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Author:  MaliA [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:16 ]
Post subject:  I have found a job

Friends Wanted.

Quote:
The ambitious wannabes will share a house and will gradually be eliminated until one of them will be inaugurated as Paris Hilton’s New Best Friend.

If you think you've got what it takes and are between 18 and 28 years olds, email [email protected] for an application form.


Can't see this failing, to be honest.

Author:  Curiosity [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 10:07 ]
Post subject:  Re: I have found a job

Make sure you include the picture of the polar bear

Author:  chinnyhill10 [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 10:18 ]
Post subject:  Re: I have found a job

MaliA wrote:
Friends Wanted.

Quote:
The ambitious wannabes will share a house and will gradually be eliminated until one of them will be inaugurated as Paris Hilton’s New Best Friend.

If you think you've got what it takes and are between 18 and 28 years olds, email [email protected] for an application form.


Can't see this failing, to be honest.


Let's get CG to apply! He can take his chainsaw and everything.

Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 10:21 ]
Post subject:  Re: I have found a job

Image

Author:  metalangel [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 10:26 ]
Post subject:  Re: I have found a job

Nice, but I'd rather be her friend-with-benefits.

Author:  Kern [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 10:27 ]
Post subject:  Re: I have found a job

Would the 'best friend' role be reciprocated? Or is it merely one-way?

[EDIT: K considers asking his current friends to re-apply for their roles]

Author:  Cras [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 11:10 ]
Post subject:  Re: I have found a job

A proper old-school fire and brimstone preacher needs to win this.

"What shall we do today, Jimmy?"

"We must walk barefooted to a wind-blasted hillside, tear asunder our overgarments, and flagellate ourselves! Only through suffering can you repent of your sins, vile harlot!"

Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 11:12 ]
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Craster wrote:
We must walk barefooted to a wind-blasted hillside, tear asunder our overgarments, and flagellate ourselves!
Surely if she's repenting she should be doing the opposite of getting naked and whipped?

Author:  ElephantBanjoGnome [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 11:20 ]
Post subject:  Re: I have found a job

I think I can solve this one.

Image

Image

The resemblance is just uncanny.

Author:  Plissken [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 11:56 ]
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Nice to see that Ofcom allowing ITV to drop childrens telly and regional stuff was well worth it.

Author:  sinister agent [ Thu Aug 21, 2008 14:37 ]
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Plissken wrote:
Nice to see that Ofcom allowing ITV to drop childrens telly and regional stuff was well worth it.


I think that was an act of mercy for the sake of the kids, to be honest.

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