BETEO Celebrity Deathlist 2009

devilman · **Posted:** Sun Jan 18, 2009 11:57

Aww.. Tony Hart's died

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

Created a proper thread for that one. One of the twin kings of childhood TV.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Mon Jan 19, 2009 20:46

Danger Will Robinson! As I am about to fall over due to being dead.

devilman · **Posted:** Sun Jan 25, 2009 19:09

Gutteridge

Plissken · **Posted:** Sun Jan 25, 2009 19:25

Not Reg!

Another authoritative voice of sport.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Plissken wrote:

Not Reg!

Another authoritative voice of sport.

Another one of the great World Of Sport line-up of the 70's and 80's now dead along with Brian Moore and Kent Walton.

Someone get Dickie back on the TV before he snuffs it as well!

devilman · **Posted:** Fri Jan 30, 2009 9:54

Mr Chris wrote:

Craster wrote:

If he "may only live two years", he's not particularly likely to cop it in 2009.

Depends if they mean "up to" or not.

I caught a glance at one of the front pages this morning in the newsagent and there was something about Swayze apparently stopping his treatment so you may be in luck yet.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Get in there Swayze. Come on! Woot!

...

I feel dirty.

devilman · **Posted:** Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:15

Link too

myp · **Posted:** Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:16

I'm not clicking on the Daily Heil, but you just need to read the URL to get the gist.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

"Cancer stricken Swayze stops treatment doctors say little do"

Yeah, that's often the doctors' response to these things.

"Meh. Little do".

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49233

Nah, it's all ordered wrong. "Cancer stricken Swayze stops treatment", says Doctor Dolittle.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:08

I'd like a second opinion from Dr Seuss.
If Swayze is a cooked bird,
is he a goose?

The Count of Six · **Joined:** 23rd Jan, 2009 **Posts:** 145

Not that I wish him any ill (loathsome, Littlejohn-collaborating reactionary though he has become), but I always find it strange to consider that Keith Waterhouse is still alive, and sufficiently au fait with current events (albeit as viewed through the distorting mirror of his paymasters at the Daily Mail) to maintain a regular newspaper column.

4thDimension · **Joined:** 11th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 332

Swayze is swaying? That'll teach him. My sister made us watch Dirty Dancing so much, I know it.

Plissken · **Posted:** Fri Jan 30, 2009 15:23

I don't wish him ill* but points are at stake here.

*No need to.

devilman · **Posted:** Fri Jan 30, 2009 17:59

Plissken wrote:

Not Reg!

Another authoritative voice of sport.

And another. Not as well known but was Bill the one they'd turn to for all the stats on the radio commentary?

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25743

So who's bumping off all of the BBC sports commentators?

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Jan 30, 2009 21:43

devilman wrote:

Plissken wrote:

Not Reg!

Another authoritative voice of sport.

And another. Not as well known but was Bill the one they'd turn to for all the stats on the radio commentary?

RIP The Bearded Wonder.

I didn't even know he was ill.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Mimi wrote:

So who's bumping off all of the BBC sports commentators?

Let's check the BETEO deathlists - frankly I'm astonished it's not Chinny.

devilman · **Posted:** Thu Feb 26, 2009 14:48

Looks like a few folk have points

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38533

devilman wrote:

Looks like a few folk have points

I don't mean to be morbid but...

TAKE NOTE JADE GOODY! THAT IS CALLED 'DIGNITY' YOU HATCHET FACED WHORE!

Sorry.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Feb 26, 2009 14:56

DavPaz wrote:

TAKE NOTE JADE GOODY! THAT IS CALLED 'DIGNITY' YOU HATCHET FACED WHORE!

Post of the mother-fucking year.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Feb 26, 2009 22:58

Grim... wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

TAKE NOTE JADE GOODY! THAT IS CALLED 'DIGNITY' YOU HATCHET FACED WHORE!

Post of the mother-fucking year.

Ak! My praise is withdrawn, as it turns out that Wendy Richard also got married in a rush, and sold the photo rights to OK magazine.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Feb 26, 2009 23:29

Grim... wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

TAKE NOTE JADE GOODY! THAT IS CALLED 'DIGNITY' YOU HATCHET FACED WHORE!

Post of the mother-fucking year.

Ak! My praise is withdrawn, as it turns out that Wendy Richard also got married in a rush, and sold the photo rights to OK magazine.

Really? I should have found this out before replicating the quote all over the internets...

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38533

Ah, Wendy. Still, more dignity than kebab face.

sinister agent · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 7046

Making money off a pretend wedding is something I would probably do under the right circumstances. Making money off dying, though, isn't. Especially if I already had loads.

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Fri Feb 27, 2009 0:28

Curiosity wrote:

Grim... wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

TAKE NOTE JADE GOODY! THAT IS CALLED 'DIGNITY' YOU HATCHET FACED WHORE!

Post of the mother-fucking year.

Ak! My praise is withdrawn, as it turns out that Wendy Richard also got married in a rush, and sold the photo rights to OK magazine.

Really? I should have found this out before replicating the quote all over the internets...

Aw, c'mon, Wendy Richards was a hard working permanently employed and capable actress who probably got paid a fraction of whatever non-entity tabloid trout got paid, who made all her money out of being a talent free side show freak.

Having said all that I suddenly think that Goody being the obvious dufus that she is is probably being milked by a ton of other parasites into her grave.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Feb 27, 2009 13:59

DBSnappa wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

Grim... wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

TAKE NOTE JADE GOODY! THAT IS CALLED 'DIGNITY' YOU HATCHET FACED WHORE!

