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Those anticipated vote shares on the BBC seat by seats that they just ran all had UKIP bumping around at sub 10%. That doesn't correlate with polling for UKIP at 14% average.

Quite possibly UKIP voters seeing a chance of sub ten seats nationwide reswitched allegiance back to blue.

That alone would swing the poll back in favour of the Tories in many of the marginals

Trust the YouGov one because I'm involved with that

Of course, given the discrepancy of the exit polls to each other and to the most recent polls, it appears they're probably just bollocks. Notwithstanding Grim...'s involvement.

What are the bookies saying? They always seem to know the most

They were cons narrow plularity, labour government at 5pm/

Cameron is 1:20 (20 quid gets you 21) to be PM.

I... what?

I expect all the cons who switched to lib last time, have switched back to con.

Which means, given the YG one, a quid on Ed might be worth a punt.

Massively unlikely, but on your recommendation...

I like plularity, its my new word from this election.

At 5pm they expected the Cons to have the most seats, but Labour to be in power.

Dimbledore looks very tired.

Why would you say that when a ConLib is way way way more likely? Particularly since that YouGov makes it a sound majority coalition.

How is that remotely what he said?!?! Is this some form of code?

Its exactly what I meant

Made sense to me. The chicks really dig it too.

He looks better and is managing proceedings a shit load better than during the debate/QT

Curiosity can translate that for you as required x

Because I don't think Clegg will go with the Tories again. EU referendum being one part of it, and the other being the massive hit their reputation has taken from being in government with the nasty party.

The only thing I agree with MaliA on is the need and hope to put George Galloway on a rocket to the fucking moon.

A fiver to you, sir, says the opposite.

That and how awesome an EVE space pirate he is.

Mali that is, not Gorgeous George.

Paxo is being plenty funny on C4 right now

Safe Labour seat goes Labour. Interestingly, Tories behind UKIP.

First seat is in, and it's a Labour one. Not a shock.

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Sunderland result is interesting - Lib Dems behind the Greens.

When was the last time an incumbent actually gained seats?

Safe seat, but would have expected a slightly higher turnout. 56%?

Coz YouGov has Lab/SNP on 311, which is way more than Cons.

I don't believe that though. I think the massive Con win is on.

Massive compared to expected results. Obviously it's still not even a majority.

Yeah but ukip > cons and greens > lib Dems

Trooper 1983

Labour hold Sunderland South - Ukip 2nd!

"Feel free to send me tweets... I won't read them"

Stupid interwebs.

You need to replace the beex newsticker with an election result ticker. Seems a reasonable demand at this hour.

After hearing people up there when I was up north a couple of weeks ago, UKIP doing well isn't a surprise.

The media seem to have been obsessed with UKIP taking Tory votes, but ignored the working class labour voter worrying about their jobs they are "losing"

32 years ago, blimey.

The yougov poll isn't an exit poll, apparently.

Tories reckon they've ousted Ed Balls.

Bloody hell.

Come back Blair, all is forgiven.

That would be pretty amazing. Labour is already ball-less enough.

Hmmm. Ed Balls on his way isn't too bad a result.

He'd only be kicked upstairs at the first opportunity.

"We did some recontact surveys and determined not to revise our forecast"

or


"Grim... was in the pub. Fuck it"

Regardless of your political bent, Campbell is being an absolute cocknobbler here.

Oh, the guy on the telly. I thought you meant the other famous Campbell.

The whatnow? All the papers' websites are saying it is.

Christ on a bike Gove is a rubberlipped, pob-looking motherfucker.

Naomi? Nicky? Sol?

Surely not in comparison to Gove?

Gove hadn't opened his facehole at that point.

Also Gove doesn't believe the exit poll, or he'd have crowed over it.

I've just switched over to CNN. They are currently on the top of an open top bus. Flicking back to the Beeb.