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Author:  Ange [ Tue Nov 22, 2011 11:30 ]
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I'm going to break my yummy culinary experiences down into the two most important food types

Curry
There's two outstanding curry restaurants in Nottingham, which I firmly believe would be hard to top. Strangely they're both at completely different ends of the financial scale.

At the cheaper end of the scale there's Desi Downtown. http://desidowntown.co.uk/menu.html Seriously cheap food (starters, mains, rice, naan and a big bottle of Cobra - under £30 for two people).

At the more expensive end of the scale - Mem Saab. http://www.mem-saab.co.uk/menu.html They do THE best lamb shank I've ever had. The chutneys are so nice I would be happy to sit in a bath of them.

Sunday Roast
Everyone loves a good roast and no one does a good roast quite like The Hand & Heart in Nottingham. http://www.thehandandheart.co.uk/. The roast beef is outstanding, but is completely blown away by the belly pork. Massive Yorkshire puddings that look like they've been inflated with a bicycle pump and the most tasty vegetables I've ever had. The portions are so large that it's pretty much impossible to eat more than one course (I managed 3 courses once when I went with my dad - he's a greedy bastard is a dreadful influence on me. I nearly died of fullness).
The range of ales and ciders is awesome also. Proper lovely cloudy cider. Yum yum.



So, that's my non-fine dining guide to eating out in Nottingham :)
Author:  BikNorton [ Tue Nov 22, 2011 11:34 ]
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Warhead wrote:
Had the best rump steak ever at the Swan With Two Nicks in Little Bollington on Saturday night. I asked for 'well done' and it was perfick.
Good beer there. We cycled along the canal from Sale during the summer.

Cycling back after 5 pints on an empty stomach was somewhat entertaining.
Author:  ApplePieOfDestiny [ Tue Nov 22, 2011 11:39 ]
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Ange wrote:
So, that's my non-fine dining guide to eating out in Nottingham :)


I think the Hand & Heart qualifies as fine dining, although the school canteen style queue for dessert is a bit odd.
Author:  Ange [ Tue Nov 22, 2011 11:54 ]
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ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:
Ange wrote:
So, that's my non-fine dining guide to eating out in Nottingham :)


I think the Hand & Heart qualifies as fine dining, although the school canteen style queue for dessert is a bit odd.


Yeah, it's a bit like a glorified dessert trolley. Totally worth it though - the lemon & almond tart is totes amazeballs really nice :)
Author:  Goddess Jasmine [ Tue Nov 22, 2011 16:23 ]
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Ange wrote:
ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:
Ange wrote:
So, that's my non-fine dining guide to eating out in Nottingham :)


I think the Hand & Heart qualifies as fine dining, although the school canteen style queue for dessert is a bit odd.


Yeah, it's a bit like a glorified dessert trolley. Totally worth it though - the lemon & almond tart is totes amazeballs really nice :)

Was that the place where we nearly died of starvation waiting for food?
Author:  Ange [ Tue Nov 22, 2011 16:36 ]
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Goddess Jasmine wrote:
Ange wrote:
ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:
Ange wrote:
So, that's my non-fine dining guide to eating out in Nottingham :)


I think the Hand & Heart qualifies as fine dining, although the school canteen style queue for dessert is a bit odd.


Yeah, it's a bit like a glorified dessert trolley. Totally worth it though - the lemon & almond tart is totes amazeballs really nice :)

Was that the place where we nearly died of starvation waiting for food?


Yep :) It was worth the wait though! Although to be fair by that point I'd have eaten a scabby dog.
Author:  myp [ Tue Nov 22, 2011 16:44 ]
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Goddess Jasmine wrote:
Was that the place where we nearly died of starvation waiting for food?

Yeah, walking in at 2pm on Sunday with a party of seven without a reservation was a mistake, in hindsight.
Author:  Goddess Jasmine [ Tue Nov 22, 2011 17:06 ]
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myp it wrote:
Goddess Jasmine wrote:
Was that the place where we nearly died of starvation waiting for food?

Yeah, walking in at 2pm on Sunday with a party of seven without a reservation was a mistake, in hindsight.

If we hadn't been able to get a table I'd agree. But they could have been more honest with us about how long the wait was actually going to be.
Author:  Cras [ Mon Dec 19, 2011 17:00 ]
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Important news. Gaucho now stock both skirt and flank. The skirt is very, very good.
Author:  Malabelm [ Mon Dec 19, 2011 17:10 ]
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Jinglebelm wrote:
MrHobbs wrote:
and which Michael Caines was it? I've been to the one at Chester Abode, wasn't amazed by it tbh.


Oh, is that what the building contains? You think I'd know, working almost right next to it, but it's surprising how ignorant I am about my home and its surroundings.


