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Author:  Mimi [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:15 ]
Post subject:  Children
The Duggars announce that baby number 18 is on it's way!

What do you guys think of this?

This is pretty much how I feel about it:
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It's not so much that I think it is wrong, I just do not understand the motivation behind it. They use the older kids to look after the younger ones - pairing them up, because obviously there is no way that you could care for all of those children at once. s this fair on the older kids? They are also all home schooled, older children teaching younger ones.
Author:  myp [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:17 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children
It's so you can employ them all in your pub and make sure that you've locked up before it even opens.
Author:  MrChris [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:17 ]
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My god, Mr Duggar must have to pack her with playdough before he tries to stick it in.
Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:17 ]
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They're fucking insane and he needs it cutting off. That is all.
Author:  Mr Russell [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:18 ]
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Imagine the benefits they must be getting.
Author:  MrChris [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:18 ]
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Mr Russ wrote:
Imagine the benefits they must be getting.

It'd have to be a council mansion, ffs.
Author:  Cras [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:18 ]
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There was a thread last week about getting angry. Now I am angry. That is all.
Author:  Mimi [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:19 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children
Maybe they can pound you to death with fishcakes in an 18 vs Myoptika death match when you repeatedly tell them that they live somewhere that they don't?
Author:  Dimrill [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:19 ]
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I bet it's hanging like a balloon neck by now.
Author:  Mimi [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:19 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children
Dimrill wrote:
I bet it's hanging like a balloon neck by now.


Eh?
Author:  myp [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:19 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children
Like a wizard's sleeve.
Author:  MrChris [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:20 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children
Dimrill wrote:
I bet it's hanging like a balloon neck by now.

Indeed. Please see earlier comment re playdough which did not get the reaction I had hoped for.
Author:  Mimi [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:20 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children
Mr Russ wrote:
Imagine the benefits they must be getting.


I've been looking to see what benefits they might be getting but can't find any info. Look at the house in the first link - it is nothing short of amazing.
Author:  Cras [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:21 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children
Mimi wrote:
Dimrill wrote:
I bet it's hanging like a balloon neck by now.


Eh?


Erm. Inner...um...ladybits....um...descending....uh....um.
Author:  Shin [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:21 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children
It is wrong, they should be steralised. You should not make children look after children-it robs them of their childhood*. Stop having fucking kids you selfish assholes.

*First-hand knowledge. But, I did do it because I love my mother and she needed help, not because she had that many kids she now looks like a burlap sack
Author:  Mr Russell [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:22 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children
Dimrill wrote:
I bet it's hanging like a balloon neck by now.


Nah, they look like the majority of them were clones, or some sort of Airfix kit.
Author:  Dimrill [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:22 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children
Bad Shin! AUTUMNholes!
Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:22 ]
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Mr Chris wrote:
Dimrill wrote:
I bet it's hanging like a balloon neck by now.

Indeed. Please see earlier comment re playdough which did not get the reaction I had hoped for.

If it helps I did burst out laughing.

They're all religious nutters too, so the answer here is quite obvious. They're breeding an identi-cult.
Author:  myp [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:22 ]
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Mr Chris wrote:
Dimrill wrote:
I bet it's hanging like a balloon neck by now.

Indeed. Please see earlier comment re playdough which did not get the reaction I had hoped for.


It's because your fat fingers typed 'paydough'.
Author:  GazChap [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:22 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children
The fact that they've turned their apparently boundless quest for crotch-spawn into a WEBSITE amazes me.

And a book.

AND A TELEVISION SHOW.

Fucking hell, America.
Author:  myp [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:23 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children
Dimrill wrote:
Bad Shin! AUTUMNholes!


Looking forward to Autumnout 3?
Author:  MrChris [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:24 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children
myoptika wrote:
Mr Chris wrote:
Dimrill wrote:
I bet it's hanging like a balloon neck by now.

Indeed. Please see earlier comment re playdough which did not get the reaction I had hoped for.


It's because your fat fingers typed 'paydough'.

I just had my paycheque and was distracted. Shh.
Author:  Squirt [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:24 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children
They live in Arkansas, which I doubt has the most generous welfare system in the world.

Did you see the kids names?

Joshua, Jana, John-David , Jill, Jessa, Jinger, Joseph, Josiah, Joy-Anna, Jedidiah, Jeremiah, Jason, James, Justin, Jackson, Johannah, Jennifer.

That's just plain silly.
Author:  Dimrill [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:24 ]
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Not really. More looking forward to Autumn's Autumn.
Author:  myp [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:24 ]
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If you don't get the joke right first time, you get no kudos from me.
Author:  Dimrill [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:25 ]
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JINGER?! That's a game with wooden rectangles, isn't it
Author:  Cras [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:25 ]
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Wait, Jinger?


Wat?
Author:  Shin [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:26 ]
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JENGA
Author:  myp [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:26 ]
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Jt jakes jerfect jense jo je.
Author:  Mimi [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:26 ]
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Craster wrote:
Mimi wrote:
Dimrill wrote:
I bet it's hanging like a balloon neck by now.


Eh?


Erm. Inner...um...ladybits....um...descending....uh....um.