Post of the mother-fucking year.

Ak! My praise is withdrawn, as it turns out that Wendy Richard also got married in a rush, and sold the photo rights to OK magazine.

Really? I should have found this out before replicating the quote all over the internets...

Aw, c'mon, Wendy Richards was a hard working permanently employed and capable actress who probably got paid a fraction of whatever non-entity tabloid trout got paid, who made all her money out of being a talent free side show freak.

It's still the same thing, though - the money isn't really important.

DBSnappa wrote:

Having said all that I suddenly think that Goody being the obvious dufus that she is is probably being milked by a ton of other parasites into her grave.

Her husband, for one. Fuck, I'd happily marry her for a month if I got all her cash.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Feb 27, 2009 14:04

He's not getting her cash. She's leaving it all to her children.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49233

She doesn't actually get to do that.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Feb 27, 2009 14:13

Even if it's in her will?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49233

myp wrote:

Even if it's in her will?

If you die first, all your assets automatically transfer to your spouse, and your will is null and void. That's my understanding, at least.

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Fri Feb 27, 2009 14:20

DBSnappa wrote:

Having said all that I suddenly think that Goody being the obvious dufus that she is is probably being milked by a ton of other parasites into her grave.

Her husband, for one. Fuck, I'd happily marry her for a month if I got all her cash.[/quote]

You have no dignity and too much money already, but don't let that get in the way of marrying some thick munter

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49233

Huh, I appear to be totally wrong.

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Fri Feb 27, 2009 14:21

Craster wrote:

myp wrote:

Even if it's in her will?

If you die first, all your assets automatically transfer to your spouse, and your will is null and void. That's my understanding, at least.

That can't be right can it?

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Feb 27, 2009 14:22

Craster wrote:

Huh, I appear to be totally wrong.

You're just covering for Mr Chris until he gets back.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Feb 27, 2009 14:23

Curiosity wrote:

Craster wrote:

Huh, I appear to be totally wrong.

You're just covering for Mr Chris until he gets back.

Makes a change from covering Mr Chris.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38533

I thought the spouse could veto the will and claim assets. But I'm sure Goody's taken care of her husband in the will (or asked her law-talking guy to do it)

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Feb 27, 2009 14:26

Doesn't matter if he gets any of Jades money anyway. He'll be all over TV and selling his story to the rags.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Feb 27, 2009 14:37

Craster wrote:

Huh, I appear to be totally wrong.

Yeah, you are. Wrongoloid.

Shin · **Posted:** Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:00

Sad Wendy as gone is I did like her

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Shin wrote:

Sad Wendy as gone is I did like her

Nobody else did. Cue Popbitch:

Quote:

Wizened and bitter, Wendy Richard was one of the most-hated figures on the EastEnders set - when she announced she was quitting, some of the cast and crew threw a party to which she wasn't invited. In return, she famously had barely a single good word to say about any of her colleagues.

2001: "I picked her up from the studio one day and she had this huge smile on her face. I asked her why she was so happy and she explained that she'd shot a scene where Pauline Fowler had to hit Arthur with a pan. But she'd done it harder than she was supposed to and gave him a good whack for real. She hated him with a passion." - Wendy Richard's ex, Paul Glorney, News of the World.

2009: "I am very, very saddened at this news. Wendy and I worked together for 11 years and in all that time never quarrelled, we were both totally professional and I am truly saddened to hear this news." - Bill Treacher

2004: Leslie Grantham: "You never know who to trust. I get on with the girl who plays Sharon, the bloke who plays my son... but also lots are wankers."
Reporter: "Who are the worst wankers?"
LG: "Probably half the cast... Pauline... Shane Richie... Sam Mitchell." - The People

2009: "It's a sad day. Wendy was a great actress and a great friend. What she achieved showed just what a tremendous lady she was." - Leslie Grantham

LewieP · **Joined:** 29th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 7600

There should be a Jade Goody live autopsy.

MaliA · **Posted:** Sat Feb 28, 2009 21:13

I would never consider popbitch as a reliable source.

myp · **Posted:** Sun Mar 01, 2009 10:31

LewieP wrote:

There should be a Jade Goody live autopsy.

Yeah, they might find out what's killing her that way.

Shin · **Posted:** Sun Mar 01, 2009 12:57

chinnyhill10 wrote:

Shin wrote:

Sad Wendy as gone is I did like her

Nobody else did. Cue Popbitch:

Obviously noone else did. I rarely consider pop bitch to be a reliable source of information to be honest. It's just useless, vindictive prattle

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

sinister agent wrote:

Making money off a pretend wedding is something I would probably do under the right circumstances. Making money off dying, though, isn't. Especially if I already had loads.

I fucking would, if it would provide for my kids. I'm going to be *dead* shortly, so I may as well get some thick fuckers to give my kids money out of it.

Craster and one or two others - you're as wrong as can be. Wills are not overridden by getting married, you utter dunces. If you die without a will, your spouse gets half or so. If you die *with* a will, the will stands notwithstanding what page 3 girl you've married in the meantime.

Fucking hell, the general ignorance of how our legal system works is sometimes quite frightening.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sun Mar 01, 2009 23:22

Thats why you lawyers get to be so overpaid though dude

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

There you go, see. If the rest of you were interested in self-improvement you could do away with us

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