Bits and Bobs 3

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8650

ultrabrilliant wrote:

This thread is large and confusing.

Anyone care to explain to the new fish?

This is the thread where you type any old shit that doesn't really fit into an existing thread and you don't think deserves to have one by itself. I think.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25743

ultrabrilliant wrote:

This thread is large and confusing.

Anyone care to explain to the new fish?

Dear new fish,

This thread is mostly full of nonsense. Things that people feel are too inconsequential to start a new thread for. Once in a while though someone, like Davydd there, will say something important that requires attention and understanding. You never know when something like this will be dropped into the Bits n Bobs thread, so pop back often, though be prepared to wade through nonsense if you do.

Davydd - XxXxXxX

Zio · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6093

Sorry to hear about all that Mr. D. Grimm, I do sincerely hope getting away for a bit does you some good. It sounds like you need some extremely good vibes at the moment.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32621

The Egg wrote:

Is House of Fraser the old Bentalls store on the corner? If so it's due to become the largest Primark in Europe. Ah, just think of the fighting in the queue on opening day.

Oooh. I think we should seed the crowd with knives, then sell webcam access over the internet.

metalangel · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:52

BikNorton wrote:

That's chilling; I'm actually quite spooked (and can clearly picture the railway scene). One of those 'oooh fuck, I hope prescient dreams aren't real' moments.

I blame the train bit on the fact I'd watched a Youtube video of trains at Cardiff Central earlier (yes, I know, why not just look out the office window you crank, etc etc) and so it was one of these that rolled eerily into the station. The station itself still had power (all the departure boards were working still) and it was clear there was power for the signals and such as well, as they'd been able to route the train in.

In the end, we'd decided to stay there with the other people until we figured out what to do next. The guy in the suit just wanted to go to work and act as if nothing had happened.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:27

Davydd Grimm wrote:

Forgive me, I'm going to belm a bit now.

Belm all you like, as long as it helps.
All the best to you mate, I hope everything sorts itself out soon. If it makes you feel better, I don't really remember shaving my head this time, either.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:27

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/09/26 ... wd_result/

Huh.

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16583

Eh? Is that you or something Grim...?

Scarysheep3000 · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:37

Grim... wrote:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/09/26/it_crowd_result/

Huh.

"Huh"? That doesn't sound very delighted.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49233

Grim... wrote:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/09/26/it_crowd_result/

Huh.

Well that's a birthday present!

I'm free that day, by the way. Whenever it is.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:43

It's not me

People have been getting in touch saying well done, but it's the other Matt who likes hiking.

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

Grim... wrote:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/09/26/it_crowd_result/

Huh.

I'm presuming the confusion is that this ISN'T you?

Which does save me calling you a bastarding cunt face lucky bastarding cunt faced bastard.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49233

Hah! Disappointing.

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

Nuts!

myp · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:55

There are TWO Matt (Squizzles - Ed)?!?

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

Someone with my name was a regional director of NTL northwest, and there's someone else who's a bit of a cricket player, neither of which are me. I consider myself the most famous person with my name

metalangel · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:59

myoptika wrote:

Squizzle

Isn't that the word for a squirrel's cock?

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14500

Grim... wrote:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/09/26/it_crowd_result/

Huh.

Your a week late - it went up last Friday and I thought it was you but didnt want to draw attention to the names so posted about it subtly in the 'using real names' thread

viewtopic.php?f=3&t=1971&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&hilit=real+names&start=42

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6553

A guy with my name wrote a book about cheese.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32621

Grim... wrote:

It's not me

As I said in IM, and present now for general amusement, I think you should turn up there that day with some solid ID. "Hi, yeah, I'm Matt? I won the contest. No, I didn't received the tickets, must have been a mixup. Yeah I'm here to crack wise with the cast. No, I don't know who that shouting bloke in hiking boots back there is."

myp · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:06

Please do it.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49233

Except that the people at the studios will have no idea who you are and will have no record of your name, as they just go by who's got a ticket.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:09

Craster wrote:

Except that the people at the studios will have no idea who you are and will have no record of your name, as they just go by who's got a ticket.

You really are the fun ruiner, aren't you?

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32621

Craster wrote:

Except that the people at the studios will have no idea who you are and will have no record of your name, as they just go by who's got a ticket.

For the filming yes, but to get into the Green Room? I don't think that's true, I suspect it'd be down to a guest list not a ticket.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49233

myoptika wrote:

Craster wrote:

Except that the people at the studios will have no idea who you are and will have no record of your name, as they just go by who's got a ticket.

You really are the fun ruiner, aren't you?

Yep, abserlootley.

Zio · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6093

Squirt wrote:

A guy with my name wrote a book about cheese.

