WTB wrote:
The Last Salmon Man wrote:
Mimi wrote:
I think Atkinson is a genius of comedy. In his writing he can craft a sentence with the most precise and well balanced comedy cadence. His pronunciation and vocal delivery are just as precise and his physical expression is amazingly adaptable.
I could just watch him say the word 'Bob' and crack up.
I could just watch him say the word 'Bob' and crack up.
No, he's awful. He just pulls faces! It's not my kind of humour!!!
*runs before getting slapped*
Mr Bean or Rowan Atkinson?
Dimrill wrote:
Craster wrote:
I love it when they have absolutely nothing sports related to say about a country so they just turn to geographic and political facts. As just demonstrated by the Cook Islands.
Yes, pity they didn't mention the human rights abuses when Bahrain came out.
Or Malaysia, or China.
Or Team GB.
I just noticed this is on until 12:30 and we're still in the Cs.
ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:
Yay! Critical mass ran a protest outside the stadium and they're in a kettle.
All 10 of them
http://twitter.com/OurOlympics/status/2 ... to/1/large
Twats.
The Czech Republic have unexpected wellies.
The Last Salmon Man wrote:
Mr Kissyfur wrote:
Christ, China has sent the whole country.
That's just one family!
All the Chins were in the Canadian team.
Would've been hilarious had North Korea come out waving the wrong flag.
Hahahah, "do you think they've got the right flag?" says commentator to North Korea.
Fascinating.
@abbyajayi wrote:
204 countries taking part. London the only host country in Olympic history to have a permanent resident from every one of those countries.
Lord Rixondale wrote:
WTB wrote:
Sir Danny Boyle anyone?
Oh go on then, you first though.
Country?
Dimrill wrote:
Fascinating.
@abbyajayi wrote:
204 countries taking part. London the only host country in Olympic history to have a permanent resident from every one of those countries.
London's a cuntry, not a country.
Adele? really?
Why not Amy MacDonald while you're at it?
Why not Amy MacDonald while you're at it?
Woah! Mis-quote! I'm suing you!
Beegees for Fiji?
Hello, Finland!
Mr Kissyfur wrote:
ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:
Yay! Critical mass ran a protest outside the stadium and they're in a kettle.
All 10 of them
http://twitter.com/OurOlympics/status/2 ... to/1/large
Twats.
I'm very surprised that they seem surprised.
I spoke to my nan on the phone earlier. She was telling me about the 1948 London Games. 
Although why were Finland in camo?
Mr Kissyfur wrote:
Although why were Finland in camo?
They probably didn't want to put in a full performance.
Do Germans have difficulty telling men from women?
Cool. The announcers now mentioning what wars each country's been involved in. Better clear some airtime to list all ours.
NAZI SALUTING!!!!!
Was that German guy ... No.
Edit. Damn you Chris!
Edit. Damn you Chris!
I dont' think he was German. I think it was a member of the UK government.
Glad it wasn't just me that thought that!
Prince Harry?
Fuckers better play some Napalm Death on this.
So it's alphabetical order... apart from Greece.
Oh, and now Prince Charles is laughing at the fat guy.
Oh, and now Prince Charles is laughing at the fat guy.
Mr Kissyfur wrote:
I dont' think he was German. I think it was a member of the UK government.
Oh dear...
I'm sure he was just trying to be friendly.
How did Trevor Nelson get this gig?
Zardoz wrote:
So it's alphabetical order... apart from Greece.
And the host country who are always last, I think.
Bobbyaro wrote:
How did Trevor Nelson get this gig?
Danny Boyle.
Zardoz wrote:
So it's alphabetical order... apart from Greece.
Oh, and now Prince Charles is laughing at the fat guy.
Oh, and now Prince Charles is laughing at the fat guy.
And the British.
Zardoz wrote:
So it's alphabetical order... apart from Greece.
and Great Britain. Unless we're under T. *loads gun*
Well, looks like I'll remember the opening night of the Olympics as the night I fell down the stairs.
Mimi wrote:
Zardoz wrote:
So it's alphabetical order... apart from Greece.
And the host country who are always last, I think.
OMG, what happens if Greece host?
I hope they come out twice.
Well if you list it in descending order, we will be under T.
TheVision wrote:
Well, looks like I'll remember the opening night of the Olympics as the night I fell down the stairs.
I shouldn't have laughed at that, but I did. Make me feel better by telling me you are unhurt.
Huh - never seen independent athletes before. I wonder how they get chosen.
Goddess Jasmine wrote:
Mr Kissyfur wrote:
I dont' think he was German. I think it was a member of the UK government.
Oh dear...
Appears to have been Aidan Burley. Cuntservative representative for Cannock Chase. If you read his twatter.
Why is a fat Simon Mayo sat behind Rowan Williams?
Grim... wrote:
Mimi wrote:
Zardoz wrote:
So it's alphabetical order... apart from Greece.
And the host country who are always last, I think.
OMG, what happens if Greece host?
I hope they come out twice.
Errrr? Really?
India has 1.2 billion people? Christ.
Craster wrote:
Huh - never seen independent athletes before. I wonder how they get chosen.
Yeah, that surprised me. Would like to know more.
The Last Salmon Man wrote:
TheVision wrote:
Well, looks like I'll remember the opening night of the Olympics as the night I fell down the stairs.
I shouldn't have laughed at that, but I did. Make me feel better by telling me you are unhurt.
Yeah, I'm fine.. Just a bit of carpet burn. I'll be laughing about it tomorrow I'm sure.
Craster wrote:
Huh - never seen independent athletes before. I wonder how they get chosen.
Bugger, I missed that.
