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myoptika wrote:

That sig is genius, Chinny. Could you make it bigger?

I did think of doing it for satirical purposes.
67 bananas to anyone who can name all the games featured.

Joans wrote:

Curiosity has all the jam.

[/poker clique]

Ten-seven off and he turns the nut straight. TEN-SEVEN OFF. AAAAARGH.

What's the difference between a library assistant and an assistant librarian?

I got bored with crackdown when all the women I killed and put in a dumpster kept disappearing so I could never fill the dumpster. I felt like Sisyphus.

nervouspete wrote:

so a assistant

FAIL

chinnyhill10 wrote:

myoptika wrote:

That sig is genius, Chinny. Could you make it bigger?

I did think of doing it for satirical purposes.
67 bananas to anyone who can name all the games featured.

Its hard to see some of them - what i can make out :

1) Super Pipeline II (obviously)
2) Roland on the Ropes
3) too small to make out - it looks a little bit like a top down gauntlet type thing but its not got enough pixels for me to see :-(
4) Robocop
5) ..... i know this but cant remember the name its some old shooty mafia type game that came out on everything .......

1) Super Pipeline II (obviously)
2) Roland on the Ropes
3) too small to make out - it looks a little bit like a top down gauntlet type thing but its not got enough pixels for me to see :-(
4) Robocop
5) ..... i know this but cant remember the name its some old shooty mafia type game that came out on everything .......

Will you be able to offer us a BeeX discount when you're further up the ladder?

Joans wrote:

Shin wrote:

Joans wrote:

I will accept a very hard hit, but not the groin please.

Buy me a few G&T's and I'll forget all about it...actually...I'll forget about everything! Win all round then

Deal.

Dear God, you're actually willing to get her drunk again? After last time? Are you quite mad???

3 is a intro screen, 5 should be dead easy for ex (World Of Linda Barker - Ed) members.

5 is Zub, but I can't make out number 3 either.

zaphod79 wrote:

3 out of 5. YOU FAIL! YOU LOSE! YOU FAIL!

3 is a intro screen, 5 should be dead easy for ex (World Of Linda Barker - Ed) members.

myoptika wrote:

Where are these fucking games, then? I can only crack one off to AS/DCCII so many times...

I could only find this gravity power thing, sorry.

To be honest, I just want to play Pac-Man.

davpaz wrote:

I think, according to the uni, I am the professional. Although how they expect me to do a decent job with an on-camera microphone in a large hall that holds over 300 people, I'll never know.

Conferences need at least two cameras (the second one doesn't need to be manned, it can just be on a wide shot), and a set of professional radio mics.

Never use an on-camera mic. Ever ever ever ever ever. Sound is more important than the visuals.

myoptika wrote:

To be honest, I just want to play Pac-Man.

Boom.

duh! that's cos it's a virus!

Rodafowa wrote:

Joans wrote:

Curiosity has all the jam.

[/poker clique]

Ten-seven off and he turns the nut straight. TEN-SEVEN OFF. AAAAARGH.

IIRC I was the big blind, or had enough chips to play all vaguely playable hands off small blinds. If you'd raised me anything material before the Turn then I would have folded. It's hardly my fault that you called me (or finally raised me, I forget) once I had the straight and you had a pair...

Who is messing around with the mods usernames? It's doing my head in.

Curiosity wrote:

Rodafowa wrote:

Joans wrote:

Curiosity has all the jam.

[/poker clique]

Ten-seven off and he turns the nut straight. TEN-SEVEN OFF. AAAAARGH.

I'm not blaming you, man. You played it exactly how you should have played it (which was pretty much true of the entire night). I'm just bemoaning my luck - it was the first time I'd slowplayed an ace the whole game and you had to have an incredibly unlikely holding for for it to blow up in my face, which obviously it did. That's the game though, innit?

MOD ABUSE! WAAAAAAAAAA! BULLYING! WAAAAAAAAAAA!

Hahahah!

Myp wasn't joking when he said he was bored.

Still - MOD ABUSE! WAAAAAAAAAA! BULLYING! WAAAAAAAAAAA!

Well that's put an end to some Friday frivolity. Well done, Mr Chris.

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Well that's put an end to some Friday frivolity. Well done, Mr Chris.

"Completely pointless immature dig" FTFY.

but it was myp who said that duds, or was it?

davpaz wrote:

but it was myp who said that duds, or was it?

They're not smart enough to have changed their sigs.

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Well that's put an end to some Friday frivolity. Well done, Mr Chris.

"Completely pointless immature dig" FTFY.

Stop being a cunt because someone disagreed with whoever the fuck you are.