A guy with my name used to stick his hand up Roland Rat's arse to make him work, on television.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

I just managed to smash a wedding present by accident.

It was a big glass vase thing. I put it on the side, opened the cupboard to get some tea and knocked a jar of coffee that fell into it and smashed it.

Bugger and arse. I liked it as well!

Shin · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:22

Feeling very very down today. Kitties are off to Devon for mum to look after tomorrow whilst I find a new place to live.
Also I was very ill this morning, probably to do with worry so when Gaz gets in to his there may be tears and snot on the sofa

I'm such a classy bird

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:22

You liked a vase? I think you're spending too much time around these entertainer types. Think: What would daleks do?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:34

Was it this one Chinny?
http://www.ukexpert.co.uk/photopost/showphoto.php?photo=3686

Tmuk · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:34

Fuck I love Monster Munch. The way they start good and then get better as you get nearer the end of the pack due to the flavouring falling to the bottom. There's something poignant about that; you're in crisp heaven, but you know that with every increasingly blissful mouthful the end is drawing nearer.
I've just devoured a packet of roast beef flavour and now I'm on a sort of comedown because those blissful few minutes are over. It almost feels like coming back from an awesome music festival and knowing that you've got to go back to work tomorrow. :'(

Shin · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:35

Famin' hot only makes me feel this way

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Dimrill wrote:

You liked a vase? I think you're spending too much time around these entertainer types. Think: What would daleks do?

Get a rent boy in?

Tmuk · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:39

Shin wrote:

Famin' hot only makes me feel this way

I don't want to make your day any worse, but I'm not sure if they're doing Flaming Hot anymore what with them re-launching the old range... :?:

myp · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:41

Bizarrely, they now make Wotsits in Flamin' Hot and Prawn Cocktail flavour. What's wrong with the old beef ones? They were my favourite.

Shin · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:42

No house, No job, No cats, No money and now NO FLAMIN' HOT MONSTER MUNCH?!

That is the last straw...

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:45

Tmuk wrote:

Shin wrote:

Famin' hot only makes me feel this way

I don't want to make your day any worse, but I'm not sure if they're doing Flaming Hot anymore what with them re-launching the old range... :?:

FALSEHOOD!

Only missed them off the Mega Monster Munch range.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:47

Hey everybody!

I caught Dimrill and Mr Dave playing UNDERTOW last night!

Little no-moralled whorelets.

Tmuk · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:47

Shin wrote:

No house, No job, No cats, No money and now NO FLAMIN' HOT MONSTER MUNCH?!

That is the last straw...

Maybe Roast Beef with a little Peri Peri sauce would make a good substitute?
EDIT: Zardoz knows his crisps.

Shin · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:47

That's not so bad then. One down, another 5 things to go -_-;

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:49

Zardoz wrote:

Hey everybody!

I caught Dimrill and Mr Dave playing UNDERTOW last night!

Little no-moralled whorelets.

And we'll do it again, I tell you!

myp · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:53

Haha, I can't believe you're doing it - you vowed never again when we tried it. I just think you love Dave more than me.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:55

We needed to get it out of the red, or Dave would have gone crazy apeshit bonkers with drills and sex otherwise. Ranked multiplayer wins for the points.

The Egg · **Joined:** 16th Aug, 2008 **Posts:** 412

Mimi wrote:

@ 'The Egg'

Do you not feel kind of nervous around Malc?

Not yet. No wait . . . . .

Scarysheep3000 wrote:

He has plans for you, The Egg... very specific plans.

Now I do!!!!

Yikes!

metalangel · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 13:08

I played Dukematch the other night. I swear, the game was NOT THIS FAST on the PC... and what's worse, everyone runs which makes the shotgun worthless.

Anyway, off to my parents' house in St Alban(ia)(s) for the weekend. Woo!

Zio · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6093

MetalAngel wrote:

I played Dukematch the other night. I swear, the game was NOT THIS FAST on the PC... and what's worse, everyone runs which makes the shotgun worthless.

Anyway, off to my parents' house in St Alban(ia)(s) for the weekend. Woo!

Get thee to The Waffle House! You know it makes sense!

metalangel · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 13:13

Hmmm! We usually go for a walk through Verulanelumleum Park so I might make a detour to that.

GazChap · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 13:50

I have decided that eating a jacket potato using only a flimsy plastic fork is next to impossible.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 14:10

Stick the fork in it and eat it like a lolly.

Malc · **Posted:** Fri Oct 03, 2008 14:53

I just got an email from someone (sent to about 10 people) that said something like:

Quote:

Here is what I found out about that problem I was investigating

Joe Bloggs

Was it wrong of me to reply to all saying: "So you found nothing then?"

Malc

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