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Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49233

Yeah. South Park kinda ruins any attractiveness Paris Hilton may ever have had.

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Tue Oct 13, 2009 17:34

Craster wrote:

Yeah. South Park kinda ruins any attractiveness Paris Hilton may ever have had.

She's always looked a little like someone with Down's to me.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32621

[•REC] is a bit good, isn't it?

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

DBSnappa wrote:

Grim... wrote:

I fancy Paris Hilton. Lots.

There's nothing wrong with fancying her as it hardly takes a leap of the imagination to believe she would be a filthy filthy slut in bed. Liking her is a different matter though - one I suspect would possibly encourage depraved behaviour on your part

Meh. Real filth takes imagination and a spark she shows no sign of having. I'd imagine she fucks like a porn star - mechanically, impersonally, and entirely for show.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 0:53

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

[•REC] is a bit good, isn't it?

Yep. Most tense zombie film in agges,

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12311

See, I only saw Quarantine but I hear it was pretty much a shot for shot remake.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 1:28

You saw it in quarantine? Rabies again?

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32621

Dimrill wrote:

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

[•REC] is a bit good, isn't it?

Yep. Most tense zombie film in agges,

Hang on - they run. Several times. And yet you just called it a zombie film.

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 8:44

sinister agent wrote:

DBSnappa wrote:

Grim... wrote:

I fancy Paris Hilton. Lots.

There's nothing wrong with fancying her as it hardly takes a leap of the imagination to believe she would be a filthy filthy slut in bed. Liking her is a different matter though - one I suspect would possibly encourage depraved behaviour on your part

Meh. Real filth takes imagination and a spark she shows no sign of having. I'd imagine she fucks like a porn star - mechanically, impersonally, and entirely for show.

You make a good point. Right, that's enough about the vapid fuckwit.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 8:48

DBSnappa wrote:

You make a good point. Right, that's enough about the vapid fuckwit.

Someone showed me her sex tape on a night shift once. She was like a lifeless corpse.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38524

myp wrote:

DBSnappa wrote:

You make a good point. Right, that's enough about the vapid fuckwit.

Someone showed me her sex tape on a night shift once. She was like a lifeless corpse.

You ever seen the Keeley one? She barely moves.

Morte · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:06

Mr Russell wrote:

See, I only saw Quarantine but I hear it was pretty much a shot for shot remake.

Not quite a shot for shot remake, there is more stuff in the Fire Station in Quarantine (which doesn't really add to the film) and there is more exposition / detailing the background in the remake. Having said that Quarantine is probably the best remake of a foreign film that the yanks have done

devilman · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:10

DBSnappa wrote:

Grim... wrote:

I fancy Paris Hilton. Lots.

There's nothing wrong with fancying her as it hardly takes a leap of the imagination to believe she would be a filthy filthy slut in bed. Liking her is a different matter though - one I suspect would possibly encourage depraved behaviour on your part

I liked watching her die in House of Wax.

RuySan · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3542

Morte wrote:

Mr Russell wrote:

See, I only saw Quarantine but I hear it was pretty much a shot for shot remake.

Not quite a shot for shot remake, there is more stuff in the Fire Station in Quarantine (which doesn't really add to the film) and there is more exposition / detailing the background in the remake. Having said that Quarantine is probably the best remake of a foreign film that the yanks have done

Which for me kinda negates its point. If you're going to make it shot for shot why just not see the original? [REC] is imo the best zombie film ever.

The Rev Owen · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:11

RuySan wrote:

[REC] is imo the best zombie film ever.

I don't know if I'd go that far, but it's pretty bloody great.

RuySan · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3542

The Rev Owen wrote:

RuySan wrote:

[REC] is imo the best zombie film ever.

I don't know if I'd go that far, but it's pretty bloody great.

It's the scariest, and i'm glad someone brought back the horror in this age of zombie parodies.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32621

RuySan wrote:

Which for me kinda negates its point. If you're going to make it shot for shot why just not see the original?

Because Americans don't like subtitles. And I think I'd prefer a shot-for-shot remake over a dub.

Also, it's not quite shot for shot. I looked on Wikipedia. Apart from anything else, they've changed the explanation:

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!

It's some dude from a doomsday cult who has stolen a rabies-like virus from a military base.

Added exposition:

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!

They find a TV that works and see some news reports from the outside world that state the building was evacuated before being sealed (so they know they authorities have given up on them). Also, one of them tries to tear down the plastic, and is shot by a sniper.

RuySan · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3542

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

RuySan wrote:

Which for me kinda negates its point. If you're going to make it shot for shot why just not see the original?

Because Americans don't like subtitles. And I think I'd prefer a shot-for-shot remake over a dub.

Also, it's not quite shot for shot. I looked on Wikipedia. Apart from anything else, they've changed the explanation:

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!

It's some dude from a doomsday cult who has stolen a rabies-like virus from a military base.

What a load of bollocks. That sounds like a Resident Evil plot. The original was so much better. And the spanish actress is way hotter than Dexter's sister.

The Rev Owen · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:43

http://actionflickchick.com/superaction/every-zombie/

A list of every zombie ever made, apparently.

