"Sleeping With The Enemy"
An Arsenal supporter?
[Shudders]
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| Author: | CUS [ Thu Jul 31, 2008 22:23 ] |
| Post subject: | Sleeping With The Enemy |
For the last month now, I've had a Davydd Grimm living with me! In fact, specifically, D. Grimm and I are living together as An Gay Couple. I even have papers to prove this and everything. What's the stupidest/weirdest house-mate that YOU have ever had? |
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| Author: | Da5e [ Thu Jul 31, 2008 23:55 ] |
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CUS wrote: For the last month now, I've had a Davydd Grimm living with me! Erm, what? Me? I don't mean to alarm you, but I'm staying at my sister's in Cumbria atm... |
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| Author: | Runcle [ Fri Aug 01, 2008 0:04 ] |
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whos at CUS's house then? |
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| Author: | Da5e [ Fri Aug 01, 2008 0:16 ] |
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Dunno, mate, but it isn't me. |
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| Author: | chinnyhill10 [ Fri Aug 01, 2008 0:53 ] |
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"Sleeping With The Enemy" An Arsenal supporter? [Shudders] |
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| Author: | AceAceBaby [ Fri Aug 01, 2008 4:41 ] |
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CUS GET OUT OF THE HOUSE DON'T RUN UPSTAIRS |
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| Author: | CUS [ Fri Aug 01, 2008 10:37 ] |
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Davydd Grimm wrote: CUS wrote: For the last month now, I've had a Davydd Grimm living with me! Erm, what? Me? I don't mean to alarm you, but I'm staying at my sister's in Cumbria atm... PM ME NOW. I WILL ALSO PM YOU TO TELL YOU THIS. URGENT. |
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| Author: | sinister agent [ Fri Aug 01, 2008 10:39 ] |
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Oooh, CUS is Dyfffyd's sister? |
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| Author: | LaceSensor [ Fri Aug 01, 2008 14:17 ] |
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so...who has CUS been living with then if it wasnt the real Davydd Grimm? |
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| Author: | CUS [ Fri Aug 01, 2008 14:37 ] |
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LaceSensor wrote: so...who has CUS been living with then if it wasnt the real Davydd Grimm? That's what I'd really like to know  I didn't see him last night or this morning. Erm, wish me luck tonight, I've got a horrible feeling that I've been an awful mistake.
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| Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Fri Aug 01, 2008 14:45 ] |
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CUS wrote: I've got a horrible feeling that I've been an awful mistake. What a great Freudian slip.Joking aside though, what exactly is going on?!? |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Fri Aug 01, 2008 14:46 ] |
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Myoptika's moved in pretending to be D. Grimm? |
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| Author: | CUS [ Fri Aug 01, 2008 14:58 ] |
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Mr Chris wrote: Myoptika's moved in pretending to be D. Grimm? This isn't funny. Why myoptika? |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Fri Aug 01, 2008 15:15 ] |
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Actually, if this is all true, I think you'll find (well, not you, obviously, because if it's true it would be quite understandably terrifying for you. But "one" will, at least) that it's the funniest thing that's ever happened ever anywhere ever. And why *not* myoptika, eh? I've heard he's clean, and smells comparatively pleasant. The two prerequisites for any flatmate. Well, them and not being an axe-wielding maniac or a gay rapist, but the smell thing comes first. |
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| Author: | AceAceBaby [ Fri Aug 01, 2008 15:16 ] |
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CUS, I'm glad you haven't been fed your own penis and murdered in a freakish cannibal homosexual predator fashion. Or HAVE YOU? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH CUS? |
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| Author: | Dudley [ Fri Aug 01, 2008 15:18 ] |
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AceAceBaby wrote: CUS, I'm glad you haven't been fed your own penis and murdered in a freakish cannibal homosexual predator fashion. I'm slightly worried you consider this the most likely occurrence. |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Fri Aug 01, 2008 15:19 ] |
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He's won the rights to stop people making films about him, that penis-eating cannibal German chap. So can make a film himself. Entirely unrelatedly, like. |
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| Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Fri Aug 01, 2008 15:21 ] |
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Saying you will move in with someone off the internet and then actually sending a mate of yours instead as an imposter would be an ace, if somewhat elaborate, practical joke, |
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| Author: | LaceSensor [ Fri Aug 01, 2008 15:33 ] |
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@CG: GARY! |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Fri Aug 01, 2008 15:35 ] |
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So what's going on CUS? Did you leave your winky recipe book out on the coffee table, or just fall asleep in Davyds bed wearing his thong? |
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| Author: | ElephantBanjoGnome [ Fri Aug 01, 2008 15:42 ] |
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LaceSensor wrote: @CG: GARY! Still not funny, dick. |
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| Author: | CUS [ Fri Aug 01, 2008 15:47 ] |
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richardgaywood wrote: Saying you will move in with someone off the internet and then actually sending a mate of yours instead as an imposter would be an ace, if somewhat elaborate, practical joke, It would be, and it'd be brilliant and hilarious if that wasn't apparently happening to me. Erm. It's a good thing I'm working from home today. I'll see what the fuck is going on this evening... erm, I might PM a couple of you with my mobile number... 
