Bits & Bobs 6

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:57

Excellent, you can make jokes about the holocaust and not offend people, but the thought of Will Young being a poof is too much for 5 people.

Plissken · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:57

Malc wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

myp wrote:

Nested quotes, how I love thee. Let me count the ways...

1

2

3?

4!

Five

VI

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:58

Plissken wrote:

Malc wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

myp wrote:

Nested quotes, how I love thee. Let me count the ways...

1

2

3?

4!

Five

VI

Clare Danes, 5 years from now.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

MaliA wrote:

Excellent, you can make jokes about the holocaust and not offend people, but the thought of Will Young being a poof is too much for 5 people.

Whereas Top Gear's constant jokes about will Young being Clarkson's girlfriend are absoltuely fine. Which they should be.

Plissken · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:59

MaliA wrote:

Plissken wrote:

Malc wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

myp wrote:

Nested quotes, how I love thee. Let me count the ways...

1

2

3?

4!

Five

VI

Clare Danes, 5 years from now.

Clare Danes, 6 years from now.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:00

Plissken wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Plissken wrote:

Malc wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

myp wrote:

Nested quotes, how I love thee. Let me count the ways...

1

2

3?

4!

Five

VI

Clare Danes, 5 years from now.

Clare Danes, 6 years from now.

Clare Danes, 7 years from now

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38535

MaliA wrote:

Excellent, you can make jokes about the holocaust and not offend people, but the thought of Will Young being a poof is too much for 5 people.

But Will Young *is* a poof? Can we not have facts on the radio now?

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10106

What?! No complaints about his not-actually-directed-at-Auschwitz-Jews-the-Holocaust-or-Nazi-Germany comment and they're still going to tell him off about it? Fuck off, the BBC!

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:02

DavPaz wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Excellent, you can make jokes about the holocaust and not offend people, but the thought of Will Young being a poof is too much for 5 people.

But Will Young *is* a poof? Can we not have facts on the radio now?

No, cos poofs are not a fact.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:03

Even Top Gear have been doing Will Young jokes.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:04

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

Even Top Gear have been doing Will Young jokes.

Which is what Mr Chris has just said... up there.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

Even Top Gear have been doing Will Young jokes.

Do you have me on ignore? In fact, do you have most of the forum on ignore?

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10106

DavPaz wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Excellent, you can make jokes about the holocaust and not offend people, but the thought of Will Young being a poof is too much for 5 people.

But Will Young *is* a poof? Can we not have facts on the radio now?

Ah, but he's not a transvestite. At least, if he is his Alternative Lifestyle Choice is not public knowledge and so can't be hypothetically joked about. What are you, some sort of terrorist?

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Plissken wrote:

[

Jim Rosenthal, yesterday.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:07

Mr Chris wrote:

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

Even Top Gear have been doing Will Young jokes.

Do you have me on ignore? In fact, do you have most of the forum on ignore?

I am sorry how many pages back are you refering too?

The post that DAVPAZ posted was the first time I have seen that on this forum

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:07

Even Top Gear have been doing Will Young jokes.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38535

BikNorton wrote:

What are you, some sort of terrorist?

No. I have never been a member of, or associated with, my uncle Jaffar's secret terrorist cell.

Damn.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

Even Top Gear have been doing Will Young jokes.

Do you have me on ignore? In fact, do you have most of the forum on ignore?

I am sorry how many pages back are you refering too?

The post that DAVPAZ posted was the first time I have seen that on this forum

About 10 posts up on this page. Granted it's between two MASSIVE NESTED QUOTES posts by the Brothers Dim up there, but still.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38535

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

DAVPAZ

Why do you shout my name? Dav will do man.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:10

Doesn't the full head pig mask dampen your hearing?

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:12

Zardoz wrote:

Doesn't the full head pig mask dampen you're hearing?

pardon?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38535

Zardoz wrote:

Doesn't the full head pig mask dampen you're hearing?

Tut.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:19

Fine I won't post any more... <sulks>

Sorry Dav

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

Fine I won't post any more... <sulks>

Sorry Dav

Don't be soft, man

Also, don't apologise to DAVPAZ, you'll only encourage him.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:21

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

Fine I won't post any more... <sulks>

Sorry Dav

FUCKIGN APOLOGIST, THIS IS WHY THERE'S ONE OF THEM IN THE WHITE HOUSE NOW!

BOY! GET TEH GUNS!

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:22

so did Top Gear do Will young jokes ?? he he

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Plissken · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:25

Even without the mighty posting machine that is Shin, we can get this thread ticking over at 5pph.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:26

The board's dying, though. Someone said so, so it must be true.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:27

Anyone else think folks complain for nothing these days. The BBC are becoming a soft target, where folks will complain for the silliest of reasons.

Even the humanist advert, There is possibly no god, got 300 complaints which were rejected.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

Even the humanist advert, There is possibly no god, got 300 complaints which were rejected.

Excellently, the complaints to the ASA about that were on the grounds that it breached the CAP Code requirement for being able to be substantiated. Neatly demonstrating their missing of the point.