Includes 28 Days/Weeks Later.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32621

RuySan wrote:

What a load of bollocks. That sounds like a Resident Evil plot. The original was so much better. And the spanish actress is way hotter than Dexter's sister.

I agree with all of these assertions.

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:57

RuySan wrote:

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

RuySan wrote:

Which for me kinda negates its point. If you're going to make it shot for shot why just not see the original?

Because Americans don't like subtitles. And I think I'd prefer a shot-for-shot remake over a dub.

Also, it's not quite shot for shot. I looked on Wikipedia. Apart from anything else, they've changed the explanation:

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!

It's some dude from a doomsday cult who has stolen a rabies-like virus from a military base.

What a load of bollocks. That sounds like a Resident Evil plot. The original was so much better. And the spanish actress is way hotter than Dexter's real life wife.

FTFY

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:00

Remind me to hack into HC's Lovefilm account. The next one on her list arrived this morning. After The Fountain, which was fucking dreadful I see Australia has arrived

Makes me wonder what kind of other shit she has in the pipeline, but there must be a finite amount of shit films with Jack Hughman in, surely. Nicole Kidman can fuck off as well.

LewieP · **Joined:** 29th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 7600

uhhh.

uhhhhh....

Watch this:

Also (cast spoiler)

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!

Apparently there is a scene with Stallone, and cameos from Schwarzenegger and Bruce Willis.

RuySan · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3542

What was wrong with the Fountain? Besides being pretentious and me not understanding half of it? It was nice to look at:)

And Jackman is in The Prestige which is awesome.

Rodafowa · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:39

DBSnappa wrote:

I see Australia has arrived

What, all of it?

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10104

LewieP wrote:

Apparently there is a scene with Stallone

Did... you know what Stallone looks like, right? From that trailer it looks like they're all scenes with Stallone.

LewieP · **Joined:** 29th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 7600

BikNorton wrote:

LewieP wrote:

Apparently there is a scene with Stallone

Did... you know what Stallone looks like, right? From that trailer it looks like they're all scenes with Stallone.

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!

as in, with him and the other people mentioned all in one scene.

That said, I do know what Stallone looks like, but he doesn't look like Stallone anymore. Something has happened to his face.

grumpysmurf · **Joined:** 6th Nov, 2008 **Posts:** 298

Finally got around to seeing Dog Soldiers. The fireside 'devil tattoo' scene was awesome. The effects are a bit ropey and it kind of falls apart near the end, but all up it's a great little film. Also, Lucius Vorenus is in it - he's always good value.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12311

LewieP wrote:

BikNorton wrote:

LewieP wrote:

Apparently there is a scene with Stallone

Did... you know what Stallone looks like, right? From that trailer it looks like they're all scenes with Stallone.

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!

as in, with him and the other people mentioned all in one scene.

That said, I do know what Stallone looks like, but he doesn't look like Stallone anymore. Something has happened to his face.

He had a stroke when he was young you insensitive prick!

LewieP · **Joined:** 29th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 7600

Did he really?

Looks more like he has had cosmetic surgery.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 14:04

LewieP wrote:

uhhh.

uhhhhh....

*80s action film gasm* :luv:

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 14:22

The Expendables looks fucking great! Is that Stone Cold Steve Austin?

Dimrill · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 14:23

Yep. And Randy Couture's in there too.

Runcle · **Posted:** Thu Oct 15, 2009 18:30

Someone recommend me a film.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Oct 15, 2009 18:32

Kodak 120.

LewieP · **Joined:** 29th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 7600

Runcle wrote:

Someone recommend me a film.

I just watched Romeo is Bleeding the other day. Not bad at all.

Stars commissioner Gordon playing a corrupt cop.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38524

Runcle wrote:

Someone recommend me a film.

I'm in a 70s mood, so Dirty Harry or Taxi Driver. Ooh, or French Connection.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49233

Has anyone seen Zombieland yet?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38524

i'm currently watching gi joe. Mainly the redhead

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Please god, do not be meaning Scarecrow Miller.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38524

Mr Chris wrote:

Please god, do not be meaning Scarecrow Miller.

Certainly not. The lady in question is delightfuly built.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49233

Mr Chris wrote:

Please god, do not be meaning Scarecrow Miller.

Sienna Miller is a delightfully put together woman.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

So's Anne Widdecombe, from a certain point of view.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49233

Your house is falling down.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

So's your face.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:01

Nikita Loves Jenna is crap.

Agent Starling · **Joined:** 8th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 1701

I bought Coraline earlier (a rather lovely bargain at Asda at under eight notes). Watching it tomorrow night and expect great things indeed.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Sat Oct 17, 2009 1:47

Grim... wrote:

Nikita Loves Jenna is crap.

Is that a spang film starring Ms Jameson?

Curiosity · **Posted:** Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:39

Agent Starling wrote:

I bought Coraline earlier (a rather lovely bargain at Asda at under eight notes). Watching it tomorrow night and expect great things indeed.

[pedant]Under 40 pounds? One would hope so![/pedant]

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14499

Dimrill wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Nikita Loves Jenna is crap.

Is that a spang film starring Ms Jameson?

IMDB says "yes"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1523517/

As does Ms Jameson's own website (which i'm not linking to) , would that review not be better in the

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The Grot, Grumble and Scud thread ?

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