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Author: | Bobbyaro [ Mon Sep 21, 2015 12:48 ] |
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which is all they'll need. |
Author: | Warhead [ Mon Sep 21, 2015 23:03 ] |
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And the condoms. |
Author: | MaliA [ Tue Sep 22, 2015 8:55 ] |
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Is Bridge a sport? The court must decide. I say no. |
Author: | TheVision [ Tue Sep 22, 2015 9:02 ] |
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MaliA wrote: Me too. |
Author: | Kern [ Tue Sep 22, 2015 9:02 ] |
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If so, then 'Ticket to Ride' must be too. I've always wanted to learn Bridge. |
Author: | myp [ Tue Sep 22, 2015 9:04 ] |
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MaliA wrote: What about poker? |
Author: | Kern [ Tue Sep 22, 2015 9:04 ] |
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Quote: the judge who decided there was a case to answer, Mr Justice Mostyn - himself a bridge player - declared at the time of his ruling: "You are doing more physical activity playing bridge, with all that dealing and playing, than in rifle shooting. I'd say that rifle shooting does involve physical activity as to aim properly you need to be able to control your body and breathing as you concentrate. |
Author: | DavPaz [ Tue Sep 22, 2015 9:05 ] |
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How's this for a general rule: If you sweat, it's a sport. |
Author: | TheVision [ Tue Sep 22, 2015 9:07 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: How's this for a general rule: If you sweat, it's a sport. What about snooker? |
Author: | DavPaz [ Tue Sep 22, 2015 9:09 ] |
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TheVision wrote: DavPaz wrote: How's this for a general rule: If you sweat, it's a sport. What about snooker? I would class Snooker as a professional game |
Author: | MaliA [ Tue Sep 22, 2015 9:09 ] |
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TheVision wrote: DavPaz wrote: How's this for a general rule: If you sweat, it's a sport. What about snooker? Interrogations |
Author: | Kern [ Tue Sep 22, 2015 9:10 ] |
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TheVision wrote: DavPaz wrote: How's this for a general rule: If you sweat, it's a sport. What about snooker? Have you tried wearing a three-piece suit under those spotlights? |
Author: | MaliA [ Tue Sep 22, 2015 9:10 ] |
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Kern wrote: Quote: the judge who decided there was a case to answer, Mr Justice Mostyn - himself a bridge player - declared at the time of his ruling: "You are doing more physical activity playing bridge, with all that dealing and playing, than in rifle shooting. I'd say that rifle shooting does involve physical activity as to aim properly you need to be able to control your body and breathing as you concentrate. I agree. Although they must fix the dress code |
Author: | MaliA [ Tue Sep 22, 2015 9:12 ] |
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Kern wrote: TheVision wrote: DavPaz wrote: How's this for a general rule: If you sweat, it's a sport. What about snooker? Have you tried wearing a three-piece suit under those spotlights? Fullmonty.Jpg |
Author: | myp [ Tue Sep 22, 2015 9:14 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: How's this for a general rule: If you sweat, it's a sport. Snooker (UK /ˈsnuːkər/, US /ˈsnʊkər/)[2][3] is a cue sport https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snooker Try again. |
Author: | MaliA [ Tue Sep 22, 2015 9:14 ] |
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Kern wrote: If so, then 'Ticket to Ride' must be too. And with it comes funding for the Ticket To Ride World Championships which means subsidised afternoon in a pub. |
Author: | Curiosity [ Tue Sep 22, 2015 9:21 ] |
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MaliA wrote: Kern wrote: If so, then 'Ticket to Ride' must be too. And with it comes funding for the Ticket To Ride World Championships which means subsidised afternoon in a pub. We really need to have that final match! |
Author: | zaphod79 [ Tue Sep 22, 2015 9:22 ] |
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One for Chinny - name the jingles : http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p03350jx |
Author: | Kern [ Tue Sep 22, 2015 9:29 ] |
