Be Excellent To Each Other

Possibly the 23rd defo off Christmas Eve though. I’ve a few odd days on the run up too.

10ish or fewer days left for the year then.

We’re hopefully going to go out or just rest at home on my birthday. Off out on the 23rd to pick up a special parcel, too. Hopefully a half day for Russell on the 24th.

Got no time off at all this Christmas. Even on call for the bank holidays. Well drew the short straw.

That really sucks, Mark. I hope that the days you are on call are absolutely silent.

Cheers! It's okay though, get a decent wedge and the bank holidays back as days off in lieu so not all bad.

Well, they sent the refund. Was for some boys pyjamas we definitely picked up, so

Mark Sibly, the creator of Blitz Basic, has died

Oh boooo

Rioter who featured in viral bricking video jailed.. Double whammy becomes triple whammy.

A man who featured in a viral video of him being hit in the crotch and head by bricks during the Southport riot has been jailed.

Brian Spencer was first hit in the head by a brick thrown by a fellow rioter as he goaded a line of riot police on 30 July.

As he held his head, he was then hit by a second brick directly in the crotch, causing him to stagger in the street.

The 40-year-old, of Lytham Road, Southport, pleaded guilty at Liverpool Crown to violent disorder and was jailed for two years and six months.

Happy Kov Day!

Cheers xx

After a 350mile trip yesterday, I seriously hope to make it on to at least one of those super smug dashcam videos

Went to see Darwin’s school play today. Boy oh boy.

I mean, going on school play standards it was by far the worst play that I’ve ever seen. It wasn’t the kids’ fault. It was badly cast and badly directed, but the worst thing was that it’s a play with 30 roles and three acts, and instead of either choosing a better play or making the less strong performers chorus roles what they did was cast each role randomly, three times. So The first act was done by class A, the second by class B, and the third by Class C.

But there were no costumes. You were just told to send your kid in ‘1920s style’ clothes, so you had absolutely no idea who was playing what role and what role was saying which lines.

It was a whodunnit mystery. I still have no idea who dun it.

It's a Post-Modern masterpiece! Challenging the audience's deep-held assumptions about character and plot, and redefining the very concept of narrative theatre itself!

Also, the Butler did it.

I honestly couldn’t even tell you if there was a butler. There was something about Agatha Christie, Charlie Chaplin and the Prince Of Wales, and I only know that because they held up their photographs.