The 'NAY!' Thread

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10109

Your two front teeth were smashed out in an "accident" in the middle of the gay village on a stag... say no more, what happens on stag, etc.

Malc · **Posted:** Wed Nov 02, 2011 14:25

My knee's playing up something chronic at the moment, took some painkillers about an hour ago, and they have finally kicked in, but now I have a headache instead!

All of this not helped by the fact that because of my knee I hardly got any sleep last night, so I'm bloody knackered, and this morning I felt like I'd been put through a tumble drier, and was sure I was coming down with something (I often feel like that just before I come down with something)

Malc

nickachu · **Posted:** Fri Nov 04, 2011 14:27

Got a bill today from the dentist for them to take an xray as the normal dentist couldn't take a decent picture.£100. Ridiculous. I do get half of it back from the national insurance thingy, but 100quid for an xray. Christ knows what they're gonna charge me for the operation.

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10109

In France there were X-ray shops all over the place. Smallest village, middle of nowhere - at least one X-ray shop. Usually at least two.

Mental.

Fuckload easier than trawling to hospital though.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Nov 04, 2011 17:45

I love France.

GazChap · **Posted:** Fri Nov 04, 2011 21:34

Just had to call an ambulance for my Dad and watch him get carted off to A&E for the second time in as many months

Still, at least he let us call one this time, he hates hostipals so refuses to let us call a doctor or anything until its possibly too late.

sdg · **Posted:** Fri Nov 04, 2011 21:39

Hope everythings ok GazChap.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11853

aww, gaz, hope everything is okay.

miki · **Joined:** 30th Apr, 2011 **Posts:** 1458 **Location:** NL

so sorry, I hope he'll be ok!

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Fri Nov 04, 2011 22:29

Hope he's alright chap.

Malc · **Posted:** Fri Nov 04, 2011 23:38

Looks like the wifi has gone on my laptop (after both hinges went) I think it must have been connected to thed screen, as those wires are getting increasingly frayed...

bollocks

Malc

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49237

The wifi antenna usually goes around the screen, yes.

Malc · **Posted:** Sat Nov 05, 2011 11:22

it's working at the moment, but I don't think it's long for this world...

Malc

Malc · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2011 22:51

Eldest child threw a right strop today, didn't want to go to school, refused to come out of his room, blocked the door so that his mum couldn't get in (I'd already gone to work). eventually was persuaded to go to school, but them came home (he'd stolen a key to get back in the house, as his mum had told him, that she would be out for a lot of the day, and as she'd said to him that she would tell the school to keep him in sickbay and not send him home, he didn't tell a teacher he'd left).

He then refused to leave the house again, and kept on running away from the car, as Pauline was going to drive him back to school. She eventually got him there, but he left the car and ran away from the school, running back towards home, when Pauline caught up with him, he tried to block the car's route by standing in front of her (I believe Pauline had threatened the removal of stuff from his room if he didn't go to school and he wanted to stop that). When he eventually got home he was banging on the front door and screaming the house down for her (I was on the phone to her from work at that point).

Turns out he had forgotten to do some homework and was afraid of getting detention (2nd time).

We thought we were on top of his Aspberger's, but when stuff like that happens, it brings it back home how powerful that can be.

(plus my new laptop was attempted to be delivered whilst they were out doing that, and now I don't have it

)

Malc

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25798

I woke up having a horrible dream at about a quarter to four and I haven't been able to get back to sleep since

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:12

Mimi wrote:

I woke up having a horrible dream at about a quarter to four and I haven't been able to get back to sleep since

I keep waking in the night and not be able to go back to sleep, too.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:14

I could not sleep and was awake till 1 am and with my 'Alan' going off at 5:45 I am a wee bit tired.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38550

I'm a little bit... freaked about the amount of people who are mentioning insomnia at the minute. About half of my facebook feed has mentioned it.

Is there something in the water?

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:20

DavPaz wrote:

I'm a little bit... freaked about the amount of people who are mentioning insomnia at the minute. About half of my facebook feed has mentioned it.

Is there something in the water?

I think mine is due to stress, truth be told.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38550

MaliA wrote:

I think mine is due to stress, truth be told.

I wish I could help you, man. How about a handshake?

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:27

Is that a Euphanisum....

If you need to chat dude..

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:28

DavPaz wrote:

MaliA wrote:

I think mine is due to stress, truth be told.

I wish I could help you, man. How about a handshake?

I'll get over it. People have been through worse. Thanks for the offer, though. What I'll do is go through the running thread, find Mr Chris's 5k time and go out and beat that this morning, that'd cheer both me and him up.

