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Author:  tomoconnor [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:39 ]
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Are you a sardine?

Author:  MaliA [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:40 ]
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I'm a 200 foot long robot that can change into a nuclear submarine with lasers for eyes and rocket launchers for hands.

Author:  kalmar [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:40 ]
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Author:  myp [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:41 ]
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tomoconnor wrote:
Are you a sardine?


Nope. Pilchard.

Author:  kalmar [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:41 ]
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myp wrote:
tomoconnor wrote:
Are you a sardine?


Nope. Pilchard.


Breem more like.

Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:42 ]
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No. But I'm covered from head to toe in cheap tomato sauce and I smell of fish.

Author:  MrChris [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:43 ]
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Ah, you took the whitebait.

Author:  Curiosity [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:44 ]
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I loved you in 'Cross Wits'.

Author:  kalmar [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:46 ]
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Mr Chris wrote:
Ah, you took the whitebait.


You mean this is all a cod?

Author:  DavPaz [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:47 ]
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christ, fish puns in 2 threads at one. I love this plaice

Author:  myp [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:48 ]
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DavPaz wrote:
christ, fish puns in 2 threads at one. I love this plaice


*QI SIRENS*

Dolphins, porpoises and whales are mammals, not fish.

Author:  Zio [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:49 ]
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I do wish you lot would stop carping on.

Author:  DavPaz [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:52 ]
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get off your perch myp, you're getting tench-y

Author:  myp [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:52 ]
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DavPaz wrote:
tench-y


Out now.

Author:  DavPaz [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:53 ]
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myp wrote:
Out now.


What's out now?

Author:  Zio [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:53 ]
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myp wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
tench-y


Out now.


Sounds like you've haddock enough of these puns, Myp.

Author:  kalmar [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:55 ]
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DavPaz wrote:
myp wrote:
Out now.


What's out now?


He's about to attempt to krill you.

Author:  myp [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:56 ]
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You're all as thick as two short planktons.

Author:  kalmar [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:58 ]
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myp wrote:
You're all as thick as two short planktons.


That's it myp. Let the hake out.

Author:  Curiosity [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:59 ]
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kalmar wrote:
myp wrote:
You're all as thick as two short planktons.


That's it myp. Let the hake out.


Good grief, that's a terrible pun, kalamari

Author:  Bobbyaro [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:01 ]
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Curiosity wrote:
kalmar wrote:
myp wrote:
You're all as thick as two short planktons.


That's it myp. Let the hake out.


Good grief, that's a terrible pun, kalamari



That's Brill.

Author:  myp [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:02 ]
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We Love Kalamari! Don't we Curio?

Author:  MrChris [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:03 ]
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Don't make me get out the ban hammerhead.

Author:  Zio [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:03 ]
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Man, this thread has really hit the squids.

Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:05 ]
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You're all a bunch of %FISHPUN%

Author:  Curiosity [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:09 ]
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myp wrote:
We Love Kalamari! Don't we Curio?


Do we? Am I missing an in joke here?

Author:  Bobbyaro [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:13 ]
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I can see this thread is beginning to flounder. Eel get me coat.

Author:  myp [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:18 ]
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Curiosity wrote:
myp wrote:
We Love Kalamari! Don't we Curio?


Do we? Am I missing an in joke here?


You obviously don't know your quirky ball-rolling gather 'em ups.

Author:  Malabelm [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:18 ]
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tomoconnor wrote:
Are you a sardine?


Close! I am in oil, though.

Author:  kalmar [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:23 ]
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Curiosity wrote:
Am I missing an in joke here?


You have to really tuna in to catch all the in jokes.

Author:  Bobbyaro [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:48 ]
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Poor myp, he is always the halibut of all our jokes.

Author:  Curiosity [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 13:01 ]
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myp wrote:
Curiosity wrote:
myp wrote:
We Love Kalamari! Don't we Curio?


Do we? Am I missing an in joke here?


You obviously don't know your quirky ball-rolling gather 'em ups.


I do, I was just confused in that we'd already done kalamari, you rubbish punmeister.

Author:  myp [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 13:03 ]
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Yeah, but I did it in a different way; so I didn't have to blank out certain letters due to its shitness.

You shit.

Author:  Curiosity [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 13:03 ]
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myp wrote:
Yeah, but I did it in a different way; so I didn't have to blank out certain letters due to its shitness.

You shit.


Mine was better, rubbish copying person.

Author:  myp [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 13:04 ]
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Don't make me come over there and beat you.

Author:  Zio [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 13:09 ]
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Now now you two, no need to get so crabby! Though I have to say Myp, copying Curio's pun was a bit pikey.

Author:  GazChap [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 13:09 ]
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First thing that popped into my head was "I loved you in 'Cross Wits'" but Curio beat me to it, the filthy bast.

This thread is packed to the gills with puns, it's breaming with them.

Author:  kalmar [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 13:17 ]
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GazChap wrote:
First thing that popped into my head was "I loved you in 'Cross Wits'" but Curio beat me to it, the filthy bass.


FTFY

Author:  Shin [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 14:04 ]
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I miss a lot when i'm away, don't I?

*Thinks of fishy puns.............time ceases to exist*

Author:  Dudley [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 14:23 ]
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Shin wrote:
I miss a lot when i'm away, don't I?

*Thinks of fishy puns.............time ceases to exist*


I'm sure you cod if you really tried.

Author:  DavPaz [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 14:28 ]
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just SKATE over to the pet shop to get some ideas off the fish guy. His name is RAY I believe

Author:  Dudley [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 14:37 ]
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Oh you'll roe the day you made that pun.

Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 14:37 ]
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Pun involving kippers.

Author:  Shin [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 14:38 ]
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I'm newt so sure

EDIT: Oh ffs! that isn't a bastarding fish!!

Okay, okay...um....now I have frogger in my head

That's a brille idea Dav, i may just do sprat

Oh fuck it

Author:  Dudley [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 14:40 ]
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Toadally awesome shin.

Author:  kalmar [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 14:42 ]
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Dudley wrote:
I'm sure you cod if you really tried.


Get trout.

Author:  DavPaz [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 14:43 ]
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you may SPAWN a new breed of puns

Author:  Dudley [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 14:46 ]
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This is going to continue till we all croak isn't it?

Author:  DavPaz [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 14:46 ]
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not unless we all hop it, right now

Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Wed Jan 07, 2009 14:47 ]
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I'm ribbeting this thread already.

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