Be Excellent To Each Other

Yes, Uma Thurman and Lucy Liu are very attractive to my eyes. Also, Rose Mc Gowan and the cheerleader from deathproof. And i should also mention the german from Basterds.

I... I...

Fuck you. Starbuck's a dog.

I really like Amanda Plummer. Because she's an oddball.

Who, Hans Landa?

german woman. i thought my heterossexuality was beyond question.

Yes, she is!

Sorry dude, you're from Europe!

You can say what you like, matey. I'm sure she's all like bovvered and that that a portly ginger bloke from South London doesn't fancy her. More for me, see.

but not france though

Well, no. The French are the straightest men in Europe.

Uma Therman switches between being really hot and being really not every time I see her.

You dawg!

Hey, Landa was a handsome guy, okay.

It appears that I had you and Mr Chris mixed up.
So fuck you. Kaylee is a dog.

Excellent. Now she is all mine!

See, you're just lying though, aren't you?

That picture doesn't do her any favours though. However, the google image search I just did proved rather more fruitful

And Rose McGowan's rather lovely too although in the three films I've seen her in she's died twice and lost a leg in the other.

Pam Grier is in The L Word.

I went to see Ghost in the Shell V2.0 (re released/tweaked original not sequel) at the cinema. It really brought the film alive seeing it in the cinema, especially with the quality of the audio breathing extra life into the stunning soundtrack. The film really is delightfully intelligent. Perhaps some would say pretentious but they'd be fools. I'm a bit of a sucker for the 'pondering what is human' thing though anyway.

Oh and it has some added CGI and I'm not sure what I think about that. It was glaringly different to the original art. Maybe that was the point. Who knows.

Dead Snow is made of pure win and anyone that doesn't watch it and enjoy it needs to be taken around the back and be shot.

Saw Pineapple Express at the weekend and thoroughly enjoyed it.

Impressed by writing funny stoner dialogue and didn't just write stoner dialogue and assumed it would be funny because, you know, stoners are automatically funny.

Understood that while drugs can be a source of humour, just making drugs references isn't funny in and of itself.

James Franco was excellent. And Seth Rogen was Seth Rogen.

I watched "Wyvern" on recommendation of that GovernmentYard. It sucked.

What? When? What sort of cinema?

It had its moments, and it was indeed better than other stoner movies (ie: it was better than switching the tv off and watching the static for two hours while dribbling), but meh. I hate that whole attitude people have. If you have to be stoned to find something interesting or more than slightly funny, it's not funny or interesting.

I watched Ghost Rider on five last night and quite enjoyed it. It was a bit shit... but enjoyable, silly shit. Good for a lazy sunday evening.

Eh? It's a movie about stoners, not for stoners. I thought it was brilliant, which is handy considering I'd picked it up on BluRay at Asda one Friday on my way home work.

I was quite critically drunk by the end of it though.

Yeah, that. Plus, Nicholas Cage with his head on fire > Nicholas Cage without his head on fire.

There really isn't a difference. Although Pineapple Express is probably a bad example as it's better than most.

There really is. Unless you think Trainspotting is a movie for heroin addicts.

Come off it, it's full of stoner gags and 'hilarious' 'random' absurdism. LOL HE IS SAYING SILLY THIGNS LOL JUST LIKE BEING STONED OMG. Bleah. It has more than that, obv, but it's clearly aimed primarily at stoners.

I disagree. I'm not a stoner and I didn't feel like it wasn't aimed at me.

Did you just use a quadruple negative?

Let's see what Wullie thinks.

He didn't not say no triple negative, guvnor, no way.

I dunno mate. All I can remember is being off my mash on ecstasy-pipes & dancing as a baby crawled across the ceiling towards Ewan McGregor. I was ejected from the cinema soon after that.
Some of the above may contain lies.

Have you ever been stoned?

Of course I have. I lived with four chronic stoners for about two years, several of my closest friends went through a particularly tedious phase of it when they were at university, and I live with a former raver and a chemical glutton. I had a go years back, under no pressure, had a fun, stupid night, but felt no need to do it again, not least because it tends to turn people into annoying dipshits. And it smells vile.

I think it smells lovely.

Only if you think BO smells lovely.

Well of course, if your brain has come to associate it with getting high, you'll come to like the revolting stench that permeates everything around it. It's like when smokers don't give a shit that they make everyone's clothes and hair smell like shit for days afterwards, because they don't notice it anymore.

Or like doritos. They smell revolting, but if you're eating them smell quite nice.

I always get really clumsy when I get stoned.
I haven't smoked dope for about eight years, but.

I passed out and stopped breathing the last time I did, so I thought it was time to stop. I was never a regular user, anyway.

I get tired and a bit queasy. Oh, and once my vision appeared to shift into infra-red, which was weird.

We're not talking about a stroll to the shop, Craster. This is big boy talk!

The stroll to the shop is fine - it's back from the shop that's uphill!

Handy for watching badgers though, eh?

If I want a rush I just get out of a chair when I don't expect it.

Wait an extra hour before having a pooh.