I may start complaining about Alpha Course ads on the basis of lack of proof, mind...

myp wrote:

The board's dying, though. Someone said so, so it must be true.

Indeed. And it's all your fault. And that Gaywood character. Cunts, the pair of you.

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:36

Mr Chris wrote:

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

Even the humanist advert, There is possibly no god, got 300 complaints which were rejected.

Excellently, the complaints to the ASA about that were on the grounds that it breached the CAP Code requirement for being able to be substantiated. Neatly demonstrating their missing of the point.

Yes, it is excellently excellent and makes me a smile a bit. Especially as the humanist advert was only done after someone got fed up with scary God ads on buses. Several levels of irony and result.

I remarked such pages back but it wasn't a news at the time.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

kalmar wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

Even the humanist advert, There is possibly no god, got 300 complaints which were rejected.

Excellently, the complaints to the ASA about that were on the grounds that it breached the CAP Code requirement for being able to be substantiated. Neatly demonstrating their missing of the point.

Yes, it is excellently excellent and makes me a smile a bit. Especially as the humanist advert was only done after someone got fed up with scary God ads on buses. Several levels of irony and result.

I remarked such pages back but it wasn't a news at the time.

Gah - my apologies for missing that. In which case imagine that I have replaced my post with a quote of yours and a :this:

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:37

myp wrote:

The board's dying, though. Someone said so, so it must be true.

I donlt think it is, but it has got a lot less bitchy in the last few weeks

Rodafowa · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:41

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

myp wrote:

The board's dying, though. Someone said so, so it must be true.

I donlt think it is, but it has got a lot less bitchy in the last few weeks

So's your face.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:42

Rodafowa wrote:

Kovacs Caprios wrote:

myp wrote:

The board's dying, though. Someone said so, so it must be true.

I donlt think it is, but it has got a lot less bitchy in the last few weeks

So's your face.

And your mum.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Oh, get in:

so's your face t-shirt

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:49

<loads gun>

hey, mr Chris, want to come with me and see what's behind that barn?

Rodafowa · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:50

Bloody Café Press though, so it'd cost an extra squillion quid in postage and Customs charges.

Kern · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:51

The pound in your pocket has not been devalued.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:53

Rodafowa wrote:

Bloody Café Press though, so it'd cost an extra squillion quid in postage and Customs charges.

When I order tshirts from Cali, they always mark it as GIFT so no customs.

Rodafowa · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 13:00

Everywhere else in the world ever marks their packages as gifts / low enough in value that Mr. Customs doesn't bother with it. Café Press are the only company I've ever had an issue with.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 13:12

Some completely awesome photos of Russians:
http://englishrussia.com/?p=2217

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Zardoz wrote:

Some completely awesome photos of Russians:
http://englishrussia.com/?p=2217

SFW?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 13:14

Yes. I'd say so otherwise.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 13:21

Quite a few good pics on there.

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 13:23

Awesome.

I especially like the one with the horse in.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Zardoz wrote:

Yes. I'd say so otherwise.

Then you, sir, are a gentleman.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Jan 22, 2009 13:36

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/rugby_u ... 842405.stm

Not the wisest think a sports man has done. That could eb his England Career over.

tossrStu · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 1326

Rejected titles for Dead Rising revealed!

http://kotaku.com/5136764/rejected-dead ... rising-wii

Quote:

Wicked Dead, Born In Hell, Hell's Order, Scoop of the Dead, Paparazzi of the Dead, Shot of the Dead, Shoot and Shot, Run Over The Dead, Gluttonous The Zombies, Big Eater, Confidential, End Zone, A Shout Of A Soul, From Behind the Other World, From Darkside, Rock, Resistance, Apocalypse, Infection, Gateway, Sight, Not Found, Blackout, Escape, Code Zero, Exile, Zombie Report, Bad Report, Def Dead Time, Inferno, Dangerous Shopping, Escape From Shopping Mall, Shocking Shopping, Ten Days, X Days, Zombie Surround, Slow Stroller, The Besieged In A Mole [sp.], The Death's Soul, Death Sentence, The Separated Soul, Revived Flesh, Hollow Eyes, Zombie Town SOS, Super Zombie Time, Panic Mall, Zombie Collector, Dead Town, Zombie Of America, Zombie Epidemic, Zombies, Man Eat, Scoop Snatcher, For Life, Photo Spirits, Journalist Spirits, Survive In A Mall, Isolation Town, Isolation Citiy [sp.], The Body Which Wriggles, Dead Bee, After Dying, Deadly, Defect, Fatal Defect, The Dead's Ground, The End of Fair, The End of Practice, Bottom, Uneveryday, Did You See? I Saw, A Zombie's Party, Days Of Being The Dead, Frank West, Deathrow, First Death, Death Gunners, Satan Bell, Zombee, More Beef Life, Change of Lifestyle, Zombi, Dead Mole [sp.], Zombie Shudder, Shutdown The Mall, Dead Easter, Scoop Boy, Libra Mall, Hell Mall.

It's all about Super Zombie Time for me.

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