Blibs and blobs number 4

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:45

myoptika wrote:

Err, we've never had sex.

You couldn't afford me.

Shin · **Posted:** Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:53

Sorry, are there comments from Mali here? He appears to be on my foe list...

myp · **Posted:** Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:57

Someone needs to tell MalariA that he's on Shin's foe list.

Morte · **Posted:** Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:58

HBO Series may be dead but now Sam Mendes has been attached to a new film version.

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/38919

/EDIT: Oops "Preacher" is the property in question.

GazChap · **Posted:** Thu Oct 30, 2008 13:01

Someone needs to tell MaliA that he's on Shin's foe list.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Oct 30, 2008 13:07

WOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! It's nothing like a coma!

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Oct 30, 2008 13:11

myoptika wrote:

Someone needs to tell most of the forum that Mali's on Shin's foe list.

FeEx

Shin · **Posted:** Thu Oct 30, 2008 13:58

Haha. Course he's not really

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8655

I bet he isn't really.

myp · **Posted:** Thu Oct 30, 2008 16:08

He isn't really.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

How odd. This thread's been quiet for *days*.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49244

Mr Chris wrote:

How odd. This thread's been quiet for *days*.

You posted in it yourself this morning, dick. You got yourself on ignore now?

myp · **Posted:** Thu Oct 30, 2008 16:12

Didn't you post in it this morning, Chris?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Craster wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

How odd. This thread's been quiet for *days*.

You posted in it yourself this morning, dick. You got yourself on ignore now?

Quiet as in "no one else is posting", dick. Nice try, though.

This place would be much better if you weren't the only other poster.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Oct 30, 2008 16:19

myp · **Posted:** Thu Oct 30, 2008 16:19

This thread is nothing like a coma.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Zardoz wrote:

That top's fucking awesome. You FAIL.

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Thu Oct 30, 2008 16:30

It would be better with a 10gal hat

myp · **Posted:** Thu Oct 30, 2008 16:31

DBSnappa wrote:

It would be better with a 45 litre hat

EU-FeeX 4U

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

What's that Harmon? MPs want to keep their own details private?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7699923.stm

But surely if you have nothing to hide....

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Chinny, yesterday.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Oct 30, 2008 17:20

Mr Chris wrote:

That top's fucking awesome. You FAIL.

That's why you EPIC FAIL.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Oct 30, 2008 17:28

I'm reading Bash while I wait for a server to reboot and I'm trying to keep a straight face and not giggle like a schoolgirl, and then I read this

Quote:

<Neil> Whit, if you have nothing better to do, please dont spend time repeating what other people say in an irc channel, for your own fun, its quite annoying.
<Whit> wheet, eff yew heave notink beta toodew, police doughnut spin tyme rear-painting wot order peepul sail un hey eye arr sea chang hell foo yew un fon, hits quit annayin

and I'm trying to keep it together so I just look at the next one and it's

Quote:

<KingEdgar0> Woke up 30 minutes later with my left hand on my dick and my right hand on the mouse

I tried so hard not to laugh I nearly shat myself

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Oct 30, 2008 17:35

Dudley wrote:

What's that Harmon? MPs want to keep their own details private?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7699923.stm

But surely if you have nothing to hide....

And it isn;t like one can look on the land register or anything, is it?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Zardoz wrote:

Mr Chris wrote:

That top's fucking awesome. You FAIL.

That's why you EPIC FAIL.

That's why YOUR FACE.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Mr Chris wrote:

That's why YOUR FACE.

Kern · **Posted:** Thu Oct 30, 2008 17:42

I'd feel less worried if I could see where his left hand was.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Oct 30, 2008 17:45

On top of Mr Chris's's' head.

Also: "smell your mum".

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Oct 30, 2008 17:46

Kern wrote:

I'd feel less worried if I could see where his left hand was.

Oh his mouse?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Zardoz wrote:

On top of Mr Chris's's' head.

For him, anything.

Quote:

Also: "smell your mum".

You touch yours.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Oct 30, 2008 17:48

I touch my winky while your mum pegs your poppa.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Zardoz wrote:

I touch my winky while your mum pegs your poppa.