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| Author: | MrChris [ Fri Aug 01, 2008 15:48 ] |
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CUS - have you checked that nothing of yours is missing? Stuff, I mean, not penis. |
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| Author: | CUS [ Fri Aug 01, 2008 15:53 ] |
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Nothing obvious, no. But I've not been that long moved in, and I've still got boxes of crap all over the place - Dimrill will attest to my somewhat tramp-like approach to furniture and storage. I've got full contents insurance, and all my personal, private stuff is either stored elsewhere or just obscurely hidden but... still. "Hey, at least I don't have anything valuable or worth stealing, right?" |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Fri Aug 01, 2008 15:54 ] |
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WTF! Someone has posed as Mr Grimm and has been living with you for a month! |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Fri Aug 01, 2008 15:54 ] |
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I'd get a mate round before the bloke comes back, if it were me. I mean, if it were me who discovered I have a random stranger living with me. Not "if it were me living with you". It isn't, for the record. |
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| Author: | ElephantBanjoGnome [ Fri Aug 01, 2008 15:58 ] |
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I think we need a chronology of how this all came about, CUS, in case it becomes relevant later. |
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| Author: | CUS [ Fri Aug 01, 2008 15:58 ] |
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Zardoz wrote: WTF! Someone has posed as Mr Grimm and has been living with you for a month! Um. Not just living.
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| Author: | MrChris [ Fri Aug 01, 2008 16:00 ] |
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CUS wrote: Zardoz wrote: WTF! Someone has posed as Mr Grimm and has been living with you for a month! Um. Not just living. Aaaah. I see. This was a very good wind-up, then. I'd say "pics or it didn't happen" but Craster may explode. |
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| Author: | ElephantBanjoGnome [ Fri Aug 01, 2008 16:02 ] |
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I am confused and require further details. |
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| Author: | Malabelm [ Fri Aug 01, 2008 16:05 ] |
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I'm amused at the idea of someone living with you for a month, then turning out to NOT be the random guy off the internet is somehow threatening. |
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| Author: | CUS [ Fri Aug 01, 2008 16:05 ] |
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Mr Chris wrote: I'd say "pics or it didn't happen" but Craster may explode. Um. I don't really have much of a sense of humour at the moment sorry. This is why I have posted saying I can't go to Nottingham. I'm scared to leave the house now, just in case. Look. "My girlfriend lives in America" And I've just REMOVED MY BEARD, before announcing that... well, see the thread title. Please. Don't make jokes. I don't know what to do. |
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| Author: | ElephantBanjoGnome [ Fri Aug 01, 2008 16:06 ] |
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ComicalGnomes wrote: I think we need a chronology of how this all came about, CUS, in case it becomes relevant later.
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| Author: | Zio [ Fri Aug 01, 2008 16:07 ] |
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This is all real, right? This feels like one of those horrible moments in the pub, where a mate tells me some totally unbeliveable bollocks of a story and just as I'm starting to believe it they all point at me and call me a gullible knob. You've all had this happen to you in the past, right? Right? Edit: Ah! A load more posts have happened since starting to type the above - I had to go and do something halfway through typing. So I retract all of the above before I get everyone point at me and call me a gullible knob, as this very clearly is now a wind-up type situation. Kthnx! |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Fri Aug 01, 2008 16:08 ] |
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Are you just really, really bored today, mate? |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Fri Aug 01, 2008 16:09 ] |
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richardgaywood wrote: Craig wrote: Grim, are you sure you aren't confusing your life with an episode of Friends? Would that mean Mimi is Phoebe, umm, other beex people are other Friends characters (someone fill in this blank with comedy please) and Stu is Ugly Naked Guy?Hehe, why am I Phoebe?  Boys at school used to call me Phoebe, too.How long have you been living with fake Davydd, CUS? |
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| Author: | Craig [ Fri Aug 01, 2008 16:12 ] |
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Grim... wrote: Craster wrote: Grim... wrote: Only if I could have a crack at Janice. I really hope that by 'crack' you mean swift left hook. I want to know what she sounds like when she comes. I guess you could always rent the room next to her. What is going on CUS? |
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| Author: | AceAceBaby [ Fri Aug 01, 2008 16:15 ] |
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CUS GET OUT OF THE HOUSE! DON'T RUN UPSTAIRS! |
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| Author: | NervousPete [ Fri Aug 01, 2008 16:29 ] |
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Crumbs, CUS, if your story-be-true and not entertaining fabrication (and knowing the strange world of the lives of BETEO people and the vibe I'm getting I'm leaning towards alarmingly true) then I hope this is resolved in a markedly straightforward and amicable way tonight - possibly with your strange mystery housemate pulling down a fake beard Beadle style or something. Or maybe not. I've no idea what's going on really, I'm rambling. Anyway, take care CUS mate and I hope things don't get too weird for you. I'm off to the cinema now and a friend's later so I won't be posting tonight, but good luck with your life-plot-twist/entertaining-jibe. Seriously. 
