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Author:  metalangel [ Thu Oct 04, 2012 22:00 ]
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Currently on the Airport Express bus trying to pick its way out of downtown Toronto... never used wifi on a bus (or a train, come to that) before so it's an interesting sensation. I even managed to connect to a CS:GO server but my ping was about 160 so it wouldn't have been playable.

The traffic was horrendous so the bus was very late... it'll be a bit of a race to see if it gets to the airport before Mrs Meaty's plane does.

Author:  GazChap [ Thu Oct 04, 2012 22:02 ]
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metalangel wrote:
Currently on the Airport Express bus trying to pick its way out of downtown Toronto...

If that uses Apple Maps, you're going to be waiting a long time...

Author:  metalangel [ Thu Oct 04, 2012 22:08 ]
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Finally on the expressway! So now we're stuck in rush hour good and proper. Fortunately, Mrs Metal's flight is delayed so it should all work out.

Author:  MaliA [ Thu Oct 04, 2012 22:11 ]
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metalangel wrote:
Finally on the expressway! So now we're stuck in rush hour good and proper. Fortunately, Mrs Metal's flight is delayed so it should all work out.


I'm pleased someone else's life is the end of a Richard Curtis film.

Author:  metalangel [ Thu Oct 04, 2012 22:51 ]
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After a brief scare (the driver announced to confirm that the bus was indeed struggling to stay in gear) within sight of the airport, I've made it. Just time for a quick bite and a beer now before her plane lands.

For some reason, a round up of cricket results is on the TV here.

Author:  BikNorton [ Fri Oct 05, 2012 7:08 ]
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WTB wrote:
Probably going for a pre-lash curry, lash, post-lash overpriced suspicious meat.

It's a stag do. We're going to Go Ape beforehand. Should be fun.
Stay away from Rusholme curry mile. Dunno where Go Ape is so this will all be of varying (ir)relevance.

Cask is on Liverpool street, the road opposite the Hilton tower. Akbars (where you'll get the best curry in the centre) is further down - directly opposite MOSI, Museum of Science and Industry. Knott Bar isn't far and has a selection of ale and world beer.

Zaika is another okay curry shop, a couple of minutes from Brewdog which is on Peter Street. Five minute walk along Deansgate from Liverpool street.

Lass O Gowrie is cool and not far from East Z East which is okay curry and amazing garlic pickle for your poppadoms.

Salisbury is a good rock pub next to Oxford Road station. Official booze venue of the inaugural Beex Manchester meet. Ten minute walk from Liverpool Street.

Swadesh is nearby but will sneakily add loads of beer to your bill and it's not great curry. Shame, the Bowden one is acr.

Zouk on Chester Road might be nice for curry; it's variable. Good cheap student pub further down along that road too. Don't remember its name.

Liars Club is somewhere further down/off Deansgate away from Liverpool street and is an ace hawaiian/rum club. Topkapi is near there and was an amazing kebab shop but I think they turned into a restaurant, dunno if they do takeaway dirty meats now. otherwise Monsoon near Salisbury on oxford road.

Best ale pubs are north of the centre (but not northern quarter) apparently. Probably too far north.

Don't know much about the city centre cos it's not really my bag, sorry.

Author:  BikNorton [ Fri Oct 05, 2012 7:36 ]
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Khan Ba Ba near Akbars poisoned me, and there's a new curry shop near the Hilton also on Liverpool street that looks posh but I've not been in. Lal Quila on Deansgate is crap.

Author:  MaliA [ Fri Oct 05, 2012 7:38 ]
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I'm tired of being ill now. Beyond a joke.

Author:  BikNorton [ Fri Oct 05, 2012 7:44 ]
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Ashoka is as the name would suggest

Author:  Grim... [ Fri Oct 05, 2012 7:44 ]
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I saw this at the bus station today:

Image

:metul:

Author:  Malc [ Fri Oct 05, 2012 8:29 ]
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Quote:
The original Megadekka

These days Stagecoach operates many tri-axle Olympians imported from Hong Kong but this is the pioneer. Known as the 'Megadekka', 14000 (F110 NES) is a 110-seater and caused a huge stir when it was delivered new in 1989 and replaced three Lodekkas on a school contract in Perth. It was later transferred to East Midland and thence to United Counties in 1992, and has spent most of its life here operating school runs from Bedford, although it also proves very useful on the British Grand Prix park and ride. Although now officially considered preserved and earmarked for Brian Souter's heritage fleet it was still in normal service in October when photographed in the layover line at Bedford bus station alongside another interesting Olympian, 16209 being the one trialled on the X5.


Malc

Author:  MaliA [ Fri Oct 05, 2012 8:41 ]
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Excellent breakfast of 2 bacons, sausage, beans, fried egg and hash brown. Excellent because I get to gossip with people from other departments. And it was less than £2. I've taken my pills so should be almost human soon.