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zaphod79 wrote: Did Grace Archer die in vain? (Shamefully, I got most of them when they were played on 'Today' this morning. Sites like Transdiffusion are a guilty pleasure) |
Author: | Mimi [ Tue Sep 22, 2015 11:57 ] |
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A sport, for me, is something that requires an element of physical skill (be that sum, steadiness, speed, strength,,etc. So: darts, bowling, baseball - sports. Chess, bridge, my little pony - not sports. |
Author: | Kern [ Tue Sep 22, 2015 11:58 ] |
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Shire news now! His name was Ernie Kevin and he drove the fastest milkfloat shed in the West (of Oxfordshire). |
Author: | Dr Zoidberg [ Tue Sep 22, 2015 13:17 ] |
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Mimi wrote: A sport, for me, is something that requires an element of physical skill (be that sum, steadiness, speed, strength,,etc. So: darts, bowling, baseball - sports. Chess, bridge, my little pony - not sports. That's as concise a definition I've heard that works for me, though it would seem to include tiddlywinks and buckaroo as sports. |
Author: | Mimi [ Tue Sep 22, 2015 13:22 ] |
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Dr Zoidberg wrote: Mimi wrote: A sport, for me, is something that requires an element of physical skill (be that sum, steadiness, speed, strength,,etc. So: darts, bowling, baseball - sports. Chess, bridge, my little pony - not sports. That's as concise a definition I've heard that works for me, though it would seem to include tiddlywinks and buckaroo as sports. Sorry, 'sum' should have said 'aim'. |
Author: | Grim... [ Tue Sep 22, 2015 13:23 ] |
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Dr Zoidberg wrote: Mimi wrote: A sport, for me, is something that requires an element of physical skill (be that sum, steadiness, speed, strength,,etc. So: darts, bowling, baseball - sports. Chess, bridge, my little pony - not sports. That's as concise a definition I've heard that works for me, though it would seem to include tiddlywinks and buckaroo as sports. And Snap. |
Author: | Kern [ Tue Sep 22, 2015 13:24 ] |
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Quote: aim, steadiness, speed, strength Pooh Sticks has it all. |
Author: | Mimi [ Tue Sep 22, 2015 13:25 ] |
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No, Snap is pure mental stamina and grit determination. You clearly have been playing snap against weak opposition. At the cottage: I bet you shots (of Ribena). |
Author: | Dr Zoidberg [ Tue Sep 22, 2015 13:29 ] |
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Grim... wrote: Dr Zoidberg wrote: Mimi wrote: A sport, for me, is something that requires an element of physical skill (be that sum, steadiness, speed, strength,,etc. So: darts, bowling, baseball - sports. Chess, bridge, my little pony - not sports. That's as concise a definition I've heard that works for me, though it would seem to include tiddlywinks and buckaroo as sports. And Snap. But most importantly, Bridge can fuck off. |
Author: | Grim... [ Tue Sep 22, 2015 13:51 ] |
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Mimi wrote: No, Snap is pure mental stamina and grit determination. But you have to get your hand onto the pack - that's physical. |
Author: | MaliA [ Tue Sep 22, 2015 14:13 ] |
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Ah! It is Eid! Explains a lot! |
Author: | Warhead [ Wed Sep 23, 2015 0:45 ] |
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Dr Zoidberg wrote: Grim... wrote: Dr Zoidberg wrote: Mimi wrote: A sport, for me, is something that requires an element of physical skill (be that sum, steadiness, speed, strength,,etc. So: darts, bowling, baseball - sports. Chess, bridge, my little pony - not sports. That's as concise a definition I've heard that works for me, though it would seem to include tiddlywinks and buckaroo as sports. And Snap. But most importantly, Bridge can fuck off. Yeah, played by people who are no better than they think they are. It's just whist with delusions of grandeur. Come the revolution, Bridge players will be the first up against the wall. |
Author: | Kern [ Wed Sep 23, 2015 10:06 ] |
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Someone has put up an advent calendar on work's 'buy & sell' page. It's 23rd September! Grrr.... |
Author: | Morte [ Wed Sep 23, 2015 12:42 ] |
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MaliA wrote: Ah! It is Eid! Explains a lot! It's Qurban Bayram baby! Which means four days off over here...So being the faithful lot we are we will be celebrating by knocking off early and going to the pub. |