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| Author: | MrChris [ Fri Aug 01, 2008 16:30 ] |
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Is Daffyd happy with the implication that he's in the gays? I thought he was be-girlfriended. |
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| Author: | SisterCheeba [ Fri Aug 01, 2008 16:43 ] |
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I'm a little stumped. I thought all you bezzie types chatted on XBL every week, wouldn't you know if it didn't even sound or act like him? Presuming he has a mic etc. And surely there would have been some contact through the board before you, y'know, moved in with him. Then again, I may be missing some crucially important details here, so disregard if necessary. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Fri Aug 01, 2008 17:01 ] |
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CUS keeps his volume down. That'll learn him! |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Fri Aug 01, 2008 17:04 ] |
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SisterCheeba wrote: Then again, I may be missing some crucially important details here, so disregard if necessary. Like it being a massive wind up, you mean? 
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| Author: | MrChris [ Fri Aug 01, 2008 21:31 ] |
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d n i w |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Sat Aug 02, 2008 16:06 ] |
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Has CUS been around today? Hope he's OK  Is there any way of checking? |
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| Author: | Mr Russell [ Sat Aug 02, 2008 16:34 ] |
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He's not been posting today. Can't tell if he's logged on or not though. As far as I can tell, he posted to tell us he'd been living with a man he believed to be Dayvvd Grimm as a gay couple for a month, and then got alarmed when it wasn't the person he thought it was. 1) He didn't mention living with Grimm before, gay couple or not. 2) This smacks of weirdness. 3) If it wasn't a wind-up he'd have been more forthcoming with details, I'm sure. |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Sat Aug 02, 2008 17:11 ] |
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 Er, was he suggesting that he and Davyyd were lovers, then? Well, whatever it is it's weird. Either way, I hope you're OK, CUS. Drop us all a line when you can. |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Sat Aug 02, 2008 17:12 ] |
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CUS wrote: For the last month now, I've had a Davydd Grimm living with me! In fact, specifically, D. Grimm and I are living together as An Gay Couple. Oh yeah. Who knows what's going on? |
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| Author: | Mr Russell [ Sat Aug 02, 2008 17:33 ] |
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It's the start of a glorious breakdown. |
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| Author: | CUS [ Sat Aug 02, 2008 20:49 ] |
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Mr Russ wrote: It's the start of a glorious breakdown. No, YOUR face is. I have been offline for most of today due to having no electricity on the street, due to mystery. Thank-you to those who have not immediately assumed that this is 'oh, just another example of that CUS being the same lying weird twat he always he is'. The truth is rather more complicated. I haven't posted every single little last detail about this 'situation' for the exact same reason that Sinister Agent did not previously, when he had an, er, gayness-related problem. You don't know who's going to read it. Thanks to those who've been unsurprisingly homophobic and/or inclined to believe the worst (of me) - truly, you are the worst of us. For the time being, I've not 'said anything'. I'm currently double-checking where I stand with my insurance, my rent contract etc. I'm sure you'd do the same - I need to also arrange, should things look to go particularly sour with myself and my 'house-mate', for someone to basically be here during the periods when I have to go into the office, in case of basically a van turning up whilst I'm away, and emptying my house into before speeding off into mystery. This, plus a load of money worries that have arrived this week, so I'm very much distracted and uncertain at the moment, about 'going forward' with this all. Those who have extended worry, sympathy or offers to help - a genuine thank-you. You are the best of us. Far better than I. |
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