I saw Goatboy in a guitar shop over the weekend actually...
*'Um...I'm kinda having problems playing my guitar...'
*Added after as I found it amusing
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| Author: | GovernmentYard [ Sun Nov 09, 2008 14:50 ] |
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Mate gave me two hundred quid's worth of guitar. Tried to play it, couldn't strum/pick as I'd have liked. So I grew the nails on my right hand, the better for doing so. Now I can't type so well on keyboards, and typing on the Eee is impossible. Gah. |
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| Author: | sinister agent [ Sun Nov 09, 2008 14:58 ] |
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I think destroying a small building with explosives is the only reasonable way to go from there. |
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| Author: | GovernmentYard [ Sun Nov 09, 2008 16:00 ] |
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/me boots up Mercenaries |
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| Author: | SisterCheeba [ Sun Nov 09, 2008 18:30 ] |
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Goatboy wrote: Mate gave me two hundred quid's worth of guitar. Tried to play it, couldn't strum/pick as I'd have liked. So I grew the nails on my right hand, the better for doing so. Now I can't type so well on keyboards, and typing on the Eee is impossible. Gah. A mate of mine used to use a set of fingerpicks for that, seemed to work alright. Something like those might work as a compromise. I'm assuming you grew your fingers for classical-style stuff here, of course. Otherwise you should do fine with just a pick or short nails and a little more practice. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:42 ] |
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freddie krueger style glove? |
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| Author: | Shin [ Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:55 ] |
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I saw Goatboy in a guitar shop over the weekend actually... *'Um...I'm kinda having problems playing my guitar...' *Added after as I found it amusing |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:57 ] |
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| Author: | Shin [ Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:58 ] |
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Minging isn't it? The worst one is a womans toe nails (vomitus) I dislike feet in general, they are icky things! If anyone has played FF12 then it's like Frans feet!! UUUUUGH |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Mon Nov 10, 2008 12:04 ] |
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Someone link to Tree Man! |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Mon Nov 10, 2008 12:05 ] |
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Wait here it is, spoilered for gross-ness ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view! |
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| Author: | myp [ Mon Nov 10, 2008 14:29 ] |
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Unless you want to play folk or Spanish guitar, I'd suggest using a plectrum over long fingernails, any day. |
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| Author: | metalangel [ Mon Nov 10, 2008 14:32 ] |
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I remember we tried to play ukeleles in music class... but the teacher didn't give us picks, so we had to strum with the edge of our thumb... so an enormous blister developed, and was then torn asunder by the struming motion (matron) leaving just the agonised skin underneath. Also, you'll find that the letters on your keyboard keys will start to be scratched away. |
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| Author: | Ange [ Mon Nov 10, 2008 14:34 ] |
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Ugh the bloke who sits next to me at work plays guitar and has long fingernails on one hand. Please use a plectrum, men with long nails is just wrong-diddly-wrong. 
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Mon Nov 10, 2008 14:41 ] |
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I was watching Time Team on saturday morning (ROCK AND ROLL!!!) and one the hobbits that identifies stuff had a really long and pointy thumbnail. I reckon he used it for a coke spoon. |
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| Author: | Shin [ Mon Nov 10, 2008 16:13 ] |
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Ange wrote: Ugh the bloke who sits next to me at work plays guitar and has long fingernails on one hand. Please use a plectrum, men with long nails is just wrong-diddly-wrong. All of  it makes me feel a bit sick
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| Author: | MrChris [ Mon Nov 10, 2008 16:15 ] |
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davpaz wrote: Wait here it is, spoilered for gross-ness ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view! That's never real. |
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| Author: | Shin [ Mon Nov 10, 2008 16:16 ] |
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Watched a full-on documentary of it on tv-TRUFAX! It is very real and they were all warts in the end, just went a bit mental |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Mon Nov 10, 2008 16:27 ] |
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that's right. warts. eee-uw!