I went there on Friday. It was this: meh. Nice enough, but I've had much better meals elsewhere for less money. And they made me late back to work despite their supposed guarantee of doing lunch within an hour.
Author:  Grim... [ Mon Dec 19, 2011 18:58 ]
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Craster wrote:
Important news. Gaucho now stock both skirt and flank. The skirt is very, very good.

I'm sure they had skirt on the menu last time we went.
Author:  kalmar [ Mon Dec 19, 2011 19:13 ]
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:hat:
Author:  Cras [ Mon Dec 19, 2011 19:19 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Craster wrote:
Important news. Gaucho now stock both skirt and flank. The skirt is very, very good.

I'm sure they had skirt on the menu last time we went.


Nope. It was new to their menu 2 months ago. They'd printed the menus but hadn't yet had the beef in - I was greatly annoyed.
Author:  Grim... [ Tue Dec 20, 2011 12:27 ]
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Maybe it was a special.
Author:  Cras [ Tue Dec 20, 2011 12:40 ]
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You're special.
Author:  romanista [ Tue Dec 20, 2011 13:48 ]
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eating in bologna last week was special, the love of food in that city, nicknamed 'il grasso' (the fat one) is so clear from every spot in the city..
Author:  Plissken [ Tue Dec 20, 2011 14:44 ]
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St Nickovacs wrote:
As chain restaurants I quite like Jamie's Italian.


Went to one the other week. Bloody awful. Overpriced, undercooked and terribly, terribly pretentious.
Author:  Cras [ Tue Dec 20, 2011 18:01 ]
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The risotto milanese is very nice, mind. Someone who knows me well was stunned when I ordered a marrow risotto, until it arrived and quite clearly wasn't the vegetable kind.
Author:  Zardoz [ Tue Dec 20, 2011 18:11 ]
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Was it a dark green cock on a bed of rice?
Author:  Curiosity [ Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:49 ]
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PlissKringle wrote:
St Nickovacs wrote:
As chain restaurants I quite like Jamie's Italian.


Went to one the other week. Bloody awful. Overpriced, undercooked and terribly, terribly pretentious.


Never, ever, go to a decent restaurant in London. In comparison, Jamie's Italian is refreshingly cheap and thoroughly unpretentious!

:D
Author:  BikNorton [ Mon Feb 13, 2012 14:22 ]
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Gaucho only do skirt and flank in 300g portions? What the fuck?
Author:  Cras [ Mon Feb 13, 2012 14:23 ]
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Buy two.

I find 300g a reasonable portion, frankly. Especially as I never miss out on their excellent starters.
Author:  BikNorton [ Mon Feb 13, 2012 14:25 ]
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Good points both.

I'm also horrified to find myself contemplating the £16 burger. But not seriously considering it, obviously.
Author:  BikNorton [ Mon Feb 13, 2012 15:54 ]
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It's funny, but I can't seem to find the option in our time logging system for 'knocking up a fake gaucho voucher in paint.'
Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Tue Feb 28, 2012 17:06 ]
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L'Enclume booked.
Author:  flis [ Tue Feb 28, 2012 17:10 ]
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
L'Enclume booked.


Are you staying over?
Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Tue Feb 28, 2012 17:19 ]
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With a five hour drive home? Yes ;)
Author:  flis [ Tue Feb 28, 2012 17:23 ]
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
With a five hour drive home? Yes ;)


:P I figured you'd be staying in the area... But not necessarily in one of their rooms.

I want to go but I'm not sure about staying there, let us know how you find it and which room type you go for.
Author:  Zardoz [ Tue Feb 28, 2012 17:35 ]
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
L'Enclume booked.

Grabbing a curry on the way back home?
Author:  Cras [ Thu Mar 08, 2012 10:59 ]
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A new challenger appears! Went to Texture last night (http://www.texture-restaurant.co.uk) and it was pretty damned incredible. We had a six course fish tasting menu ( :hat: ) with a heavy Scandinavian influence, and it was a real challenger for the top few spots in my list. Excellent stuff.
Author:  Cavey [ Thu Mar 08, 2012 16:54 ]
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Best grub I've ever had was at the Vila Joya in sunny Portugal. Two Michelin stars, no less; utter FILTH.

(I'm taking Mrs Caveman there for a week later this year. All I can say is, my bellend will resemble a highly polished chrome-plated bullnose fairing, by the end of that. Worth every penny. :D )
Author:  Grim... [ Thu Mar 08, 2012 16:56 ]
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Captain Caveman wrote:
I'm taking Mrs Caveman there for a week later this year.

You're taking her to a restaurant for a week?

Captain Caveman wrote:
All I can say is, my bellend will resemble a highly polished chrome-plated bullnose fairing, by the end of that.

I think the other diners might get upset ;)
Author:  Cras [ Thu Mar 08, 2012 16:56 ]
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Ooh, yes. That really does look good.
Author:  Cavey [ Thu Mar 08, 2012 16:57 ]
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It's a health spa type thingy mate, with hotel accommodation and restaurant. :)

http://www.vilajoya.com/

We're only in 'poverty spec' room - sod paying for the suites or whatever, could not afford anyway. But everyone gets the same scoff!
Author:  Grim... [ Thu Mar 08, 2012 16:57 ]
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Craster wrote:
Ooh, yes. That really does look good.

