Yeah. South Park kinda ruins any attractiveness Paris Hilton may ever have had.

There's nothing wrong with fancying her as it hardly takes a leap of the imagination to believe she would be a filthy filthy slut in bed. Liking her is a different matter though - one I suspect would possibly encourage depraved behaviour on your part

[•REC] is a bit good, isn't it?

Yep. Most tense zombie film in agges,

Meh. Real filth takes imagination and a spark she shows no sign of having. I'd imagine she fucks like a porn star - mechanically, impersonally, and entirely for show.

You make a good point. Right, that's enough about the vapid fuckwit.

Someone showed me her sex tape on a night shift once. She was like a lifeless corpse.

See, I only saw Quarantine but I hear it was pretty much a shot for shot remake.

There's nothing wrong with fancying her as it hardly takes a leap of the imagination to believe she would be a filthy filthy slut in bed. Liking her is a different matter though - one I suspect would possibly encourage depraved behaviour on your part

Not quite a shot for shot remake, there is more stuff in the Fire Station in Quarantine (which doesn't really add to the film) and there is more exposition / detailing the background in the remake. Having said that Quarantine is probably the best remake of a foreign film that the yanks have done

[REC] is imo the best zombie film ever.

I don't know if I'd go that far, but it's pretty bloody great.

Which for me kinda negates its point. If you're going to make it shot for shot why just not see the original?

Because Americans don't like subtitles. And I think I'd prefer a shot-for-shot remake over a dub.

Also, it's not quite shot for shot. I looked on Wikipedia. Apart from anything else, they've changed the explanation:

What a load of bollocks. That sounds like a Resident Evil plot. The original was so much better. And the spanish actress is way hotter than Dexter's sister.

What a load of bollocks. That sounds like a Resident Evil plot. The original was so much better. And the spanish actress is way hotter than Dexter's real life wife.

I see Australia has arrived

Apparently there is a scene with Stallone

Did... you know what Stallone looks like, right? From that trailer it looks like they're all scenes with Stallone.

That said, I do know what Stallone looks like, but he doesn't look like Stallone anymore. Something has happened to his face.

uhhh.




uhhhhh....

Someone recommend me a film.

Someone recommend me a film.

Please god, do not be meaning Scarecrow Miller.

Please god, do not be meaning Scarecrow Miller.

Nikita Loves Jenna is crap.

I bought Coraline earlier (a rather lovely bargain at Asda at under eight notes). Watching it tomorrow night and expect great things indeed.

Is that a spang film starring Ms Jameson?