2014 13:51 ] |
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What if, like the Pub Landlord, Dapper Laughs was meant to be all of those things, but the audience didn't understand? |
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| Author: | myp [ Thu Nov 13, 2014 13:53 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: B&B 43 |
MaliA wrote: What if, like the Pub Landlord, Dapper Laughs was meant to be all of those things, but the audience didn't understand? Someone on Twitter asked him if he was playing a character - he said no, more an exaggeration of himself. |
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| Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Thu Nov 13, 2014 14:19 ] |
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MaliA wrote: What if, like the Pub Landlord, Dapper Laughs was meant to be all of those things, but the audience didn't understand? If you attempt to parody a group of reprehensible people, but instead end up drawing en masse approval from those people, then a) you might not be a very good comedian and b) you should probably change or stop your act before it starts to look like you are actively seeking the approval of said reprehensible people. Notably, Warren Mitchell always struggled with this for his character Alf Garnett. But he made his personal feelings clear in out-of-character interviews and suchlike. |
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| Author: | Kern [ Thu Nov 13, 2014 15:42 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: B&B 43 |
TheVision wrote: Today I have stolen a PCSO's hat. So you get to play at being a policeman too? |
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| Author: | Cras [ Thu Nov 13, 2014 15:50 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: B&B 43 |
Doctor Glyndwr wrote: Notably, Warren Mitchell always struggled with this for his character Alf Garnett. But he made his personal feelings clear in out-of-character interviews and suchlike. Al Murray has said pretty much exactly the same. |
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| Author: | myp [ Thu Nov 13, 2014 16:11 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: B&B 43 |
Kern wrote: TheVision wrote: Today I have stolen a PCSO's hat. So you get to play at being a policeman too? Aslan dressed as a policeman. |
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| Author: | Cras [ Thu Nov 13, 2014 17:41 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: B&B 43 |
Tonight my team is in a work dodgeball tournament. This on its own is a bad idea, but to add to the fun we have a team uniform of black shorts, lime green wifebeaters, and headbands. Oh good god. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Thu Nov 13, 2014 17:51 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: B&B 43 |
PICS, MOTHERFUCKER |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Thu Nov 13, 2014 18:03 ] |
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Grim... wrote: PICS, MOTHERFUCKER Oh my god, please do this. |
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| Author: | Trooper [ Thu Nov 13, 2014 18:13 ] |
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Remember the five D's of dodgeball! |
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| Author: | zaphod79 [ Thu Nov 13, 2014 18:15 ] |
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The path of the Rosetta mission :
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| Author: | Dr Zoidberg [ Thu Nov 13, 2014 18:39 ] |
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zaphod79 wrote: The path of the Rosetta mission : I'd like to think that I'm reasonably bright, with top grade A levels in Maths and Physics, but the thought of the maths involved in calculating that flightpath is just 
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| Author: | Grim... [ Thu Nov 13, 2014 18:41 ] |
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Kerbal Space Program players are looking at that and thinking "yup, and..?" |
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| Author: | Cras [ Thu Nov 13, 2014 18:42 ] |
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Mimi wrote: Grim... wrote: PICS, MOTHERFUCKER Oh my god, please do this. There's photos 'available' *rolleyes* |
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| Author: | Mr Dave [ Thu Nov 13, 2014 18:42 ] |
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zaphod79 wrote: The path of the Rosetta mission : Crasters dodgeball game looks a bit more complex than I expected! |
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| Author: | Kern [ Thu Nov 13, 2014 18:42 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: B&B 43 |
MaliA wrote: What if, like the Pub Landlord, Dapper Laughs was meant to be all of those things, but the audience didn't understand? The ITV2 audience is well-known for its discerning tastes. |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Thu Nov 13, 2014 18:50 ] |
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Cras wrote: Mimi wrote: Grim... wrote: PICS, MOTHERFUCKER Oh my god, please do this. There's photos 'available' *rolleyes* Oh my. That yellow, it just sets off your hair colour perfectly. That is special. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Thu Nov 13, 2014 19:14 ] |
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Mimi wrote: Cras wrote: Mimi wrote: Grim... wrote: PICS, MOTHERFUCKER Oh my god, please do this. There's photos 'available' *rolleyes* Oh my. That yellow, it just sets off your hair colour perfectly. That is special. Superb. |
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| Author: | TheVision [ Thu Nov 13, 2014 19:32 ] |
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Are these on facebook? How about posting them for the non facebook people amongst us? |
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| Author: | Slightly Green [ Thu Nov 13, 2014 19:38 ] |
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TheVision wrote: Are these on facebook? How about posting them for the non facebook people amongst us?  pretty please |
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| Author: | Trooper [ Thu Nov 13, 2014 19:54 ] |
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Looking good Squelch! |
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| Author: | Cras [ Thu Nov 13, 2014 20:06 ] |
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TheVision wrote: Are these on facebook? How about posting them for the non facebook people amongst us? How about hahahahahaaa! |
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| Author: | Cras [ Thu Nov 13, 2014 20:08 ] |
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Go on then. Nightcunt. |
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| Author: | KovacsC [ Fri Nov 14, 2014 0:00 ] |
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Cras wrote: Go on then. Nightcunt. I feel tingly. |
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| Author: | Kern [ Fri Nov 14, 2014 11:25 ] |
