FUCK YEAH BBQUATTRO

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

I got a really low score because I didn't realise I was losing points by giving everyone undercooked meat. Let that be a warning for the actual BBQ!

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38595

Oh! Right.

Trousers · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3073

I genuinely now have a T shirt with "Trousers" written on it all ready for this shit.

I may top and tail it with "My name is Trousers, you beat my high score, prepare to die"

If I can be arsed.

TheFireFaerie · **Joined:** 1st Jul, 2012 **Posts:** 1609

Mimi wrote:

KovacsC wrote:

I am looking forward to this.

No dress this time

that's what he thinks Mimi! *packs special parcel into BBQ bag*

GazChap · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2014 16:13

Ooh, do we all get a special parcel?

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2014 16:15

GazChap wrote:

Ooh, do we all get a special parcel?

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2014 16:18

Gaz wants the pink frilly number.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2014 7:48

TheFireFaerie wrote:

Mimi wrote:

KovacsC wrote:

I am looking forward to this.

No dress this time

that's what he thinks Mimi! *packs special parcel into BBQ bag*

I will remember to shave my legs then..

myp · **Posted:** Tue Jun 10, 2014 9:50

Sigh. I can no longer come to this due to work.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12328

American Nervoso wrote:

Sigh. I can no longer come to this due to work.

Fuck work. Work happens all the time.

BBQuattro is a one off!

myp · **Posted:** Tue Jun 10, 2014 9:53

Mr Russell wrote:

American Nervoso wrote:

Sigh. I can no longer come to this due to work.

Work happens all the time.

This is sort of the problem with my life at the moment.

Well, one of them.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Tue Jun 10, 2014 9:57

American Nervoso wrote:

Mr Russell wrote:

American Nervoso wrote:

Sigh. I can no longer come to this due to work.

Work happens all the time.

This is sort of the problem with my life at the moment.

Well, one of them.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Sat Jun 14, 2014 15:56

Joans is practising his home made burgers.

NervousPete · **Posted:** Thu Jun 19, 2014 23:29

I am to bring the mystery. Excitement!

Uh, Egg, how's the lift scenario looking, matey?

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Jun 20, 2014 7:19

Long range weather reports suggest a small chance of rain and a high of 23degC.

I SHALL KEEP YOU UPDATE

Trousers · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3073

I want to buy some posh Heston Blumenthal burgers from Waitrose before I come.

1) Will they be alright in the car for 3-4 hours?
2) Is it pointless as they will just get charcoaled to fuck?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

Grim... wrote:

Long range weather reports suggest a small chance of rain and a high of 23degC.

I SHALL KEEP YOU UPDATE

If only we had a gazebo.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

Trousers wrote:

I want to buy some posh Heston Blumenthal burgers from Waitrose before I come.

1) Will they be alright in the car for 3-4 hours?
2) Is it pointless as they will just get charcoaled to fuck?

Yes.
No.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Jun 20, 2014 9:29

Trousers wrote:

2) Is it pointless as they will just get charcoaled to fuck?

Sir. I say to you What the fuck, sir. What the fuck?

myp · **Posted:** Fri Jun 20, 2014 9:31

Your reputations precede you.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

Ooooh, it must be sowse weekend. SOWSE!

KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri Jun 20, 2014 9:58

Trousers wrote:

I want to buy some posh Heston Blumenthal burgers from Waitrose before I come.

1) Will they be alright in the car for 3-4 hours?
2) Is it pointless as they will just get charcoaled to fuck?

I am bringing a cool box with plenty of ice

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22362

KovacsC wrote:

Trousers wrote:

I want to buy some posh Heston Blumenthal burgers from Waitrose before I come.

1) Will they be alright in the car for 3-4 hours?
2) Is it pointless as they will just get charcoaled to fuck?

I am bringing a cool box with plenty of ice

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

KovacsC wrote:

Trousers wrote:

I want to buy some posh Heston Blumenthal burgers from Waitrose before I come.

1) Will they be alright in the car for 3-4 hours?
2) Is it pointless as they will just get charcoaled to fuck?

I am bringing a cool box with plenty of ice

KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri Jun 20, 2014 11:16

Cras wrote:

KovacsC wrote:

Trousers wrote:

I want to buy some posh Heston Blumenthal burgers from Waitrose before I come.

1) Will they be alright in the car for 3-4 hours?
2) Is it pointless as they will just get charcoaled to fuck?

I am bringing a cool box with plenty of ice

Trousers · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3073

KovacsC wrote:

Trousers wrote:

I want to buy some posh Heston Blumenthal burgers from Waitrose before I come.

1) Will they be alright in the car for 3-4 hours?
2) Is it pointless as they will just get charcoaled to fuck?

I am bringing a cool box with plenty of ice

I am so buying you a platinum kebab.

Grim... · **Posted:** Sat Jun 21, 2014 10:57

Trousers wrote:

I want to buy some posh Heston Blumenthal burgers from Waitrose before I come.

