Be Excellent To Each Other

*Adds data to spirograph*

Interesting...

We are, yes -- I didn't know he was on the Twitters. I've followed him and sent him a message now. Ta for the heads-up.

1. ruining unfunny old memes from 2003

2. Truly you are what is know as a wanker

I have no such list and no one has ever wronged me on here.

Pretty much everyone on here has wronged me.

*sharpens duck*

Yeah, well Craster's managed to wrong Isaac Newton, Albert Einstein and Floella Benjamin.

You're all [in the] wrong.

I like being called smug because it acknowledges that I was right.

Thanks Myp and my new user title is in your honour.

Or, equally technically possible, it's acknowledging that you think you're right. You can be smug and wrong - just look at Cameron!

Otherwise, I'm not touching this thread with a bargepole. Unless someone does something really unforgiveable, like misuses less/fewer.

I think Ms Winehouse should have abused fewer drugs, and possibly less types of drugs.

I will so not be sympathetic when Craster gets to you with the duck.

Being compared to Cameron is one of the most hurtful things said about me today.

Not sure how I can be passive aggressive and aggressively rude at the same time but hey I have broad shoulders.

Also according to a reputable source I have been blocked by people who have spent the last two years ignoring me. That should be life changing.

You won't be saying that when you see what I've done to your car.

Ooooh, someone totally changed time.

When people start claiming they've been blocked and wear it as a badge of honour they're usually on a one way ticket to forum self destruct.



Also Craster has more DNA in common with a crab than you or I.

You're just jealous of my dance moves.

Heh. Wait, what?

Actually it was Myp on Twitter who said it.

Nice to see you are still tuned in though, although I didn't necessarily mean you as no names were given.As I said I don't hold any grudges.

But you hadn't noticed me until yesterday. I clearly need to do more self promotion but hopefully in a more pleasant vein.

Interesting post on Popbitch saying that if you are attending ('a well known rehab clinic' - Legal Ed), getting drugs is no problem at all. Indeed one well known Madchester star was having deliveries made there.

Makes you wonder if these places are the best place to help people. In fact one poster goes on to define it as "more of a holiday camp for the drug-addled."

Crikey, you would have though rehab would at least mean not being able to get hold of whatever drug you wanted.

Poor, hyperbolic choice of words.

Indeed and you would think that going to jail would prevent you from being able to get drugs but due to prison regulations and the fact that cannabis stays in your system and therefore shows up for a longer period in prison drug tests a lot of people actually go in as cannabis users and come out as heroin addicts.

Someone's mentioned this, right?

Yes (on twitter) and knowing that someone is heading towards a certain destination is not the same as not caring about them reaching it.

Nice digging though although I think Kalmar gets the credit.

Hey, fuck Kalmar! Me and him and going to arm wrestle over this when he comes to my BBQ because he's not A BIG WRONG FACE.

I am sure this makes sense in Grims world but I can't decipher it.

Nobody came here for a lecture on communism hypocrisy.

Except as I already explained there is no hypocrisy involved. I was not willing her dead or effectively saying she deserved it as others have done.

If you can't see the difference then fair enough. I am perfectly happy with my conduct and morals.

Cheap shot but as I said well researched. Nice to know that someone was so intent on finding something to discredit me. Also points towards me being right.

Outted:

Actually I have a better haircut now and I would prefer you post a more recent picture.

You do realise by mentioning my name this much in a row is going to make me turn up, right? Well... When I can be bothered to look at my Twitter, and then look for the thread you mentioned me in, that is. Like some lackadaisical Candyman.

Yes. Nearly 3 weeks ago (Weds 6th), I was unceremoniously punted halfway down the road by a blue hatchback driven by an 18 year old girl with 6 months driving experience, who claimed to be going 30. The Fuzz are looking into it, and taken statements and that. I await results.

Elbow got a bit shattered, and my pelvis and fibula got a bit broken, not to mention a bunch of cuts, grazes and bruises, all on the right side. Bit of a bummer.

Healing up a bit now, and hobbling around without crutches short distances, but I need a fair bit of physio to get full range of motion back in the elbow - have to wait another 3 weeks to have the metalwork out of the arm, though.

When your elbow is healed up is when you start fighting crime in a cape and mask though, right? Don't tell me my NHS tax money is going to waste!

Ouch. Stupid girls.

Hang on - Kalmar's coming to the beexbeeque? Awesome!

Ouch. Mend well, chap, and be as tenacious as you can with the physio — I've managed to get pretty much full mobility in my elbow so hopefully with a bit of hard work you'll be absolutely fine.

And good luck on the legal side.

See that, Kal? SEE IT?

Hmm?
Ouch, Menski

Come to the Beexbeequeue, fool!

He's coming to the Tinkers 2011 meet.

Mend well, Mentski.

You could probably guilt trip her into doing just about anything....

This is now strange

Turns out the police are calling it unexplained because it may not have been a OD. She died in her sleep and was found by the "security guard" her managment had hired after that last fuck up of a show. Will be 2-4 weeks before lab results come back. They are also saying that if it was a OD then it probably wasn't crack - it would have been E.

Not to say that if it was something like heart failure then the drugs didn't do it but it makes it even more heartbreaking if it was the case that when she was getting help they went ahead and killed her anyway.

She died of a broken heart.

[insert mock outrage here]

Oh, is he? That's a fine excuse. As you were.

Heh.

Err, I'd call bullshit on that.

Yeah I'm not sure I ever read about anyone actually overdosing on ecstasy.

[insert fake laughter here]

Some people have a bad reaction to it that can be fatal but I have never heard of an overdose either.

I am of the opinion that alcohol killed her but time will tell.