Author:	zaphod79 [ Fri Nov 21, 2008 14:58 ]
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chinnyhill10 wrote: myoptika wrote: That sig is genius, Chinny. Could you make it bigger? I did think of doing it for satirical purposes. 67 bananas to anyone who can name all the games featured. Its hard to see some of them - what i can make out : 1) Super Pipeline II (obviously) 2) Roland on the Ropes 3) too small to make out - it looks a little bit like a top down gauntlet type thing but its not got enough pixels for me to see :-( 4) Robocop 5) ..... i know this but cant remember the name its some old shooty mafia type game that came out on everything .......

Author:	myp [ Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:00 ]
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What's the difference between a library assistant and an assistant librarian?

Author:	Curiosity [ Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:01 ]
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Rodafowa wrote: Joans wrote: Curiosity has all the jam. [/poker clique] Ten-seven off and he turns the nut straight. TEN-SEVEN OFF. AAAAARGH. IIRC I was the big blind, or had enough chips to play all vaguely playable hands off small blinds. If you'd raised me anything material before the Turn then I would have folded. It's hardly my fault that you called me (or finally raised me, I forget) once I had the straight and you had a pair...

Author:	NervousPete [ Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:02 ]
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myoptika wrote: What's the difference between a library assistant and an assistant librarian? Money. In reality, a library assistant is a lowly floor assistant who works in a library. A librarian is a God-like figure who knows everything about books and archiving and everything for ever and alway, so a assistant librarian is some sort of demi-God figure. I think.

Author:	Curiosity [ Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:03 ]
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Bobbyaro wrote: I got bored with crackdown when all the women I killed and put in a dumpster kept disappearing so I could never fill the dumpster. I felt like Sisyphus. This made me laugh.

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Author:	Zardoz [ Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:03 ]
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Best of luck Pete! Will you be able to offer us a BeeX discount when you're further up the ladder?

Author:	Zardoz [ Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:04 ]
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nervouspete wrote: so a assistant FAIL

Author:	NervousPete [ Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:05 ]
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Zardoz wrote: nervouspete wrote: so a assistant FAIL

Author:	Joans [ Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:06 ]
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zaphod79 wrote: chinnyhill10 wrote: myoptika wrote: That sig is genius, Chinny. Could you make it bigger? I did think of doing it for satirical purposes. 67 bananas to anyone who can name all the games featured. Its hard to see some of them - what i can make out : 1) Super Pipeline II (obviously) 2) Roland on the Ropes 3) too small to make out - it looks a little bit like a top down gauntlet type thing but its not got enough pixels for me to see :-( 4) Robocop 5) ..... i know this but cant remember the name its some old shooty mafia type game that came out on everything ....... 5 is Zub, but I can't make out number 3 either.

Author:	Doctor Glyndwr [ Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:07 ]
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I got your Excel games right here pal.

Author:	chinnyhill10 [ Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:07 ]
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zaphod79 wrote: 1) Super Pipeline II (obviously) 2) Roland on the Ropes 3) too small to make out - it looks a little bit like a top down gauntlet type thing but its not got enough pixels for me to see :-( 4) Robocop 5) ..... i know this but cant remember the name its some old shooty mafia type game that came out on everything ....... 3 out of 5. YOU FAIL! YOU LOSE! YOU FAIL! 3 is a intro screen, 5 should be dead easy for ex (World Of Linda Barker - Ed) members.

Author:	GazChap [ Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:08 ]
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Zardoz wrote: Will you be able to offer us a BeeX discount when you're further up the ladder? 8.5/10.

Author:	Joans [ Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:08 ]
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Goddess Jasmine wrote: Joans wrote: Shin wrote: Joans wrote: I will accept a very hard hit, but not the groin please. Buy me a few G&T's and I'll forget all about it...actually...I'll forget about everything! Win all round then Deal. Dear God, you're actually willing to get her drunk again? After last time? Are you quite mad??? I'm not sure that there was a noticable difference between drunk Shin and sober Shin. Either way I'm happy to try and distract her from punching me in the groin.

Author:	myp [ Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:08 ]
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote: I got your Excel games right here pal. The main page I can get to, but the files are blocked. To be honest, I just want to play Pac-Man.

Author:	Joans [ Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:33 ]
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Use your mouse to drag pac man around. Occasionally, move the ghosts as well. Do your best to avoid them! Edit - On a serious note, the VBA is all commented in Japanese, so I have no idea where to begin.

Author:	Joans [ Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:09 ]
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chinnyhill10 wrote: zaphod79 wrote: 1) Super Pipeline II (obviously) 2) Roland on the Ropes 3) too small to make out - it looks a little bit like a top down gauntlet type thing but its not got enough pixels for me to see :-( 4) Robocop 5) ..... i know this but cant remember the name its some old shooty mafia type game that came out on everything ....... 3 out of 5. YOU FAIL! YOU LOSE! YOU FAIL! 3 is a intro screen, 5 should be dead easy for ex (World Of Linda Barker - Ed) members. Oh, number 3 is obviously GX4000 flagship Burnin Rubber. I actually posted this before the giant screenshot in the last post.