Author:  Grim... [ Fri Oct 05, 2012 9:36 ]
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Malc wrote:
Quote:
The original Megadekka

These days Stagecoach operates many tri-axle Olympians imported from Hong Kong but this is the pioneer. Known as the 'Megadekka', 14000 (F110 NES) is a 110-seater and caused a huge stir when it was delivered new in 1989 and replaced three Lodekkas on a school contract in Perth. It was later transferred to East Midland and thence to United Counties in 1992, and has spent most of its life here operating school runs from Bedford, although it also proves very useful on the British Grand Prix park and ride. Although now officially considered preserved and earmarked for Brian Souter's heritage fleet it was still in normal service in October when photographed in the layover line at Bedford bus station alongside another interesting Olympian, 16209 being the one trialled on the X5.


Malc

FACTS

It was also in normal service today, it seems.

Author:  MaliA [ Fri Oct 05, 2012 10:12 ]
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Works Xmas party is £15 a ticket. I'm going to go, I suppose, as it is being held just down the road from me, and is proabbly a good idea to show my face. "Raise your profile" by boss tells me "raise your profile and make these accounts your own".

Author:  Zardoz [ Fri Oct 05, 2012 10:45 ]
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Ours are always free, with enough drinks vouchers to see me through the evening too.

Only expense is the Taxi home, oh and having to buy my Asda Tuxedo a few years ago.

*pats arse*

Author:  TheVision [ Fri Oct 05, 2012 10:47 ]
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I wouldn’t go to a works Christmas do even if they paid me the £15. I spend enough time with these cretins as it is.

Author:  Zardoz [ Fri Oct 05, 2012 10:49 ]
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I like free food and drink.

And watching my workmate Chris make a fool of himself.

Author:  nickachu [ Fri Oct 05, 2012 11:01 ]
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The Christmas do at the last place I was at was 2 nights in the mountains skiing, with lots of free booze.
I didn't go and worked instead.

Author:  Zardoz [ Fri Oct 05, 2012 11:35 ]
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Why the fuck didn't you go?

Author:  nickachu [ Fri Oct 05, 2012 11:45 ]
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Couldn't really be bothered. Was quite fun working though as there was only about 6 people working so we ate a lot of steak while the bosses were away.

Author:  Squirt [ Fri Oct 05, 2012 14:00 ]
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Someone on my Facebook timeline has written some nonsense about how this October has 5 Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays ( which it does ) and how incredibly rare this is ( which it is not ) and that it only happens every 800 years. Should I respond with a pissy message saying "20 seconds research would have shown that this last happened in 2007 and will next happen in 2018" and that idiots like them are ruining the internet for everyone else?

Author:  Zardoz [ Fri Oct 05, 2012 14:02 ]
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Yes.


Also: BeeX WeeX?!

Author:  TheVision [ Fri Oct 05, 2012 14:04 ]
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@Squirt Definitely! I used to get loads of those "DON'T open an email from John Smith etc" emails. I used to respond to them all with something similar to what you posted and they soon stopped.

Author:  Cras [ Fri Oct 05, 2012 14:19 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
Yes.


Also: BeeX WeeX?!


Er, yeah. So I forgot to switch the nominees this week. So it'll be a little late.

Author:  Malc74 [ Fri Oct 05, 2012 14:22 ]
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Squirt wrote:
Someone on my Facebook timeline has written some nonsense about how this October has 5 Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays ( which it does ) and how incredibly rare this is ( which it is not ) and that it only happens every 800 years. Should I respond with a pissy message saying "20 seconds research would have shown that this last happened in 2007 and will next happen in 2018" and that idiots like them are ruining the internet for everyone else?

My idiot cousin is always posting pish like this.
"Post this to your profile within an hour and you'll become rich! If you don't post it you'll lose money!"
Considering how many she's posted, she should probably be a billionaire by now.

Author:  MaliA [ Fri Oct 05, 2012 15:14 ]
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Did I ever mention I once had my photo taken to be in a holiday brochure? it must have been in the year 2000. Do you think the firm might have any left? Nobody believes me.

Author:  Zardoz [ Fri Oct 05, 2012 15:20 ]
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I'd imagine they'd have lots left.

Author:  Trooper [ Fri Oct 05, 2012 15:59 ]
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Was it a brochure for Hedonism?

Author:  Curiosity [ Fri Oct 05, 2012 16:03 ]
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Trooper wrote:
Was it a brochure for Hedonism?


No, that was Davpaz

Author:  Zardoz [ Fri Oct 05, 2012 16:05 ]
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Must have been Sandals*.


*with socks

Author:  metalangel [ Fri Oct 05, 2012 22:29 ]
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Obscure Viz character Arseache has sponsored a line of sponges in Canada...

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Author:  Zardoz [ Sat Oct 06, 2012 0:26 ]
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Craster wrote:
Zardoz wrote:
Yes.