Good to hear they're still active and enjoying hobbies together.

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

Crikey this new xbox is quieter.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Bastard.

I'm looking forward to the new dash and being able to install games onto the HD and not have to listen to that jet turbine masquerading as a DVD drive.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32624

Grim... wrote:

I tried so hard not to laugh I nearly shat myself

Haha, yes. If the suppressed laughter starts to force a lung out through your back, that's a sign you should just let it out, really.

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

Mr Chris wrote:

Bastard.

I'm looking forward to the new dash and being able to install games onto the HD and not have to listen to that jet turbine masquerading as a DVD drive.

To be honest, I can't begin to hear that over the TV either.

Which is why it's a bit sad that's it's my turbo equipped refrub that's going to be playing media centre downstairs.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Remember I said I found a Post Office book dating from 1983 with £190 in it?

Got the statement back today. That £190 has accumulated just over a grands worth of interest in the 25 years that have passed. Amazing!

Partly thanks to Thatcher and her high interest rates. According to the statement the account was earning more per year in interest in 1988 than it does today (even with all that extra cash).

Shin · **Posted:** Thu Oct 30, 2008 23:40

Just watched 'Eagle Eye' at the cinema. Really good, enjoyed it muchly

Pod · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2568

ComicalGnomes wrote:

Consider: Wasabi-flavoured wispa.

Some guys I know run a café in Preston and they make Wispa Lattés..

The Egg · **Joined:** 16th Aug, 2008 **Posts:** 412

chinnyhill10 wrote:

That £190 has accumulated just over a grands worth of interest in the 25 years that have passed. Amazing!

What will you do with your new found wealth? Or will you simply leave your grand for another 25 years to grow some more?

I would personally blow it on a lap dance from the grand daughter of Andrew Sachs and a mixed meat kebab with chilli sauce.

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8655

And the other £990?

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26076

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

The Egg wrote:

chinnyhill10 wrote:

That £190 has accumulated just over a grands worth of interest in the 25 years that have passed. Amazing!

What will you do with your new found wealth? Or will you simply leave your grand for another 25 years to grow some more?

No idea as yet. Makes you think though. Using an online inflaition calculator, £190 in 1983 would now be worth about £460. So the money has grown a fair bit. And keep in mind that National Savings don't offer the best interest rates either.

If you've got kids and a few quid spare, stick away a few bob in a high interest account and don't give them the book until they are 30! They'll get a nice lump sum.

metalangel · **Posted:** Fri Oct 31, 2008 10:23

That's what we're doing for the missus' niece. She alread has more toys than the rest of the kids in Brizzle put together, so instead she'll have a huge wodge of cash when she's 18.

Malc · **Posted:** Fri Oct 31, 2008 10:26

Last night I couldn't post on this page.

Malc

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 26076

scared of the polar bear, Malc?

It's OK, he is telling jokes in the style of Tommy Cooper at the moment, then he's got some contract work for Foxes glacier mints to be doing, then Monkey and he are going to go and do the weekly shop. All bananas and fish again

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38656

It was the wife's birthday yesterday. For one of her pressies, I escorted her to Gamestation and said "choose a few xbox games" She chose GTA4, Burnout Paradise and Lego Star Wars II. I fucking love my wife

Malc · **Posted:** Fri Oct 31, 2008 10:40

Mimi wrote:

scared of the polar bear, Malc?

It's OK, he is telling jokes in the style of Tommy Cooper at the moment, then he's got some contract work for Foxes glacier mints to be doing, then Monkey and he are going to go and do the weekly shop. All bananas and fish again

No I got some red text telling me I couldn't

I posted something, then went to bed, when I came down in the morning I was still on the posting screen, and there was some red text telling me I couldn't post. I tried again, same thing.

something was invalid or something, I can't remember what exactly.

Malc

Plissken · **Posted:** Fri Oct 31, 2008 10:48

Mimi wrote:

It's OK, he is telling jokes in the style of Tommy Cooper at the moment

"If you ever, ever steal again .... get me a packet of my favourite cigars."

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