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Author:  throughsilver [ Mon Jan 21, 2013 19:17 ]
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KovacsC wrote:
One school is closed one is open. Wtf council be consistent.

If it's anything like my council, the schools decide about closure.

Author:  Dimrill [ Mon Jan 21, 2013 19:20 ]
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Indeed. The Headteacher to be exact.

Author:  devilman [ Mon Jan 21, 2013 20:16 ]
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Hot gamer girl video action

Not sure about 'It is predicted that by the end of this year, female gamers will outnumber men for the first time.' I'm guess it includes a lot of Facebook and phone game players.

Author:  KovacsC [ Mon Jan 21, 2013 20:27 ]
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Can we move Christmas to January so we can have a white Christmas.

Author:  Grim... [ Mon Jan 21, 2013 20:29 ]
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KovacsC wrote:
Can we move Christmas to January so we can have a white Christmas.

Good idea - but I figure we should do it by having January twice this year.

Author:  Grim... [ Mon Jan 21, 2013 20:29 ]
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The BBC are wondering why so many schools are closed, too: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21124238

Author:  KovacsC [ Mon Jan 21, 2013 20:30 ]
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Well it was moved to December. One more move could be done.

How two Jans?

Author:  GazChap [ Mon Jan 21, 2013 20:37 ]
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devilman wrote:
Hot gamer girl video action

Not sure about 'It is predicted that by the end of this year, female gamers will outnumber men for the first time.' I'm guess it includes a lot of Facebook and phone game players.

Bonus appearance by one of the Oliver twins there as well.

Author:  MaliA [ Mon Jan 21, 2013 20:46 ]
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i have popcorn! do you have popcorn? no? cower mortals!

Author:  devilman [ Mon Jan 21, 2013 20:48 ]
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MaliA wrote:
i have popcorn! do you have popcorn? no? cower mortals!


Tsk. You're late. National Popcorn Day was last Saturday.

Author:  TheVision [ Mon Jan 21, 2013 20:59 ]
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I have an Ocarina. A real life, Ocarina. Jealous?

Author:  DavPaz [ Mon Jan 21, 2013 21:23 ]
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TheVision wrote:
I have an Ocarina. A real life, Ocarina. Jealous?

It's about time

Author:  Pundabaya [ Mon Jan 21, 2013 23:02 ]
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Grim... wrote:
MaliA wrote:
I've asked ground support to provide a bag of oats for my horse tomorrow, as it is the best way for me to get in.

Assuming that by "in", you mean "down" - The combination of metal shoes on snow on tarmac is somewhat akin to Babmi on the ice. You can fit snow studs, but then you can't go on clear (or shallow) patches with a road underneath.


Horses, even more rubbish than I thought.

Author:  devilman [ Mon Jan 21, 2013 23:18 ]
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Grim... wrote:
The BBC are wondering why so many schools are closed, too: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21124238


And has a handy guide too.

Author:  Grim... [ Mon Jan 21, 2013 23:27 ]
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Jesus, you can get School Closure Insurance :S

Quote:
When the school is closed because of floods, bad weather or heating failure/boiler breakdown, for an annual premium of just £30 we will make a claims payment of £100 per day* that could be used for:

Huh - that sounds like quite a good bet.

Quote:
There is no cover for the first day of each school closure
Closures of less than a whole day are not covered

WTF? FTFO.

Author:  chinnyhill10 [ Mon Jan 21, 2013 23:39 ]
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GazChap wrote:
devilman wrote:
Hot gamer girl video action

Not sure about 'It is predicted that by the end of this year, female gamers will outnumber men for the first time.' I'm guess it includes a lot of Facebook and phone game players.

Bonus appearance by one of the Oliver twins there as well.


By law both have to appear. It's like Ant and Dec.

Author:  Malc [ Tue Jan 22, 2013 0:28 ]
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Absurd thought I had earlier:

Solar powered floating dehumidifier blimps to remove rain clouds above outdoor events.

Malc

Author:  Grim... [ Tue Jan 22, 2013 1:13 ]
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Ooh! A question popped into my mind a few nights ago, and it's a good one. I've not come up with a decent answer yet. I don't want to Google it as that's no fun.

On a normal, healthy human body, are there three of anything?

I came up with one, but it's not very good:
ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!
Ears. It's a bit cheating, though.


Anyone think of any more?

Author:  Malc [ Tue Jan 22, 2013 1:16 ]
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Just 3?

Cos I can think of fingers and toes.

maybe "knuckles on my left index finger"

Malc

Author:  Grim... [ Tue Jan 22, 2013 1:25 ]
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Malc wrote:
Just 3?

Cos I can think of fingers and toes.

maybe "knuckles on my left index finger"

Malc

That's a bit cheaty, because that's "things on a finger" rather than "things on a human body".

Author:  Malc [ Tue Jan 22, 2013 1:31 ]
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anal sphincter muscles?

Malc

Author:  Mr Dave [ Tue Jan 22, 2013 1:41 ]
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Grim... wrote:
I came up with one, but it's not very good:
ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!
Ears. It's a bit cheating, though.


Anyone think of any more?


Err... Am I missing something here?