:hat:
Author:  Cras [ Thu Mar 08, 2012 17:06 ]
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Not Cavey's bellend, FFS.
Author:  myp [ Thu Mar 08, 2012 17:08 ]
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Craster wrote:
Not Cavey's bellend, FFS.

What about if you could see your own face in it? A quandary.
Author:  Grim... [ Thu Mar 08, 2012 17:11 ]
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myp wrote:
Craster wrote:
Not Cavey's bellend, FFS.

What about if you could see your own face in it? A quandary.

I'm not convinced that makes it masturbation ;)
Author:  Cavey [ Thu Mar 08, 2012 17:13 ]
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Well, the Vila Joya will never seem quite the same again for me... :D
Author:  Grim... [ Thu Mar 08, 2012 17:17 ]
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That's a good point, arseholes (which includes me, I suppose) - Cavey has spent all his monies taking his wife away to get himself some hot lovin', and now all he'll be able to think about when he gets down to it is being balls-deep in Craster's furry ginger face.
Author:  Cavey [ Thu Mar 08, 2012 17:20 ]
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Anyway, at the other end of the price scale, I can *massively* recommend this gastropub:

http://www.foxandbarrel.co.uk/

There are not many pubs that I know which routinely serve Dom Pérignon and a half dozen oysters on an ice bed (with shallot vinegar and Tabasco, naturally) as a starter. Assuming you don't order that, a fantastic meal for two for £30 can easily be had; fabulous cuisine IMO. They always have three guest real ales - invariably excellent and immaculately kept for less than £3/pint. Top stuff; you can't beat a good, friendly country pub. (Fab wenches pulling the pints, too :p )
Author:  Cavey [ Thu Mar 08, 2012 17:21 ]
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Grim... wrote:
That's a good point, arseholes (which includes me, I suppose) - Cavey has spent all his monies taking his wife away to get himself some hot lovin', and now all he'll be able to think about when he gets down to it is being balls-deep in Craster's furry ginger face.


Hey, on the other hand, Craster's a bit of a sauce-pot anyway mate, so no worries :D

/taxi!
Author:  Malabelm [ Thu Mar 08, 2012 17:28 ]
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Captain Caveman wrote:
Anyway, at the other end of the price scale, I can *massively* recommend this gastropub:

http://www.foxandbarrel.co.uk/

There are not many pubs that I know which routinely serve Dom Pérignon and a half dozen oysters on an ice bed (with shallot vinegar and Tabasco, naturally) as a starter. Assuming you don't order that, a fantastic meal for two for £30 can easily be had; fabulous cuisine IMO. They always have three guest real ales - invariably excellent and immaculately kept for less than £3/pint. Top stuff; you can't beat a good, friendly country pub. (Fab wenches pulling the pints, too :p )


Hmm. That’s only a few miles away.
Author:  Cras [ Thu Mar 08, 2012 17:33 ]
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Grim... wrote:
That's a good point, arseholes (which includes me, I suppose) - Cavey has spent all his monies taking his wife away to get himself some hot lovin', and now all he'll be able to think about when he gets down to it is being balls-deep in Craster's furry ginger face.


It's like mental viagra!
Author:  Cavey [ Thu Mar 08, 2012 17:33 ]
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(@ Malabelm lol... ;) )

Give it a go mate, you won't be disappointed. Hey, perhaps we could have a mini-country-bumpkin-BeexMeet when the weather gets better, for beer garden-tastic japes. :)
Author:  Grim... [ Thu Mar 08, 2012 17:39 ]
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There is a pub near me called The Fox and Hounds which I dragged Gaywood and Craster to which does awesome steak for silly prices.
Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Thu Mar 08, 2012 17:57 ]
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Two Michelin stars is good. Three is where it's at though. Eating at two three-star restaurants in 8 days was a touch extravagant though.
Author:  myp [ Thu Mar 08, 2012 18:00 ]
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Michelin stars are old hat. I ate at a place recently that had four Pirelli moons.
Author:  flis [ Thu Mar 08, 2012 18:01 ]
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myp wrote:
Michelin stars are old hat. I ate at a place recently that had four Pirelli moons.


I can only afford two golden arches :(
Author:  Cras [ Thu Mar 08, 2012 18:02 ]
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Captain Caveman wrote:
(@ Malabelm lol... ;) )

Give it a go mate, you won't be disappointed. Hey, perhaps we could have a mini-country-bumpkin-BeexMeet when the weather gets better, for beer garden-tastic japes. :)


You probably want to make it more than just you and malabelm. Otherwise it's going to look a bit like you're grooming him.
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