?:| Descending? Actually, don't tell me, I do not want to know.
Author:  Mr Russell [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:26 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children
Squirt wrote:
Jedidiah


Someone had a typo in their copy of the bible?
Author:  Mr Russell [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:27 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children
Mimi wrote:
Craster wrote:
Mimi wrote:
Dimrill wrote:
I bet it's hanging like a balloon neck by now.


Eh?


Erm. Inner...um...ladybits....um...descending....uh....um.


?:| Descending? Actually, don't tell me, I do not want to know.


But I bet your subconscious mind is working overtime trying to figure it out.
Author:  Malc [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:29 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children
So, if 18 is too many, what is a good limit for a maximum? 10? 5? 2? 0?

Malc
Author:  Shin [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:29 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children
I have awful images of a prolapse in my mind
Author:  Mr Russell [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:30 ]
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Spinglo Sponglo! wrote:
So, if 18 is too many, what is a good limit for a maximum? 10? 5? 2? 0?

Malc


As many as you can fit in a car on your way to the funfair.
Author:  MrChris [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:30 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children
Spinglo Sponglo! wrote:
So, if 18 is too many, what is a good limit for a maximum? 10? 5? 2? 0?

Malc

2. We should not be increasing the population size anyway, so replacement level is as much as people should be allowed.

Of course capitalism says "Oi! No! We need growth!", but there we are.
Author:  Malc [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:31 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children
Shin wrote:
I have awful images of a prolapse in my mind


My Five year old's friend is prone to prolapse. Imagine how scary that must be, experiencing that at 5 years old! :(

Malc
Author:  Malc [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:32 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children
Mr Chris wrote:
Spinglo Sponglo! wrote:
So, if 18 is too many, what is a good limit for a maximum? 10? 5? 2? 0?

Malc

2. We should not be increasing the population size anyway, so replacement level is as much as people should be allowed.

Of course capitalism says "Oi! No! We need growth!", but there we are.



And how would you enforce that limit?

Malc
Author:  Shin [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:33 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children
Spinglo Sponglo! wrote:
Shin wrote:
I have awful images of a prolapse in my mind


My Five year old's friend is prone to prolapse. Imagine how scary that must be, experiencing that at 5 years old! :(

Malc


I can imagine it is. But they can ring the bowel nowadays
Author:  Plissken [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:33 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children
Never has the phrase "Jesus Fucking Christ" seemed more appropriate.
Author:  MrChris [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:34 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children
Spinglo Sponglo! wrote:
Mr Chris wrote:
Spinglo Sponglo! wrote:
So, if 18 is too many, what is a good limit for a maximum? 10? 5? 2? 0?

Malc

2. We should not be increasing the population size anyway, so replacement level is as much as people should be allowed.

Of course capitalism says "Oi! No! We need growth!", but there we are.



And how would you enforce that limit?

Malc


Everyone would be chemically sterilised, and would have to apply for a parenting licence in order to have a child. This way you not only restrict the numbers, but you can also prevent potentially shit parents from having children.

Copyright on this idea is Craster's, obviously. Or so he claims.
Author:  Mimi [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:34 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children
Mr Russ wrote:
Mimi wrote:
Craster wrote:
Mimi wrote:
Dimrill wrote:
I bet it's hanging like a balloon neck by now.


Eh?


Erm. Inner...um...ladybits....um...descending....uh....um.


?:| Descending? Actually, don't tell me, I do not want to know.


But I bet your subconscious mind is working overtime trying to figure it out.


No - I can kind of think what you mean, but... Ack... If the inner if the vagina ends up on the outside somehow - well, how? It must be 'attached' to something up there! I mean, I know that some people say women get 'looser' after childbirth... Hold on! No - I remember - I saw on TV once, a woman went to the doctor and said she could 'see' something 'hanging down' when she looked between her legs - I was looking away but Craig shouted 'argh', and may actually have covered my eyes :D Still, I don't quite understand, but probably for the best.

At five, Malc? No, I have no idea ?:| So it's not as a result of childbirth, then? Crikey.
Author:  Shin [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:35 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children
Me and mum always said that there should be a thing where you have to be interviewed to have a child
Author:  Shin [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:36 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children
Oh hang on. The womb of the child Malc?! Christ! I thought we were on about the bowel for a second there-owch

Yeah, you don't have to have kids to have a prolapse in the bowel.

It's sad that I know a lot about these things really
Author:  Malc [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:37 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children
Mimi wrote:
At five, Malc? No, I have no idea ?:| So it's not as a result of childbirth, then? Crikey.


Ah, maybe I am confused. I thought prolapse was just an anus thing, didn't realise you could have vaginal prolapse.

Sebastian's friend is a boy.

Malc
Author:  MrChris [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:37 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children
Meems, with safesearch off, google image search for "vaginal prolapse". ;)
Author:  Mr Russell [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:38 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children
Your only problem would then be who gets to be on the judging panel for who is allowed to have children.
Author:  MrChris [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:38 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children
Me and Craster. Job done.
Author:  Shin [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:38 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children
No, you can have both. Oh that's not as bad then Malc. He can get a ring for that now
Author:  Cras [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:39 ]
Post subject:  Re: Children
Shin wrote:
Me and mum always said that there should be a thing where you have to be interviewed to have a child


Of course there should. Using a gun or driving a car pales into insignificance compared to the potential capacity for damage to society of bringing in children to this world and failing to bring them up well. Of course, it's technically impossible to actually stop people breeding in a temporary fashion.
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