Also: BeeX WeeX?!


Er, yeah. So I forgot to switch the nominees this week. So it'll be a little late.

How late?

Author:  Grim... [ Sat Oct 06, 2012 0:26 ]
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I'm fairly sure Dudley was on last nights Celebrity Juice.
Does anyone here still talk to him?

Author:  GazChap [ Sat Oct 06, 2012 0:32 ]
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Screenshot?

Author:  Grim... [ Sat Oct 06, 2012 0:40 ]
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Image

Author:  Cras [ Sat Oct 06, 2012 0:41 ]
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Um. Which one do you think is Dudley?

Author:  Grim... [ Sat Oct 06, 2012 0:42 ]
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The one holding the card (David Tennant is ths answer).

Author:  Grim... [ Sat Oct 06, 2012 0:43 ]
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Er, in case you can't read.

:S

Author:  Grim... [ Sat Oct 06, 2012 0:43 ]
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In which case, you can't read that either.
Or this.

Long day.

Author:  throughsilver [ Sat Oct 06, 2012 1:21 ]
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Belated happy grimday, Birth...

MaliA wrote:
"How does Adele like her eggs in the morning? In a cake"

I love cakes. That fails as a fat joke.

Dimrill wrote:
Hmm. Cliffy B's left Epic.

I prefer his right Epic.

Also, I tend to go to the Cornerhouse and stay there.

Author:  metalangel [ Sat Oct 06, 2012 2:53 ]
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While I browsed bemusedly into the GameMaker:Studio thing which has just made its appearance on Steam (clicky) for $449.99 reduced from $499.99, at the bottom I noticed a strategy guide for Brink (Brinkbrinkbrinkbrinkbrink) for $9.99. Yes, for just shy of ten dollars you can have a strategy guide for colossal failure, often-on-sale Brink, both guide and game 18 months old. Hell, buy them together. Please. The enemy is capturing your control point. Do something about that! Is anyone there?

Author:  Curiosity [ Sat Oct 06, 2012 8:22 ]
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Grim... wrote:
The one holding the card (David Tennant is ths answer).


That looks nothing like Dudley.

At all.

Author:  Bobbyaro [ Sat Oct 06, 2012 9:06 ]
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I think you are getting Dudley and Moby confused.

Author:  Grim... [ Sat Oct 06, 2012 9:53 ]
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I suspected that might have been the case. It certainly looks like someone I know.

I guess it has been four years since I've seen Dudley (pretty much to the day - he came to my 30th birthday party).

Author:  throughsilver [ Sat Oct 06, 2012 10:24 ]
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Kevin Eldon is a brilliant new addition to Just A Minute. He started talking about how Isambard Kingdom Brunel wore a top hat all the time because that was the shape of his head. He got the deformity after falling into one of his own inventions, a spaghetti maker. Nicholas Parsons then mentioned that he "didn't invent a spaghetti maker anyway", to which Eldon indignantly replied "how do you know, Nicholas... he did".

It just creased me.

Anyway, link here, for now.

Author:  throughsilver [ Sat Oct 06, 2012 10:40 ]
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Eldon later talked for a minute and five seconds, and invoked Mr Chris by talking about dynamos.

Author:  Hearthly [ Sat Oct 06, 2012 11:04 ]
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Looks like Hamza is finally going to take a holiday in the States.

Good riddance, I hope he rots in the fucking Supermax.

http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id= ... ryMediaBox

EDIT - It appears he may already be on US soil, hopefully he'll be happier there, since he hated the UK so much.

Author:  Cavey [ Sat Oct 06, 2012 11:10 ]
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AtrocityExhibition wrote:
Looks like Hamza is finally going to take a holiday in the States.

Good riddance, I hope he rots in the fucking Supermax.

http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id= ... ryMediaBox

EDIT - It appears he may already be on US soil, hopefully he'll be happier there, since he hated the UK so much.


Agreed; shame it took 8 years or whatever it was (and untold millions in lawyers' fees) to finally rid ourselves of his malignant presence. Personally speaking, I'd have saved the UK taxpayer a whole wad of cash and put him on a Ryanair flight to Pakistan, Jordan or wherever, after the conclusion of the very first summary hearing.

It seems to me, it's virtually *impossible* to deport these twats out of the country, even when utterly bang-to-rights, according to any sensible definition?

Author:  Malc74 [ Sat Oct 06, 2012 14:39 ]
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This weekend will be spent attempting to entertain my sixty five year old Egyptian father-in-law, whose idea of a fun time is to sit in the living room and talk about church and interesting priests and nuns he has met, while obliquely criticising everything about our lives. My current state of unemployment should offer him untold hours of snide remarks.

I'm not really in the fucking mood, to be honest.

Author:  Zardoz [ Sat Oct 06, 2012 14:52 ]
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Stick Father Ted on.

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