--

On the other side, three holes in the face.

Author:  throughsilver [ Tue Jan 22, 2013 1:42 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Ooh! A question popped into my mind a few nights ago, and it's a good one. I've not come up with a decent answer yet. I don't want to Google it as that's no fun.

On a normal, healthy human body, are there three of anything?

I came up with one, but it's not very good:
ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!
Ears. It's a bit cheating, though.


Anyone think of any more?

Triceps, clearly :p

Author:  Curiosity [ Tue Jan 22, 2013 9:05 ]
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Not that I can think of.

Three bones in the inner ear, but two ears makes six in total.

Author:  DavPaz [ Tue Jan 22, 2013 9:10 ]
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3 nipples, obv.

Author:  Curiosity [ Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:10 ]
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DavPaz wrote:
3 nipples, obv.


He said on a normal person, not a freakish mutant.

Author:  KovacsC [ Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:10 ]
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School Update.

Just dropped MrsKovs youngest off at school. The school has done a fantastic job of clearing the paths and gritting.

The council on the other hand out side the school have done bugger all. The paths are icy.

Author:  MaliA [ Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:29 ]
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I feel quite sorry for Prince Harry. People complain at his lifestyle, yet when he comes back from Afghanistan, he appears to get pillioried for having done his job.

Author:  Wullie [ Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:35 ]
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MaliA wrote:
I feel quite sorry for Prince Harry. People complain at his lifestyle, yet when he comes back from Afghanistan, he appears to get pillioried for having done his job.
They are arguing about that on Radio Scotland's morning mongos phone in show. There was some MP wifey that needed to breathe a bit more.

Author:  KovacsC [ Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:38 ]
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It is getting a bit tedious. What is the chap meant to do..

Author:  Wullie [ Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:48 ]
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KovacsC wrote:
It is getting a bit tedious. What is the chap meant to do..
I think fuck off & die is the popular opinion. Whereas I think him & his grandfaither should go on adventures :)

Author:  markg [ Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:52 ]
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Fuck knows. I don't think we should have a royal family at all, I think it makes us look like a bunch of utter retards. But I've got nothing against any of them personally. I saw the interview where he spoke about shooting at the enemy. He seemed to have precisely the same attitude to it as anyone else doing that job. :shrug:

Author:  KovacsC [ Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:53 ]
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It is a bit harsh..

Author:  Cras [ Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:54 ]
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Wullie wrote:
I think him & his grandfaither should go on adventures :)


:this:

Author:  KovacsC [ Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:55 ]
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Who is his Grandfather?

Author:  DavPaz [ Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:56 ]
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KovacsC wrote:
Who is his Grandfather?

Edward Spencer, 8th Earl Spencer

Author:  Cras [ Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:58 ]
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KovacsC wrote:
Who is his Grandfather?


8)

Author:  KovacsC [ Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:59 ]
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Craster wrote:
KovacsC wrote:
Who is his Grandfather?


8)



Yes I should have googled it. I thought it could be on his dads side, as we all know it is not Charles :)

Author:  Pundabaya [ Tue Jan 22, 2013 11:05 ]
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Captain Wales sounds like the wankest superhero ever.

Author:  Morte [ Tue Jan 22, 2013 11:37 ]
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Pundabaya wrote:
Captain Wales sounds like the wankest superhero ever.


Hmmm, what about "The Adventures of Captain Wales and Doctor Gaywood"

...someone write this immediately.

Author:  Zardoz [ Tue Jan 22, 2013 11:47 ]
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Captain Wales and the Go-Go Goth.

Author:  chinnyhill10 [ Tue Jan 22, 2013 11:47 ]
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Pundabaya wrote:
Captain Wales sounds like the wankest superhero ever.


How soon you all forget:

Image

Author:  Trooper [ Tue Jan 22, 2013 11:57 ]
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Yeah, but Captain Planet is pretty cool. Captain Wales, a bit less so.
Still, could be worse, could be Captain Cornwall.

Author:  Morte [ Tue Jan 22, 2013 12:06 ]
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Trooper wrote:
Yeah, but Captain Planet is pretty cool. Captain Wales, a bit less so.
Still, could be worse, could be Captain Cornwall.


Are incest and whinging about emmets super powers now?

Author:  Grim... [ Tue Jan 22, 2013 12:09 ]
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Did someone mention Captain Planet?


Author:  DavPaz [ Tue Jan 22, 2013 12:44 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Did someone mention Captain Planet?


Brrr.

Author:  Cras [ Tue Jan 22, 2013 13:40 ]
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Man, Téa Leoni is lovely.

Author:  devilman [ Tue Jan 22, 2013 13:44 ]
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Had a box of assorted games stuff delivered today and the guy said he'd throw in some other bits and bobs, so I now own a couple of N64 controller covers...

Attachment:
dk.jpg


I never knew there was such a thing. They look more like wrestling masks.

Author:  Dimrill [ Tue Jan 22, 2013 13:45 ]
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They would make excellent crowns for a medium dog.

Author:  Satsuma [ Tue Jan 22, 2013 13:51 ]
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They would make excellent gloves for Abe (from Oddworld. I can't think of any three fingered film aliens right at this minute).

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