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MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Oct 16, 2015 16:05

On our way as soon as The Child looks the other way see you c5.20

GazChap · **Posted:** Fri Oct 16, 2015 16:28

We'll be leaving Shrewsbury at 5.30 on the dot, aiming to be there for 7pm.

Does rather rely on me not running out of electrons before we get there, though...

Jem · **Posted:** Fri Oct 16, 2015 16:40

"5:30 on the dot" in Gaz speak actually means "5:3-oh wait let me just reply to this email... shit is it that time already?"

:DD

Morte · **Posted:** Fri Oct 16, 2015 17:29

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Myp getting a bit of help.

I see Myp has gone for the 19th Century Anarchist look.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38524

Jem wrote:

"5:30 on the dot" in Gaz speak actually means "5:3-oh wait let me just reply to this email... shit is it that time already?"

:DD

Can the starship Gareth not reply to emails for him? And if not, why not?

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Fri Oct 16, 2015 17:42

Saturnalian wrote:

There are dogs at the shindig!?

Yup, the owners have a couple. There is lots of land, you should bring yours.

flis · **Joined:** 26th May, 2008 **Posts:** 3333

I wish I could come

Have fun guys!

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Fri Oct 16, 2015 18:39

flis wrote:

I wish I could come

Have fun guys!

You can! Join us.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Fri Oct 16, 2015 19:43

£170 pizza order.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Fri Oct 16, 2015 19:46

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

£170 pizza order.

Sorry. £340.

?:|

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38524

*takes drink*

*spits mouthful*

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

That's got to be what, 30 pizzas?

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Oct 16, 2015 20:47

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

That's got to be what, 30 pizzas?

You'd know if you were here.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32621

Curiosity wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

That's got to be what, 30 pizzas?

You'd know if you were here.

BURN

GazChap · **Posted:** Sat Oct 17, 2015 8:24

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

That's got to be what, 30 pizzas?

It's bloody Dominos, it gets us a chicken nugget and half an over ripe tomato.

(And no cheese)

Cavey · **Posted:** Sat Oct 17, 2015 13:00

Main engine start mofos

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32621

Oops.

MaliA · **Posted:** Sat Oct 17, 2015 23:09

One of these people might be the detective. They know who is who.

MaliA · **Posted:** Sat Oct 17, 2015 23:15

MaliA wrote:

One of these people might be the detective. They know who is who.

This was only 1/3 as amazing as it got

TheVision · **Posted:** Sun Oct 18, 2015 9:36

I should have come to this because not only do I live pizza but I'm having a shit weekend so far.

I say this most years but... Maybe next year?

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32621

Sunday morning interim cleanup folks!

Get up and help. Particularly if you're going home today and so won't be around to help during the Full On Battlestations Cleanup (We Want To Come Back Next Year) tomorrow.

MaliA · **Posted:** Sun Oct 18, 2015 13:10

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Sunday morning interim cleanup folks!

Get up and help. Particularly if you're going home today and so won't be around to help during the Full On Battlestations Cleanup (We Want To Come Back Next Year) tomorrow.

Mali clean.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49233

TheVision wrote:

I should have come to this because not only do I live pizza but I'm having a shit weekend so far.

I say this most years but... Maybe next year?

Evian - live pizza.

You should come, yes!

Curiosity · **Posted:** Sun Oct 18, 2015 14:31

SINGHAM![

MaliA · **Posted:** Sun Oct 18, 2015 16:10

Logistical Oversight:

Play this card when MrsA removes Mali from the cottage. Player Charcter Myp can safeguard the cardboard box of MaliAle and the pair of women's boots by the conservatory doors until MaliA swings by to collect from Myp's gaff. Player Character Myp gains +2 Influence. Player Character MaliA loses second half of Singham.

MaliA · **Posted:** Sun Oct 18, 2015 16:32

Had another brilliant time. Thanks call!
Rich, you have to put the battery back!

Kern · **Posted:** Sun Oct 18, 2015 17:18

Thanks everyone for another great weekend. The less said about Tracy Beaker and leather daddies the better though.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32621

WE BEAT XCOM!

The Egg · **Joined:** 16th Aug, 2008 **Posts:** 412

Home safe and sound. Thanks for another great weekend guys.

myp · **Posted:** Mon Oct 19, 2015 2:19

I don't want to go home.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49233

You're not allowed to, Peon.