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| Author: | Shin [ Mon Nov 10, 2008 16:32 ] |
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I love watching things like that, odd bodies and the other prog's on tv |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Tue Nov 11, 2008 19:58 ] |
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Yeah, the poor bugger's immune system didn't want to counteract the wart virus, so it sort of went on a big mental sex binge. The "horns" on his hand actually had beetles living in them when they were cutting them off. |
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| Author: | Runcle [ Tue Nov 11, 2008 20:01 ] |
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what kind of ukulele you been playing? Ive got one and its not even slightly painful. |
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| Author: | Shin [ Tue Nov 11, 2008 20:05 ] |
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His weren't either he said, they were heavy as hell though and icky-nasty ones. 'When immune systems go bad!' |
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| Author: | Tmuk [ Tue Nov 11, 2008 21:54 ] |
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Dimrill wrote: Yeah, the poor bugger's immune system didn't want to counteract the wart virus, so it sort of went on a big mental sex binge. The "horns" on his hand actually had beetles living in them when they were cutting them off. I was wondering wart he had wrong with him. Goatboy - get one of those things for your forehead what disabled people type with, it'll look great with your long fingernails. |
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| Author: | GovernmentYard [ Wed Nov 12, 2008 9:31 ] |
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Shin wrote: 'When immune systems go bad!' 
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| Author: | GovernmentYard [ Wed Nov 12, 2008 9:32 ] |
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Tmuk wrote: Goatboy - get one of those things for your forehead what disabled people type with, it'll look great with your long fingernails. No room - already got a big cock sticking out of there 
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| Author: | myp [ Wed Nov 12, 2008 9:38 ] |
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We'll be under pressure to top that. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:12 ] |
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it'll take a kind of magic |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:15 ] |
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You bunch of fat-bottomed girls. |
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| Author: | Shin [ Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:25 ] |
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I beg your pardon! |
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| Author: | myp [ Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:28 ] |
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Chris, you're running headlong into trouble now. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:39 ] |
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You'd better want to ride your bicycle! but then again, who want's to live forever? |
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| Author: | GovernmentYard [ Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:48 ] |
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davpaz wrote: but then again, who want's to live forever? I've a friend with almost that exact same typo up her forearm. Very pretty artwork, but the fucking thing says Quote: Who dare's to love forever? which is a bit hilarious. Keeping a straight face is difficult every time I see it! Also the question makes no sense, it is impossible to love forever, due to mortality. |
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| Author: | myp [ Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:53 ] |
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You cunt's. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:03 ] |
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damn's! I'm usually so careful with my's catastrophe's! |
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| Author: | myp [ Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:07 ] |
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Apostrocalypse! |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:11 ] |
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*normal service will be resumed in 5...4...3...2...1... * Now I'm Here, I Want to Break Free, but everybody needs Somebody to Love, right guys? |
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| Author: | myp [ Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:15 ] |
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I think you're going slightly mad. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:16 ] |
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No, just a little Bohemian Rhapsody |
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| Author: | myp [ Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:17 ] |
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Out. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:17 ] |
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sorry  . I was just waiting for the hammer to fall on that one
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| Author: | Shin [ Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:46 ] |
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I thought someone said apostrophes then and I got all excited 
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:51 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Foiled again :( |
really? we were having a grammatical dong-dong, but we got back to queen song titles soon after. So another one bites the dust I'm afraid. ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' (you like that?) |
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| Author: | myp [ Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:52 ] |
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Yeah, that was ok. |
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| Author: | Shin [ Wed Nov 12, 2008 13:09 ] |
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davpaz wrote: ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' (you like that?) Shin porn-mm mmm mmm! I love my apostrophes! I've actually cut down on them a lot |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Wed Nov 12, 2008 13:17 ] |
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Shin wrote: Shin porn-mm mmm mmm! I love my apostrophes! Do they remind you of Kissy Kissy G-Units pecker? |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Wed Nov 12, 2008 13:21 ] |
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"G-Unit's pecker" surely? |
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| Author: | Shin [ Wed Nov 12, 2008 13:22 ] |
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davpaz wrote: "G-Unit's pecker" surely? Two of my favourite things in one post then *sigh* if only every day could be this great |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Wed Nov 12, 2008 13:28 ] |
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question... who or what is a G-Unit? |
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| Author: | myp [ Wed Nov 12, 2008 13:30 ] |
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It's usually on the shelf labelled 'Units D-K'. |
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| Author: | Myfinger [ Wed Nov 12, 2008 13:31 ] |
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Shin wrote: Shin porn-mm mmm mmm! I love my apostrophes! I've actually cut down on them a lot A ban on apostrophes is being proposed! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/newsnight/7724190.stm |
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