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:29

KovacsC wrote:

I could not sleep and was awake till 1 am and with my 'Alan' going off at 5:45 I am a wee bit tired.

Aha!
/

Me neither actually. Forum related stress (Not really).
When you're looking at your twitter feed and even Sinisteragent has gone quiet for the night, it's generally a bad sign.

Kern · **Posted:** Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:38

DavPaz wrote:

I'm a little bit... freaked about the amount of people who are mentioning insomnia at the minute. About half of my facebook feed has mentioned it.

Is there something in the water?

Oh dear: I've been waking at two and then again at five each morning for the last month or so too.
This is starting to sound like a mystery requiring our favourite timelord to investigate

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:39

KovacsC wrote:

I could not sleep and was awake till 1 am and with my 'Alan' going off at 5:45 I am a wee bit tired.

Stopwatch sleeping with Joans

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:40

I reckon you were all worried about waking up as a dog/Gaywood/Zardoz.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:41

kalmar wrote:

Sinisteragent has gone quiet for the night, it's generally a bad sign.

Where's he been, anyway?

EDIT: Oh, right. nvm

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38550

BTW, I've been sleeping like a log. You're welcome.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:42

Mr Dave wrote:

I reckon you were all worried about waking up as a dog/Gaywood/Zardoz.

You could be right.. that would be a horrible cross breed..

A loud funny thing that humps your leg... and a dog and the Doc..

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10109

Mimi wrote:

I woke up having a horrible dream at about a quarter to four and I haven't been able to get back to sleep since

After watching that "HIPPO" programme presented by the bloke who used to put kit cars together on Discovery I had the most horrific dream I've ever had. I've been unable to bring myself to tell anyone about it because it's so totally fucked up, but it's been playing on my mind since.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38550

The one where they left a dead hippo in the wild?

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10109

Yeah.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38550

BikNorton wrote:

Yeah.

Then I dread to think. Feel like some cleansing sharing? Totally understand if not.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Nov 10, 2011 13:57

Mr Dave wrote:

Stopwatch sleeping with Joans

Is that like speed chess?

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Thu Nov 10, 2011 16:26

Zardoz wrote:

Mr Dave wrote:

Stopwatch sleeping with Joans

Is that like speed chess?

Apparently stop isn't a word according to my phone.

My phone however has learned to predict me writing abuse about it and fill it in automagically.

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

What sort of phone is it, Dave? I reckon we should have a whip round and get you an iPhone.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Thu Nov 10, 2011 16:47

WTB wrote:

What sort of phone is it, Dave? I reckon we should have a whip round and get you an iPhone.

I don't want an iphone. Besides, it don't imagine it'd be that different beyond the odd bafflingly missing word.

Samsung galaxy s. Incidentally.

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

You definitely want an iPhone Dave. Join us Dave.

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

I thought I had a stone in my shoe.
So I took the show off.
Still there.
OK, there's something odd in my sock.
Correct.
A not-pleasant blister.

flis · **Joined:** 26th May, 2008 **Posts:** 3333

throughsilver wrote:

I thought I had a stone in my shoe.
So I took the show off.
Still there.
OK, there's something odd in my sock.
Correct.
A not-pleasant blister.

I has a blister also

From stupid running. I really don't know why I do it. I totally fail at too, wanted to go 7km, only managed 6.3 because of pain and dying.

JBR · **Joined:** 2nd Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 3266

Next time you are dying, try not dying

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

You 'men', and your bloody 'advice'. Just leave it out, will you?

Malc · **Posted:** Fri Nov 11, 2011 0:23

flis wrote:

throughsilver wrote:

I thought I had a stone in my shoe.
So I took the show off.
Still there.
OK, there's something odd in my sock.
Correct.
A not-pleasant blister.

I has a blister also

From stupid running. I really don't know why I do it. I totally fail at too, wanted to go 7km, only managed 6.3 because of pain and dying.

90% is normally considered a pass

Malc

flis · **Joined:** 26th May, 2008 **Posts:** 3333

throughsilver wrote:

You 'men', and your bloody 'advice'. Just leave it out, will you?

I hate you...

Malc74 · **Posted:** Fri Nov 11, 2011 10:18

Gah. Insomnia. Are the shops open yet? I want Skyrim.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38550

Malc74 wrote:

Gah. Insomnia. Are the shops open yet? I want Skyrim.

You have your own shop. Why you no order skyrim through that?

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

DavPaz wrote:

Why you no order skyrim through that?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38550

flis · **Joined:** 26th May, 2008 **Posts:** 3333

DavPaz wrote:

A wet David Tennant. Great. There's a series of images I won't be able to shift all bloody day.

THANKS DAVPAZ!! >:|

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38550

NOT SORRY

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