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Did they win? With a shirt like that, I'd be surprised if the opposition weren't blinded. |
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| Author: | Cras [ Fri Nov 14, 2014 11:32 ] |
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Not so much, no. In shock news to all, I suck at dodgeball. We made it to the quarter finals though - fuck knows how. |
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| Author: | Mr Russell [ Fri Nov 14, 2014 11:44 ] |
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Cras wrote: Not so much, no. In shock news to all, I suck at dodgeball. We made it to the quarter finals though - fuck knows how. Probably that motivational speech from Lance Armstrong. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Fri Nov 14, 2014 12:08 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: B&B 43 |
Mr Russell wrote: Cras wrote: Not so much, no. In shock news to all, I suck at dodgeball. We made it to the quarter finals though - fuck knows how. Probably that motivational speech from Lance Armstrong. Never happened |
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| Author: | Bamba [ Fri Nov 14, 2014 12:24 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: B&B 43 |
Dammit. I went to play the PS3 for the first time last night since I moved out of my ex's flat only to find the pad was dead. I did make sure to take a mini-USB cable from hers so I'd be covered for this eventuality but the controller won't charge through it. I can plug the pad in to the PS3 and play stuff that way (i.e. sitting about a foot from the TV which is how I finished Wolf Among Us last night) but I'm not playing anything else like that. So no I need to actually go and buy a mini-USB cable! A mini USB cable! I'll never use the bloody thing again after that! Fuck sticks. |
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| Author: | myp [ Fri Nov 14, 2014 12:32 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: B&B 43 |
Bamba wrote: Dammit. I went to play the PS3 for the first time last night since I moved out of my ex's flat only to find the pad was dead. I did make sure to take a mini-USB cable from hers so I'd be covered for this eventuality but the controller won't charge through it. I can plug the pad in to the PS3 and play stuff that way (i.e. sitting about a foot from the TV which is how I finished Wolf Among Us last night) but I'm not playing anything else like that. So no I need to actually go and buy a mini-USB cable! A mini USB cable! I'll never use the bloody thing again after that! Fuck sticks. I'll send you one as I have at least two and I won't use them much now. PM me your address. |
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| Author: | Bamba [ Fri Nov 14, 2014 13:31 ] |
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American Nervoso wrote: Bamba wrote: Dammit. I went to play the PS3 for the first time last night since I moved out of my ex's flat only to find the pad was dead. I did make sure to take a mini-USB cable from hers so I'd be covered for this eventuality but the controller won't charge through it. I can plug the pad in to the PS3 and play stuff that way (i.e. sitting about a foot from the TV which is how I finished Wolf Among Us last night) but I'm not playing anything else like that. So no I need to actually go and buy a mini-USB cable! A mini USB cable! I'll never use the bloody thing again after that! Fuck sticks. I'll send you one as I have at least two and I won't use them much now. PM me your address. Don't worry about it dude, I'll pick one up on my way through town today so I can play stuff this weekend and it's not like they cost much, it's just annoyance on principle. Thanks anyway though, that's very kind of you. |
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| Author: | myp [ Fri Nov 14, 2014 13:33 ] |
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Fuck off moaning then. Some people. |
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| Author: | TheVision [ Fri Nov 14, 2014 14:09 ] |
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I love a story with a happy ending. |
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| Author: | Mr Russell [ Fri Nov 14, 2014 14:38 ] |
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It's OK, in reality they PM'd each other and are now on their way to meet for a kiss. |
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| Author: | TheVision [ Fri Nov 14, 2014 15:31 ] |
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Again? |
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| Author: | myp [ Fri Nov 14, 2014 15:32 ] |
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Mr Russell wrote: It's OK, in reality they PM'd each other and are now on their way to meet for a kiss. Fuck off. I'm not yet that desperate that I'll travel all the way to Scotland for just a kiss. |
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| Author: | Mr Russell [ Fri Nov 14, 2014 15:46 ] |
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American Nervoso wrote: Mr Russell wrote: It's OK, in reality they PM'd each other and are now on their way to meet for a kiss. Fuck off. I'm not yet that desperate that I'll travel all the way to Scotland for just a kiss. Oh OK. Bamba, hope you enjoy Nottingham. |
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| Author: | Mr Dave [ Fri Nov 14, 2014 16:46 ] |
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More than a kiss then. Boy that moved quickly, but then we all suspected it would. |
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| Author: | TheVision [ Fri Nov 14, 2014 20:15 ] |
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I have a works do tonight. You can tell how much I don't want to go as I'm sat in the car park typing this. |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Fri Nov 14, 2014 20:24 ] |
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Today's going well. Firstly all the stuff at work and now I've managed to lose my credit card so mine and Russell's cards have had to be cancelled to ve replaced in 7-10 days. Feeling fantastic. 
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| Author: | myp [ Fri Nov 14, 2014 22:04 ] |
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Mr Dave wrote: More than a kiss then. Boy that moved quickly, but then we all suspected it would. 
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| Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Fri Nov 14, 2014 22:10 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: B&B 43 |
Have I been wrong all along? Is that Dimlie actually a picture of myp running towards Bamba's waiting embrace? |
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| Author: | ApplePieOfDestiny [ Fri Nov 14, 2014 22:16 ] |
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Not with feet that big, no. |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Fri Nov 14, 2014 22:43 ] |
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ApplePieOfDestiny wrote: Not with feet that big, no. Bravo! |
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