Bits & Bobs 5

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Dec 09, 2008 14:53

davprezzie wrote:

It's not the same without you Shin

It really isn't.

Shin · **Posted:** Tue Dec 09, 2008 16:34

Oooh, I hate it when I think you guys are being nice because it's normally untrue :'(

myp · **Posted:** Tue Dec 09, 2008 16:40

*cackles manically*

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Manically or maniacally?

myp · **Posted:** Tue Dec 09, 2008 16:45

Whichever is the most comical/comedial.

Shin · **Posted:** Tue Dec 09, 2008 17:05

Goddess Jasmince Pie wrote:

Shinta Claus wrote:

:(

Shinta Claus has not much moneys this year and thusly cannot deliver lots of presents....will a toblerone help?

A ribbed Toberlerone?

Holy shit! I was sat there, bemused (as purr usual) and then I remembered! Birmingham! We were talking about toblerone breasts!! By god I knew there was something there...sorry-very slow today -_-; (more so than usual)

Oh and for some reason people wonder why I sometimes put a ; after my 'retarded' faces I draw-it's an anime style sweat drop

People probably wont care but...sod it

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Dec 09, 2008 17:06

no, it's a semi-colon.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Shinta Claus wrote:

That's not sweat, mate.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Blur to reunite!

Shame about the location, mind.

Runcle · **Posted:** Tue Dec 09, 2008 18:13

I know I'm proper excited, I wish I had more money though.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Dec 09, 2008 19:11

Eat you jackals EAT!

The Egg · **Joined:** 16th Aug, 2008 **Posts:** 412

Damon Albarn wrote:

I know I'm proper excited, I wish I had more money though.

Cynical FEEX

Runcle · **Posted:** Tue Dec 09, 2008 20:44

The Eggnog wrote:

Damon Albarn wrote:

I know I'm proper excited, I wish I had more money though.

Cynical FEEX

Silly me, I forgot I was Damon Albarn Im sure Ill be able to get a discount or something.

The Egg · **Joined:** 16th Aug, 2008 **Posts:** 412

Still it must have been nice touching that lovely lady from
Elastica!

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Dec 09, 2008 21:18

I just stuck a half a cherry tomato in each eye so I could walk out of the kitchen pretending to be a zombie, to make MrsA laugh. Turns out, it takes that exact distance/time for it to hurt like fucking fuck. So I all that came out of my mouth was "I'm an evil brain eating...FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK".

Shin · **Posted:** Tue Dec 09, 2008 21:55

I am hungry

tossrStu · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 1326

Commerical remake of Great Giana Sisters for the DS, anyone?

Shin · **Posted:** Wed Dec 10, 2008 0:03

I miss my cats :'(

My sister gave me pics-now up in the pets section-waaaaaaaaaaah :'(

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38656

MaliA wrote:

I just stuck a half a cherry tomato in each eye so I could walk out of the kitchen pretending to be a zombie, to make MrsA laugh. Turns out, it takes that exact distance/time for it to hurt like fucking fuck. So I all that came out of my mouth was "I'm an evil brain eating...FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK".

Genuine fucking LOL you bastard!

KovacsC · **Posted:** Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:46

MaliA wrote:

I just stuck a half a cherry tomato in each eye so I could walk out of the kitchen pretending to be a zombie, to make MrsA laugh. Turns out, it takes that exact distance/time for it to hurt like fucking fuck. So I all that came out of my mouth was "I'm an evil brain eating...FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK".

I nearly spat coffee on my keyboard.... you are a very special person

Shin · **Posted:** Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:52

Mali is my speshul fwiend :luv:

I LOL'd at that aswell because I had your voice in my head....even though I've never heard you... .... .... yup ^.^

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38656

davprezzie wrote:

MaliA wrote:

I just stuck a half a cherry tomato in each eye so I could walk out of the kitchen pretending to be a zombie, to make MrsA laugh. Turns out, it takes that exact distance/time for it to hurt like fucking fuck. So I all that came out of my mouth was "I'm an evil brain eating...FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK".

Genuine fucking LOL you bastard!

You know what, I've just re-read it and fucking LOL'ed again. POST OF THE WEEK DAMMNIT!

Shin · **Posted:** Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:08

Inform the good Doctor that it is POTW! Give him a PM-Mali is this weeks hero

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38656

Shinta Claus wrote:

Inform the good Doctor that it is POTW! Give him a PM-Mali is this weeks hero

PM SENT!

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

davprezzie wrote:

PM SENT!

I'd already decided to add it, but now you get credited too!

NervousPete · **Posted:** Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:26

Eurogamer:

Quote:

Llamasoft has whacked out a PC version of trancey shooter Space Giraffe, which costs USD 20 - that's GBP 13.50 to you.

THIRTEEN POUNDS FIFTY?!?

What? How much was it on Eggs-Box, eh? About four pounds? How much is Defcon, a tenner? Tsk, tsk, this is stupid money, won't be buying this. Noes, not me.

GazChap · **Posted:** Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:34

nervouspete wrote:

Tsk, tsk, this is stupid money, won't be buying this. Noes, not me.

It does come with 100 more levels though, and is capable of being expanded in the future with new levels (and possibly mod tools).

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

nervouspete wrote:

Eurogamer:

Quote:

Llamasoft has whacked out a PC version of trancey shooter Space Giraffe, which costs USD 20 - that's GBP 13.50 to you.

