Curiosity wrote:
My brother has Swine Flu!
He lives in Greenwich, doesn't he?
/holds nose
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| Author: | GazChap [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 14:28 ] |
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They're genuine interviews. *cries* |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 14:29 ] |
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I have my Space Putty. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 14:33 ] |
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Curiosity wrote: My brother has Swine Flu! He lives in Greenwich, doesn't he? /holds nose |
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| Author: | Cras [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 14:40 ] |
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Grim... wrote: He lives in Greenwich, doesn't he? /holds nose /opens bomb bay doors It's the only way, sorry. |
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| Author: | Curiosity [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 14:42 ] |
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Grim... wrote: Curiosity wrote: My brother has Swine Flu! He lives in Greenwich, doesn't he? /holds nose Nah he lives in King's Langley. Though apparently a neighbour of mine also has it. He said the good news was that he gets to watch The Ashes, but the bad news at the moment is that he has to watch The Ashes... |
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| Author: | Malabelm [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 14:42 ] |
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Craster wrote: /opens bomb bay doors Bombay doors? That's gonna stink. |
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| Author: | myp [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 14:46 ] |
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Dimrill wrote: I have my Space Putty. Mine's on its way! |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 14:49 ] |
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Which did you order? Gentleman's tip: If your missus is an aromatherapist, rummage in her oil stocks and make interesting smelly putty, as it starts to smell sweaty after a while on its own. |
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| Author: | myp [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 14:52 ] |
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The silver one. I wanted oil slick, but they didn't have any. 
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| Author: | kalmar [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 14:53 ] |
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"If you develop a fever (high temperature over 38C or 100.4F) with a cough, sore throat, headache or muscle aches contact your GP by phone or call NHS Direct on 0845 4647." I had all of these last Saturday. And was better on Sunday. Oh well. |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 15:32 ] |
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Squidging Space Putty for the last few days hasn't doen my arthritic fingers any good. It's so pleasurable. |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 15:34 ] |
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I have a sudden and unnatural urge to own all the colours. |
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| Author: | TheVision [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 15:38 ] |
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Where did you get this space putty from? And why wasn't I informed?!? |
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| Author: | kalmar [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 15:39 ] |
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space, duh. |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 15:40 ] |
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Aw man, the manufacturer's website has a glow in the dark one.  VizzyBaby: http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/space-putty/index.html |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 15:42 ] |
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GNAH! 
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| Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 15:42 ] |
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Gotta catch 'em all, Dims. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 15:44 ] |
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http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/maggie-thatcher-nutcracker/index.html |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 15:45 ] |
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Hey, wasn't Cavey supposed to be doing BeeX WeeX? |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 15:45 ] |
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I appear to have ordered silver and "martian" coloured ones from eBay. |
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| Author: | Cras [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 15:47 ] |
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Zardoz wrote: Hey, wasn't Cavey supposed to be doing BeeX WeeX? I think he said he'd do it next week, as he didn't realise we'd take his suggestion seriously. |
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| Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 15:48 ] |
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I might have bullied people, but at least I made Beex Weex run on time. |
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| Author: | Malabelm [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 15:49 ] |
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote: I might have bullied people, but at least I made Beex Weex run on time. Yeah, but I'm suspicious about the masses of information you have on us all now. |
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| Author: | Cras [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 15:49 ] |
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Come here, let me show you this lamppost. |
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| Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 15:50 ] |
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Craster wrote: Come here, let me show you this lamppost. You lost me.
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| Author: | ApplePieOfDestiny [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 15:53 ] |
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote: I might have bullied people, but at least I made Beex Weex run on time. I'm disappointed that I missed out on being bullied. Unless it was by way of telepathic mindwaves which I'm too stupid/drug addled to hear. |
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| Author: | Cras [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 15:56 ] |
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote: Craster wrote: Come here, let me show you this lamppost. You lost me.I assumed you were making a Mussolini reference, who by popular myth ended his life hanged from a lamppost. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 15:58 ] |
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote: I might have bullied people, but at least I made Beex Weex run on time. You ran a tight ship and no mistake, Doc. Shame you were Jolly Rogered on your own poop deck. |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 15:58 ] |
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The West English don't do history, Craster. Unless that history involves digging up fossils to burn. |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 16:00 ] |
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Typical. I put down lovely new Gippy food for them, and what does Thickett decide to eat? The cardboard she's been sleeping on. |
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| Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 16:02 ] |
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Craster wrote: I assumed you were making a Mussolini reference I was...Quote: who by popular myth ended his life hanged from a lamppost. ...but I was too dumb to know that bit.Zardoz wrote: You ran a tight ship and no mistake, Doc. Shame you were rogered on your own poop deck. Story of my life.In other news, I've been bothered by heartburn, on and off, for a week now. I checked out Wikipedia. "Specifically, it has been shown that fatty foods and caffeinated beverages can cause the symptoms of heartburn." Those are my favourite types of food and beverage
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 16:04 ] |
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Try switching to caffeinated foods and fatty beverages. |
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| Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 16:05 ] |
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Zardoz wrote: Try switching to caffeinated foods I can get behind this.Quote: fatty beverages. So, olive oil, then?
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 16:06 ] |
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Sparkling Butterade |
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| Author: | Malabelm [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 16:08 ] |
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Zardoz wrote: Sparkling Butterade With the current obsession with carbon ruining the world, why don't we just capture it all and turn it into pop? |
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| Author: | markg [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 16:08 ] |
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Zardoz wrote: Sparkling Butterade Are you feeling ok mate? How come you didn't say man fat? |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 16:10 ] |
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Dunno really....maybe I've used up all my weekly filth? |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 16:11 ] |
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How about a yard of my hand churned filthy yoghurt? |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 16:12 ] |
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Better now. |
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| Author: | kalmar [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 16:13 ] |
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I <3 friday afternoons on beex. |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 16:16 ] |
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It's almost Grim...'s Xbox's 1 day being left on the dashboard birthday! It's clocking up the birthdays this month. |
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| Author: | markg [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 16:17 ] |
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Zardoz wrote: Better now? Much. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 16:18 ] |
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Dimrill wrote: It's almost Grim...'s Xbox's 1 day being left on the dashboard birthday! It's clocking up the birthdays this month. What's this? Oh wait. He left his old xbox switched on for a year? Why for? |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 16:20 ] |
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Again? Fuck! |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 16:20 ] |
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Heartburn suffers - lay down on your left-hand side. Trust me. |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 16:21 ] |
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Grim... wrote: Again? Fuck! Dude, it's a constant thing with your box. 
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| Author: | Wullie [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 16:24 ] |
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Dimrill wrote: Grim... wrote: Again? Fuck! Dude, it's a constant thing with your box. |
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| Author: | itsallwater [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 16:25 ] |
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Just noticed Sarah Palin's quitting soon as governor of Alaska! She really stuck with it! |
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| Author: | kalmar [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 16:26 ] |
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She'll be running for presnit '012 |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Fri Jul 10, 2009 16:26 ] |
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WullieOoster wrote: Dimrill wrote: Grim... wrote: Again? Fuck! Dude, it's a constant thing with your box. Nah. It's much much funnier this way. Plus he could write a feature about how absent mindedness causes RROD errors. |
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