GazChap · **Posted:** Mon Oct 19, 2015 9:26

If myp's still alive, then I guess Cras won at last night's poker game?

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32621

Cottage rocks.

Leaving cottage sucks.

Edit -- although thanks to everyone who did some tidying before leaving yesterday; the Monday Morning Cleanup Apocalypse has been considerably less stressful than in previous years!

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Oct 19, 2015 9:57

GazChap wrote:

If myp's still alive, then I guess Cras won at last night's poker game?

Myp outlasted Cras, but thankfully I won

Cavey · **Posted:** Mon Oct 19, 2015 10:03

Thanks for fun afternoon guys, it was great to see you.

Loved playing 'Team Corbyn' at pool!

Cavey

GazChap · **Posted:** Mon Oct 19, 2015 10:28

Curiosity wrote:

GazChap wrote:

If myp's still alive, then I guess Cras won at last night's poker game?

Myp outlasted Cras, but thankfully I won

Two nights on the trot? Damn, remind me not to play you at poker again

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Oct 19, 2015 10:29

A great time as always. Lovely to see you all, especially those who popped in to see us on the Saturday (Saturnalian, Cavey, Mimi/Russ/Darwin).

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Oct 19, 2015 10:29

GazChap wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

GazChap wrote:

If myp's still alive, then I guess Cras won at last night's poker game?

Myp outlasted Cras, but thankfully I won

Two nights on the trot? Damn, remind me not to play you at poker again

Oh sorry, we didn't play poker last night.

We played THE GREAT DALMUTI!

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32621

Curiosity wrote:

We played THE GREAT DALMUTI!

Tied with XCOM for Game Of The Cottage 2015 for me.

myp · **Posted:** Mon Oct 19, 2015 11:01

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

We played THE GREAT DALMUTI!

Tied with XCOM for Game Of The Cottage 2015 for me.

Incredible scenes.

I am home! The one event of the Beex year when I can feel smug at the short travel time.

Love you all. Same time next year?

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14388

It was great to see some (lightly sozzled) faces. Thanks to Curio for inviting me and to everyone for being so welcoming.

Apologises if I missed saying bye to anyone after Mafiascum (which was hilarious by the way) as people had dispersed around the cottage.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49233

Really glad you made it along, mate. Fantastic to see everyone - hope we can arrange something soon for those that couldn't make it.

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8648

Cras wrote:

Really glad you made it along, mate. Fantastic to see everyone - hope we can arrange something soon for those that couldn't make it.

But also those that could, right?
Fantastic weekend, I'm just going to try and slowly prepare for heading back to normality while smiling at all of this year's highlights.
Already looking forwards to Grim and Myp being at the opposite ends of the hierarchy again next year.

GazChap · **Posted:** Mon Oct 19, 2015 12:10

Cheers all for the super weekend - again

I've realised that next year, Jem and I are flying back from Vegas on the Friday (assuming that Co77age is on the 14th/15th/16th weekend) and arrive in Manchester at 8am on the Saturday, so we should still be able to make it - just not for the Friday evening.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Mon Oct 19, 2015 12:15

GazChap wrote:

Cheers all for the super weekend - again

I've realised that next year, Jem and I are flying back from Vegas on the Friday (assuming that Co77age is on the 14th/15th/16th weekend) and arrive in Manchester at 8am on the Saturday, so we should still be able to make it - just not for the Friday evening.

S'alright, we're going for the week next year just to fit all the gaming in.

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8648

The highlights reel, as me and Gj try to remember them:

Kern struggling to get it up, then pumping harder until it exploded all over himself
The Mali mask
Mali and his luft-jaffa cakes
Kern, the sleeping policeman (credit to whoever said that).
"Armageddon all your chips"
Singham taking police brutality to a new level.
"Wrong end of the spoon, peon"

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8648

Oh, I forgot about "nope"
Both the PT version, and the exploding kittens one.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49233

Joans wrote:

"Wrong end of the spoon, peon"

Oh, so many times this.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32621

Joans wrote:

"Wrong end of the spoon, peon"

Credit to myp for not even hesitating -- he just flipped it around and kept eating.

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