1) Will they be alright in the car for 3-4 hours?
2) Is it pointless as they will just get charcoaled to fuck?

Bear in mind that there's a Waitrose a few minutes away from Grim... Acres, so you should probably get them at this end.

OKAY FUCKERS, WHO IS STAYING IN THE HOUSE?

Memory suggests we've got Jazzy and Jones in the downstairs spare room, Gaywood and Cheeba in Sam's room (that they need to bring their big-ass airbed for. Not that I've told them that) and I promised the third spare room to someone else, but I can't remember who now. Various people are sleeping on the floor.

But shout out to confirm / deny / request, if you wouldn't mind.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Sat Jun 21, 2014 11:08

Grim... wrote:

Trousers wrote:

I want to buy some posh Heston Blumenthal burgers from Waitrose before I come.

1) Will they be alright in the car for 3-4 hours?
2) Is it pointless as they will just get charcoaled to fuck?

Bear in mind that there's a Waitrose a few minutes away from Grim... Acres, so you should probably get them at this end.

OKAY FUCKERS, WHO IS STAYING IN THE HOUSE?

Memory suggests we've got Jazzy and Jones in the downstairs spare room, Gaywood and Cheeba in Sam's room (that they need to bring their big-ass airbed for. Not that I've told them that) and I promised the third spare room to someone else, but I can't remember who now. Various people are sleeping on the floor.

But shout out to confirm / deny / request, if you wouldn't mind.

I am in the hotel of joys.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Sat Jun 21, 2014 11:36

Does the other room have a lock? My other plans are in limbo, so I might put her in there with 100 Kinder eggs and lock the door.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22362

I thought Maria was at Glastonbury?

Grim... · **Posted:** Sat Jun 21, 2014 11:52

I think all the rooms in this house have locks on.

Which is a bit odd when you think about it.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

Given the Stargate and the Wall O' Bibles, maybe not.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Sat Jun 21, 2014 12:46

Trooper wrote:

I thought Maria was at Glastonbury?

Hah, forgot to specify that the child will be the one locked in the room with the eggs. Between this and Glasto, everyone I know is away!

The Egg · **Joined:** 16th Aug, 2008 **Posts:** 412

NervousPete wrote:

I am to bring the mystery. Excitement!

Uh, Egg, how's the lift scenario looking, matey?

It's looking good Pete, I haven't forgotten!

Grim. . . 's is about 3 hours from Cardiff - so if we were to aim to be there mid afternoon we can comfortably leave at about 11.30 from yours (PM me your address) - How does that suit you?

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Sat Jun 21, 2014 18:46

Confirming room booking! 1 week klaxon!!!!

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

Sowse!

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11861

Just eaten ... hungry again.

Grim... · **Posted:** Sat Jun 21, 2014 20:53

Cras wrote:

Sowse!

Good work. I'm making some chilli sawse.

I've just been to a BBQ at an amateurs house. Everything was burnt. He threw the lid away, apparently :facepalm:

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

Curiosity wrote:

Trooper wrote:

I thought Maria was at Glastonbury?

Hah, forgot to specify that the child will be the one locked in the room with the eggs. Between this and Glasto, everyone I know is away!

Fuck you buddy

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Jun 23, 2014 22:18

ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

Trooper wrote:

I thought Maria was at Glastonbury?

Hah, forgot to specify that the child will be the one locked in the room with the eggs. Between this and Glasto, everyone I know is away!

Fuck you buddy

Absolutely everyone I know. It's so sad.

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

Curiosity wrote:

ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

Trooper wrote:

I thought Maria was at Glastonbury?

Hah, forgot to specify that the child will be the one locked in the room with the eggs. Between this and Glasto, everyone I know is away!

Fuck you buddy

Absolutely everyone I know. It's so sad.

Well that's your salvation dead in the water.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22362

Remind us what the fancy dress theme is again would you? I haven't got my costume sorted yet.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Jun 25, 2014 10:42

You have to dress an an authentic Eskimo Ice-Carrier.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

We're all wearing these (NSFW!)

http://www.inderwear.com/73-lingerie-st ... teid=54264

KovacsC · **Posted:** Wed Jun 25, 2014 10:59

Trooper wrote:

Remind us what the fancy dress theme is again would you? I haven't got my costume sorted yet.

What....? I must have missed this..

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Jun 25, 2014 11:04

It's a joke, Kov.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Wed Jun 25, 2014 11:10

*puts away dress*

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

I may have over ordered on steak.

miki · **Joined:** 30th Apr, 2011 **Posts:** 1458 **Location:** NL

Cras wrote:

We're all wearing these (NSFW!)

http://www.inderwear.com/73-lingerie-st ... teid=54264

quite safe for work :shrug:

flis · **Joined:** 26th May, 2008 **Posts:** 3333

What the hell... How does that even work!?

Also: There is no such thing as too much steak, Craster.

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