Be Excellent To Each Other

Or something else to relax you

More seriously you really should not let your commute make you angry , and yeah if your late your late - if you overtake where there is not space and get smushed by something coming the other way then you might not be here (or if some idiot then jumps out in front of you and you smush them then thats not a good place to be either)

I used to be like that. Then I got an electric car - set off 5 minutes earlier, go with the flow, listen to the radio... Much better for the blood pressure.

The rules of Rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spock are as follows:

Scissors cut paper
Paper covers rock
Rock crushes lizard
Lizard poisons Spock
Spock smashes scissors
Scissors decapitate lizard
Lizard eats paper
Paper disproves Spock
Spock vaporizes rock
Rock crushes scissors

Have you just watched an episode of The Big Bang theory from about 2 years ago ?

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WTF?

116 now. proabbly as I added another photo of me.

To post in the style of maliA:

1) Can you make a snarky one liner? YES, do so, then goto 3, NO go to 2
2) can you say something positive? YES, do so, then goto 3. NO go to 4
3)Is there an opportunity to post a picture of yourself?
4) is there a chance for an unrelated anecdote? YES, do so, goto 3 NO, goto pub

There's a really badly written chinese search bot that seems to make up the majority of guest users over the last few months.

Block by IP?

It's not really doing any harm. Also, it's important to keep our South Asian profile up.

Er... Lou Reed has done an album with Metallica?

WTF?

I'm very wary of the unknown lurking around bends and of coming traffic, especially here, it could be a bike coming the other way at 100 or a tractor on my side going 20. I've seen the mess that shit makes so I'm not keen to be involved. It was more the fact I was doing it 200m before a 40 limit and half a mile from work so I was gaining absolutely nothing at all, except venting my annoyance, and I think people who do that are generally cocks.

Pretty much. You never know what's going to be around that next corner, and if you're driving past your stopping distances, you're going to ruin your (and likely somebody else's) day.

Oh, and just get out of bed earlier. It's easy enough. It's not like you're achieving anything during those five minutes…

Is it Dimrill?

:bigstompyboots:

In other news, Switzerland really is a beautiful place! Never been there before.

And now they're armed to the teeth with chemical weapons. Thanks, Bobby.

I've been to Geneva once. On a French (I know) exchange, when I was 15 or so.

Geneva is fucking beautiful.

Mrs K and I stopped in at Geneva on the way from the South of France to Paris (long route, eh). It was nice enough, if a little empty feeling. The main thing I remember is how hard it was to find an ATM and nearly being run over by a tram.

Quoted for truth.

Been there a couple of times. Those of you with long memories will remember pics of me spazzing around at CERN.

At the same time the LHC suddently stopped working - i still think you were somehow involved in encouraging those particles to break the speed of light .......

Oh I remember that! He pimped that positron.

I just had a vision of him standing in Geneva shouting 'Go faster, you little neutral bastards!' in some entirely unrelated motoring incident...

I AM THE TABLE!

Do you guys remember the advent calendar of awesome I created last year? This weekend construction begins of the sequel...

The one with the scratchcards in it?

this sickness and diarrhoea bug has got so bad that The Boy's school is closing whole block of classrooms tomorrow and is asking that we don't send them in. The hospital has it as well and is asking people not to go up there if at all possible. The Girl and I had it but The Boy has shown no signs.

Is this your phone being your phone?

I ended up there once on the way down to the south of France. After that, map reading was denied from the woman.

It's the Legion of QS's's's checking up on you. I sounded the Horn of Gohnorrea and they answered my call.

Without dragging all that lot up;
1.) I lurk. Lots. I'm shy.
2.) I'm a QS in charge of many jobs and I'm fucking awesome at it.
3.) JCT is a pain in the chuffer, as is NEC, FIDIC, IChemE and bespoke contracts. One contracts doesn't fit all and that's the bit that idiot clients forget.
4.) @Flis Re: swearing, not true. It's better when you're a client's QS as no one expects you to call someone a shyster cunt across a table but the reaction is great when you do it. Also, £32k by lying? There's the difference between the two sides then I guess.
5.) Now I'm off to lurk more and count down the minutes to Skyrim!

http://www.privateislandsonline.com/sal ... r-250K.htm

Oh god I wish I hadn't found this website.

MrsA, the other day: "Why do Americans call Scotland 'Nova Scotia'?"
MaliA: ""Because Columbus was a twat"

Where I used to work, the office directly across the road infact, the top floor appears to have been turned into an open plan "dance space". At home time, when it's dark, I see silhouetted ballet dancers pirouetting around where the vending machines used to be. It's quite nice.

Also in other where-I-work news, two competing carwashes have recently opened up, in the same week, on opposite sides of the road outside The Asdas. They are currently locked in a price-war death-spiral.

Indeed, this years will top that significantly. I shall post pictures when complete.

I....what?

Trust me, it's easier this way.

Looks like ios5 has broken "disable data roaming". I was in the states at the weekend and it has used 3G to receive photo messages when I didn't have wifi. Annoyed, but not enough to do anything about it.

Amusingly, no.

It's not the most conventional holiday destination, though.

posting from my new laptop...

Malc

So your new laptop is called Malc, just like yourself. That is a strange coincidence.

It's an apple Malc. They all have the same default name.

Is your new laptop more powerful? Your posts seem to have the same graphics is all.

They do come through faster though, and it definitely takes less time to read them.

Can you not see that the text has 24xFSAA applied. Totally worth the money

Windows wanted it to be called Malc, I changed it to be called RF511...

Malc

It allowed me to watch bbc iplayer in hd!

Malc

The old one, had no hinges and no wifi, so I needed a new one anyway.

Malc