Author: | MaliA [ Wed Sep 23, 2015 13:03 ] |
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Morte wrote: MaliA wrote: Ah! It is Eid! Explains a lot! It's Qurban Bayram baby! Which means four days off over here...So being the faithful lot we are we will be celebrating by knocking off early and going to the pub. There's normally lights and stuff up in Bradford but I haven't noticed any. |
Author: | MaliA [ Wed Sep 23, 2015 13:35 ] |
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In "out of the blue! Shock!" News now: I have just discovered that fewer depots ordering things means fewer things get ordered! And I have proof! Now I have to simplify that for sales people. I get paid for this sort of insight. Adds value , I do. |
Author: | KovacsC [ Thu Sep 24, 2015 8:09 ] |
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Back in the UK.... I want to go back to Menorca, it is freezing here.... |
Author: | Kern [ Fri Sep 25, 2015 8:39 ] |
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Ah, the ringing in my ears caused by the fire alarm tests can only mean one thing: it's FRIDAY! |
Author: | TheVision [ Fri Sep 25, 2015 8:40 ] |
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Kern wrote: Ah, the ringing in my ears caused by the fire alarm tests can only mean one thing: TINNITUS! Feex |
Author: | markg [ Fri Sep 25, 2015 8:41 ] |
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Also check to see if the building is on fire. |
Author: | Malc [ Fri Sep 25, 2015 19:37 ] |
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How odd, I don't have a text cursor (windows 10, firefox 40.0.3) now I have found out what version I have, I have a cursor again. Strange! |
Author: | myp [ Mon Sep 28, 2015 8:31 ] |
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Remember the War Z, which was basically a DayZ ripoff? Well they've re-released it as 'Romero's Aftermath'. Great, you think, one the greatest horror movie directors of all time is involved, might be better this time. No, George C Romero, his son (otherwise known as Cameron Romero). Brazen. http://store.steampowered.com/app/349700/ |
Author: | Grim... [ Mon Sep 28, 2015 14:39 ] |
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Split incoming, stand by. |
Author: | Grim... [ Mon Sep 28, 2015 14:41 ] |
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Splitteded. |
Author: | Grim... [ Mon Sep 28, 2015 16:43 ] |
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Yo TheVision I insist you try this out: http://www.gametrailers.com/full-episod ... ost-levels |
Author: | TheVision [ Tue Sep 29, 2015 7:20 ] |
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And I shall this very evening. Expect a full report later on. |
Author: | MaliA [ Tue Sep 29, 2015 12:56 ] |
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Bank done. They will drive by valuate the gaff and if it is where we said it was value wise I'm on the title and thete's a new boiler and bathroom. Exciting way to spend a day off so far... |
Author: | MaliA [ Tue Sep 29, 2015 13:52 ] |
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The Child has been bitten at nursery. Again. Her nose, this time, and enough to draw blood. We'll be having a chat this afternoon as to what the nursery proposes to do about it. |
Author: | DavPaz [ Tue Sep 29, 2015 13:53 ] |
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MaliA wrote: The Child has been bitten at nursery. Again. Her nose, this time, and enough to draw blood. We'll be having a chat this afternoon as to what the nursery proposes to do about it. Sure it's a nursery and not... a zoo? |
Author: | MaliA [ Tue Sep 29, 2015 13:57 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: MaliA wrote: The Child has been bitten at nursery. Again. Her nose, this time, and enough to draw blood. We'll be having a chat this afternoon as to what the nursery proposes to do about it. Sure it's a nursery and not... a zoo? Fairly sure. Although this is the fourth time it has happened. To avoid doubt, we even asked it if was The Child sticking her fingers into other children's mouths. Oh the joys of all this. |
Author: | DavPaz [ Tue Sep 29, 2015 13:57 ] |
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Compulsory mouth guards. |
Author: | Kern [ Tue Sep 29, 2015 14:05 ] |
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Do you know if it is the same child doing the biting? |
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