They’ve got the stairs from Hogwarts.
Boring Dark Souls mini boss
He’s got an amazing voice but again I’ve heard this generic song before.
Half swan?
Kern wrote:
Category is: Eurovision Eleganza
Remove the mask please.
I'd prefer to leave it on.
He's not as good as he thinks he is
I thought he was going to reveal Kim Jong Un then. That would have been something.
Aw. He was kind of sweet at the end.
Zardoz wrote:
Half swan?
He hatched from the egg that Björk laid.
Mimi wrote:
Aw. He was kind of sweet at the end.
Like an aspirin
Was that a second entry by Italy?
Interesting not to get booed. I’m not sure I’m comfortable with it.
UK - Viking floater
Well, if Jesus can't get us to the win, nobody can.
He’s very good, but then I’m from the UK though.
I don't love it, but it's not a bad song, sung quite well and he has stage presence
We’ll still get nowt
It's probably the best we've had in a while, but he should be more physical.
I really quite like it. For once we haven't done a bland boy-band-gone-solo fake angst shitpile
I'd vote for space jesus
Ah, I loved that. I realised my face was hurting and it was because I was grinning ear to ear. I love him.
It's all right
I felt like I would be very happy to give Mr U.K. a really big hug.
Poland - Barry Garlow
"We talked about diversity, but look how many different types of facial hair all these very white people have!"
Bored
Have the dancers for France just arrived? Should we tell them?
Mika's panic when the Ukrainians grabbed his mic was real
Poland: shite
Poland: right performer, wrong song.
Ring wraiths!
The dancers can’t make this interesting.
They need to stop people making Oscars speeches at the end of songs.
What the fuck
Serbia: 5 million viewers start developing 5 new fetishes
Kern wrote:
Top Eurotip:
Put the subtitles on and you get a translation if the song isn't in English.
Put the subtitles on and you get a translation if the song isn't in English.
Well this feature for Serbia was fucking freaky
Have they cut to a horror film by mistake? Wtaf
Anyone without subtitles for this is really missing out.
Serbia - I bet she smells nice
Yessss, this is what I came for
Random subtitles for random lines here
Zardoz wrote:
Serbia - I bet she smells nice
It’s her enlarged spleen.
Some choreographer got paid for this.
Hahaha
"We're so lucky there's such a thing as the autonomic nervous system"
"We're so lucky there's such a thing as the autonomic nervous system"
Cras wrote:
Hahaha
"We're so lucky there's such a thing as the autonomic nervous system"
"We're so lucky there's such a thing as the autonomic nervous system"
They were the best lyrics of the competition l.
Hello Stefan. I'm Kern. You like Western stuff? Well....
Sergio Leoni rewrote the mysterious cities of gold theme?
Estonia: Why bother?