OOO OOO OOO OOO The Olympics

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Fri Jul 27, 2012 22:47

WTB wrote:

The Last Salmon Man wrote:

Mimi wrote:

I think Atkinson is a genius of comedy. In his writing he can craft a sentence with the most precise and well balanced comedy cadence. His pronunciation and vocal delivery are just as precise and his physical expression is amazingly adaptable.

I could just watch him say the word 'Bob' and crack up.

No, he's awful. He just pulls faces! It's not my kind of humour!!!

*runs before getting slapped*

Mr Bean or Rowan Atkinson?

myp · **Posted:** Fri Jul 27, 2012 22:47

Dimrill wrote:

Craster wrote:

I love it when they have absolutely nothing sports related to say about a country so they just turn to geographic and political facts. As just demonstrated by the Cook Islands.

Yes, pity they didn't mention the human rights abuses when Bahrain came out.

Or Malaysia, or China.

Or Team GB.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Jul 27, 2012 22:47

I just noticed this is on until 12:30 and we're still in the Cs.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:

Yay! Critical mass ran a protest outside the stadium and they're in a kettle.

All 10 of them

http://twitter.com/OurOlympics/status/2 ... to/1/large

Twats.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49236

The Czech Republic have unexpected wellies.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Jul 27, 2012 22:48

The Last Salmon Man wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Christ, China has sent the whole country.

That's just one family!

All the Chins were in the Canadian team.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Jul 27, 2012 22:48

Would've been hilarious had North Korea come out waving the wrong flag.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Hahahah, "do you think they've got the right flag?" says commentator to North Korea.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Jul 27, 2012 22:50

Fascinating.

@abbyajayi wrote:

204 countries taking part. London the only host country in Olympic history to have a permanent resident from every one of those countries.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Jul 27, 2012 22:51

Lord Rixondale wrote:

WTB wrote:

Sir Danny Boyle anyone?

Oh go on then, you first though.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Jul 27, 2012 22:52

Country?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Jul 27, 2012 22:53

Dimrill wrote:

Fascinating.

@abbyajayi wrote:

204 countries taking part. London the only host country in Olympic history to have a permanent resident from every one of those countries.

London's a cuntry, not a country.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Adele? really?

Why not Amy MacDonald while you're at it?

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

Woah! Mis-quote! I'm suing you!

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Jul 27, 2012 22:53

Beegees for Fiji?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Hello, Finland!

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:

Yay! Critical mass ran a protest outside the stadium and they're in a kettle.

All 10 of them

http://twitter.com/OurOlympics/status/2 ... to/1/large

Twats.

I'm very surprised that they seem surprised.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Jul 27, 2012 22:54

I spoke to my nan on the phone earlier. She was telling me about the 1948 London Games.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Although why were Finland in camo?

myp · **Posted:** Fri Jul 27, 2012 22:55

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Although why were Finland in camo?

They probably didn't want to put in a full performance.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Do Germans have difficulty telling men from women?

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Jul 27, 2012 22:57

Cool. The announcers now mentioning what wars each country's been involved in. Better clear some airtime to list all ours.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

NAZI SALUTING!!!!!

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11847

Was that German guy ... No.

Edit. Damn you Chris!

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

I dont' think he was German. I think it was a member of the UK government.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Fri Jul 27, 2012 22:58

Glad it wasn't just me that thought that!

Kern · **Posted:** Fri Jul 27, 2012 22:59

Prince Harry?

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Jul 27, 2012 22:59

Fuckers better play some Napalm Death on this.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Jul 27, 2012 22:59

So it's alphabetical order... apart from Greece.

Oh, and now Prince Charles is laughing at the fat guy.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Fri Jul 27, 2012 22:59

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

I dont' think he was German. I think it was a member of the UK government.

Oh dear...

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

I'm sure he was just trying to be friendly.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11847

How did Trevor Nelson get this gig?

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25754

Zardoz wrote:

So it's alphabetical order... apart from Greece.

And the host country who are always last, I think.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Bobbyaro wrote:

How did Trevor Nelson get this gig?

Danny Boyle.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Jul 27, 2012 23:00

Zardoz wrote:

So it's alphabetical order... apart from Greece.

Oh, and now Prince Charles is laughing at the fat guy.

And the British.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Jul 27, 2012 23:01

Zardoz wrote:

So it's alphabetical order... apart from Greece.

and Great Britain. Unless we're under T. *loads gun*

TheVision · **Posted:** Fri Jul 27, 2012 23:01

Well, looks like I'll remember the opening night of the Olympics as the night I fell down the stairs.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Jul 27, 2012 23:01

Mimi wrote:

Zardoz wrote:

So it's alphabetical order... apart from Greece.

And the host country who are always last, I think.

OMG, what happens if Greece host?

I hope they come out twice.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11847

Well if you list it in descending order, we will be under T.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Jul 27, 2012 23:02

TheVision wrote:

Well, looks like I'll remember the opening night of the Olympics as the night I fell down the stairs.

I shouldn't have laughed at that, but I did. Make me feel better by telling me you are unhurt.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49236

Huh - never seen independent athletes before. I wonder how they get chosen.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Jul 27, 2012 23:03

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

I dont' think he was German. I think it was a member of the UK government.

Oh dear...

Appears to have been Aidan Burley. Cuntservative representative for Cannock Chase. If you read his twatter.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Why is a fat Simon Mayo sat behind Rowan Williams?

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11847

Grim... wrote:

Mimi wrote:

Zardoz wrote:

So it's alphabetical order... apart from Greece.

And the host country who are always last, I think.

OMG, what happens if Greece host?

I hope they come out twice.

Errrr? Really?

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Jul 27, 2012 23:04

India has 1.2 billion people? Christ.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Fri Jul 27, 2012 23:04

Craster wrote:

Huh - never seen independent athletes before. I wonder how they get chosen.

Yeah, that surprised me. Would like to know more.

TheVision · **Posted:** Fri Jul 27, 2012 23:04

The Last Salmon Man wrote:

TheVision wrote:

Well, looks like I'll remember the opening night of the Olympics as the night I fell down the stairs.

I shouldn't have laughed at that, but I did. Make me feel better by telling me you are unhurt.

Yeah, I'm fine.. Just a bit of carpet burn. I'll be laughing about it tomorrow I'm sure.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Jul 27, 2012 23:05

Craster wrote:

Huh - never seen independent athletes before. I wonder how they get chosen.

Bugger, I missed that.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Jul 27, 2012 23:05

Grim... wrote:

India has 1.2 billion people? Christ.

It's why cricket is the most popular sport in the world.

But not in the Olympics. >:(

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Jul 27, 2012 23:06

Haha the Italians are all in Armani

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