Author:	DavPaz [ Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:13 ]
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Dimrill wrote: myoptika wrote: Where are these fucking games, then? I can only crack one off to AS/DCCII so many times... I could only find this gravity power thing, sorry. # Dude! I'm at work man!

Author:	DavPaz [ Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:15 ]
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chinnyhill10 wrote: davpaz wrote: I think, according to the uni, I am the professional. Although how they expect me to do a decent job with an on-camera microphone in a large hall that holds over 300 people, I'll never know. Conferences need at least two cameras (the second one doesn't need to be manned, it can just be on a wide shot), and a set of professional radio mics. Never use an on-camera mic. Ever ever ever ever ever. Sound is more important than the visuals. I know this. Tell it to the uni who think one man can be an AVA/IT technician for a building housing 40 staff, 400 students, 3 theatre spaces, 2 conference halls and 2 dozen classrooms. AND I'm a lazy fucker

Author:	myp [ Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:18 ]
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote: myoptika wrote: To be honest, I just want to play Pac-Man. Boom. I love you. -edit- or not. It seems to just be a static page, even after enabling macros.

Author:	DavPaz [ Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:22 ]
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duh! that's cos it's a virus!

Author:	myp [ Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:24 ]
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davpaz wrote: duh! that's cos it's a virus! Awesomes! I have unleashed the beast.

Author:	Dimrill [ Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:40 ]
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Let's throw some more stones in our glass houses! (another b3ta newsletter link)

Author:	Rodafowa [ Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:42 ]
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Curiosity wrote: Rodafowa wrote: Joans wrote: Curiosity has all the jam. [/poker clique] Ten-seven off and he turns the nut straight. TEN-SEVEN OFF. AAAAARGH. IIRC I was the big blind, or had enough chips to play all vaguely playable hands off small blinds. If you'd raised me anything material before the Turn then I would have folded. It's hardly my fault that you called me (or finally raised me, I forget) once I had the straight and you had a pair... I'm not blaming you, man. You played it exactly how you should have played it (which was pretty much true of the entire night). I'm just bemoaning my luck - it was the first time I'd slowplayed an ace the whole game and you had to have an incredibly unlikely holding for for it to blow up in my face, which obviously it did. That's the game though, innit?

Author:	Joans [ Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:42 ]
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Dimrill wrote: Let's throw some more stones in our glass houses! (another b3ta newsletter link) Are they shots from the new Aphex Twin video?

Author:	Joans [ Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:45 ]
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Who is messing around with the mods usernames? It's doing my head in.

Author:	DavPaz [ Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:46 ]
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erm yeah.... confused I am also

Author:	Scarysheep3000 [ Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:48 ]
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Joans wrote: Who is messing around with the mods usernames? It's doing my head in. They all swapped avatars, right? Weird.

Author:	Curiosity [ Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:49 ]
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Rodafowa wrote: Curiosity wrote: Rodafowa wrote: Joans wrote: Curiosity has all the jam. [/poker clique] Ten-seven off and he turns the nut straight. TEN-SEVEN OFF. AAAAARGH. IIRC I was the big blind, or had enough chips to play all vaguely playable hands off small blinds. If you'd raised me anything material before the Turn then I would have folded. It's hardly my fault that you called me (or finally raised me, I forget) once I had the straight and you had a pair... I'm not blaming you, man. You played it exactly how you should have played it (which was pretty much true of the entire night). I'm just bemoaning my luck - it was the first time I'd slowplayed an ace the whole game and you had to have an incredibly unlikely holding for for it to blow up in my face, which obviously it did. That's the game though, innit? Indeed. Mimi got me by slow playing a top pair three times! It took all my patience though to fold blind after blind to the All-ins, until there was one I was willing to play.

Author:	MrChris [ Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:49 ]
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Hahahah! Myp wasn't joking when he said he was bored. Still - MOD ABUSE! WAAAAAAAAAA! BULLYING! WAAAAAAAAAAA!

Author:	DavPaz [ Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:49 ]
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avatars and usernames! is it april, or am I drunk already?

Author:	DavPaz [ Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:50 ]
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myoptika wrote: MOD ABUSE! WAAAAAAAAAA! BULLYING! WAAAAAAAAAAA! What he said

Author:	The Rev Owen [ Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:51 ]
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Huhwha?

Author:	MrChris [ Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:52 ]
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I always wondered what it was like in Myp's head. Now I know. It's echoey.

Author:	myp [ Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:53 ]
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Hehe.

Author:	Dudley [ Fri Nov 21, 2008 15:53 ]
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myoptika wrote: Hahahah! Myp wasn't joking when he said he was bored. Still - MOD ABUSE! WAAAAAAAAAA! BULLYING! WAAAAAAAAAAA! Yeah because it's the same thing. Stop being a cunt because someone disagreed with whoever the fuck you are.