We've got chavtastic new neighbours across the hall from us who have a perfectly nice wee dog. Today though the dog was making the most horrendous noises from fucking half six onwards (it's a relatively young dog and just seems to have days when it freaks out at being left alone) and we're pretty sure it's him that the owners are allowing to shit right outside the front door of the flat. Certainly the owner's a bit of a dick in this area as someone put a sign up in the close one day castigating him for letting the dog piss on the stairs and not cleaning it up (which we never noticed admittedly). He'd written a reply at the bottom of the bit of paper apologising and saying it was because he was late for work when it happened. As in, "My dog's just pissed in the communal close and I'm happy to let it sit there all day because my time management skills are poor." Fucking excellent!