I'd certainly placed my winky inside a girl by age 10

"I was so excited, I almost dropped my skateboard."

I don't know of anyone else that "placed his winky inside a girl" by that age. Hell, I didn't manage it for 12 more years

I didn't manage it for 12 more years

Dude that must have chaffed.

Taught me some valuable life lessons, for sure.

The returns policy on Realdolls in non existant?

I'd like to hear more, because I'm baffled. Mind you, it's none of my business so don't feel compelled

Bollocks like watermelons.

FTFY.

Nah, it wasn't actually. We met online, we fell in love, decided to get married, she fell in love with another bloke she met online 2 years later, we split.

I was young and naive and thought that sex wasn't that important as long as we had each other. Utter betty.

You went two years without sex before getting divorced? Christ. I'd have called the lawyer after two months.

Sex education - we had sex education in third year junior school (so age 10). Do they not do that any more?

My aunt Agnus isn't on the net. I've met her. Does that count?

My aunt Agnus isn't on the net. I've met her. Does that count?

So did we, but it was periods and body hair, not shagging.

I was young and naive and thought that sex wasn't that important as long as we had each other. Utter bollocks.

Ours was about all that plus about what happens when you put your winky in a hoohoo. We all giggled.

You hear that, Kat? G-Unit needs his luvvin'!

So they told you about periods without explaining what they were related to? How the fuck did they do that? "You girls will bleed once a month. This is because you are FILTHY EVIL WHORES. Questions?"

And yet most of us have stumbled on through without either getting knocked up or knocking up somebody, so really education can't be the only factor in not being a promiscuous, stupid shitface.

Further investigation required.

Although thinking about it.... what happens when you're with a psycho gf who lies about being on the pill and then tries to trap you into the relationship by getting deliberately pregnant? See now, you could forgive a person for that, right?

I know someone who did this.

Me too, although the poor chap didn't realise she was a lying fucking cunt at the time, and has since become bitter and angry as a result.

I wonder if it will give one day or if they end up loving each other to the end after sticking it out?

All I learned from school was that sex education meant playing frisbee on a beach, naked, with your family.

The man in the instance I am talking about us a very religious type who went against his very strict religious 'no sex before marriage' rule. The girl was looking for a quick and failsafe way to a husband and baby, and got it.

They are still married to each other, but they are not very suited to each other, but his morals and her desperation to be a wife and mother bind them together pretty strongly.

I wonder if it will give one day or if they end up loving each other to the end after sticking it out?