THIRTEEN POUNDS FIFTY?!?

What? How much was it on Eggs-Box, eh? About four pounds? How much is Defcon, a tenner? Tsk, tsk, this is stupid money, won't be buying this. Noes, not me.

Depending on where you buy your point, between £2.47 and £3.80. A better comparison is that even if you buy the most expensive way possible, SG is now a 1600 point game.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:57

I am pleased that my pain has caused such amusement.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:58

MaliA wrote:

I am pleased that my pain has caused such amusement.

Oh it so so did....

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11897

There is marketing and rebranding, but you can only take it so far before people see through to the original idea:

do not open if your boss is behind you

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!

http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.12043

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38656

Baubleyaro wrote:

There is marketing and rebranding, but you can only take it so far before people see through to the original idea:

do not open if your boss is behind you

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!

http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.12043

From the comments:

"It came a bit larger than i pictured it (i pictured that it would be about 10cm but it was about 20-25 cm)."
*giggles*

Dimrill · **Posted:** Wed Dec 10, 2008 13:30

Wow it's cold in my house.
"how cold is it?!"
Why, it's so cold that I posted on an inderned forum to tell people about it.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11897

Marigold Periwinkle wrote:

Wow it's cold in my house.
"how cold is it?!"
Why, it's so cold that I posted on an inderned forum to tell people about it.

Now THAT'S cold, folks!

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

http://b.oooom.net/smc

Quote:

Police took the details of more than 90 cyclists who broke traffic laws at a busy section of a Bristol road this morning.

In a two-hour operation at the Zetland Road junction of Gloucester Road, officers stopped cyclists who ran red lights and went on pavements.

Good, now do this in London and start fining the cunts.

Runcle · **Posted:** Wed Dec 10, 2008 13:55

couldnt they have just cycled past them?

myp · **Posted:** Wed Dec 10, 2008 13:56

Excellent stuff, and that's coming from a cyclist.

AceAceBaby · **Posted:** Wed Dec 10, 2008 13:58

Quote:

Cycling on the pavement is not against the law but it does contravene the Highway Code and people can be fined under the offence of "reckless cycling".

We have such great laws. My aprocryphal pub wisdom knowledge with the highway code is that the must nots are illegal, but the do nots are not illegal but can be considered as part of a wider offence- I guess like that reckless cycling there. Another interesting pearl of pub widsom is that they stopped prosecuting "reckless driving" because it was impossible to prove a motive to drive recklessly. So we got without due care and attention, and dangerous driving, which removed the motive aspect.

Shin · **Posted:** Wed Dec 10, 2008 13:58

I slipped over in the car park twice :'(

Stoopid ice....it was my fault though as I was joyfully skipping to amuse people

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38656

that's what great about you Shin, joyfully skipping, you fall. You get back up and resume joyfully skipping. Of course you fall again.... did you return to the skipping after the second fall though?

Shin · **Posted:** Wed Dec 10, 2008 14:04

No-I cried :'(

EDIT: Of course this is a blatant lie

No sense, no feeling-so I carried on skipping...albeit more carefully so

I've just got asked what I want for my burfday

I think I'll be going round Chester for drinky-poo's!

*Nods at Nyn*
See you soon :kiss:

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Dec 10, 2008 14:24

AceAceBaby wrote:

Another interesting pearl of pub widsom is that they stopped prosecuting "reckless driving" because it was impossible to prove a motive to drive recklessly. So we got without due care and attention, and dangerous driving, which removed the motive aspect.

Heh.

AceAceBaby · **Posted:** Wed Dec 10, 2008 14:27

Of course, Toad was done for Driving Furiously. And they wonder how to deal with road rage these days.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Dec 10, 2008 14:41

Sad and very odd http://www.weirdnj.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=49&Itemid=28

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38656

Zardasher wrote:

Sad and very odd http://www.weirdnj.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=49&Itemid=28

That really is strange. That second image got me thinking... if the ground level has been lowered, aren't the bodies buried there now at eye level almost?

Dimrill · **Posted:** Wed Dec 10, 2008 14:52

Last night's dream involved Jeremy Clarkson drinking a pint of stout floating on raw Bacardi, then using his thunderous guffs to levitate and zoom over a lilly strewn pond like a hovercraft.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Dec 10, 2008 14:54

davprezzie wrote:

Zardasher wrote:

Sad and very odd http://www.weirdnj.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=49&Itemid=28

That really is strange. That second image got me thinking... if the ground level has been lowered, aren't the bodies buried there now at eye level almost?

If you're as tall as Myps, yes.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Dec 10, 2008 14:56

Marigold Periwinkle wrote:

Last night's dream involved Jeremy Clarkson drinking a pint of stout floating on raw Bacardi, then using his thunderous guffs to levitate and zoom over a lilly strewn pond like a hovercraft.

It's always Top Gear presenters these days. Do we ever make appearances or are they 'Too Hot for Forum' ?

Dimrill · **Posted:** Wed Dec 10, 2008 14:59

It is true that most of my dreams involve Top Gear at the moment. I think it's because I was reminding myself to watch Sunday's episode on iPlayer while drifting off to sleep.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Dec 10, 2008 15:49

"Went the day well?" is really quite a dark and horrid film.

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