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| Author: | Grim... [ Tue Dec 13, 2011 16:09 ] |
| Post subject: | SERVER UPGRADE |
Dear all, Beex will be down for approximately one hour at 9pm tomorrow (Wednesday, 14th December) while the database is transferred. Please start all complaints "Dear Craster,". Thanks! |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Tue Dec 13, 2011 16:10 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
Note that the actual switch will not take place for a few days after that, but that will be fairly quick. |
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| Author: | Trooper [ Tue Dec 13, 2011 16:17 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
Unacceptable, what do you think we are paying our £2's for if not for %100 uptime? |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Tue Dec 13, 2011 16:21 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
Sorry, didn't see a "Dear Craster,". |
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| Author: | Cras [ Tue Dec 13, 2011 16:22 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
Do you have a change control reference please? |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Tue Dec 13, 2011 16:22 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
What name did you settle on? |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Tue Dec 13, 2011 16:37 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
Craster wrote: Do you have a change control reference please? 1. Can you announce this thread? |
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| Author: | Cras [ Tue Dec 13, 2011 16:50 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
Yes. |
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| Author: | myp [ Tue Dec 13, 2011 16:53 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
Dear Craster, You are a massive twat. Love, mypsytits |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Tue Dec 13, 2011 16:54 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
myps pies wrote: Dear Craster, You are a massive twat. Love, mypsytits See, how did this take nearly fifty minutes? Still, o/ |
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| Author: | myp [ Tue Dec 13, 2011 16:55 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
\o |
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| Author: | Dr Lave [ Tue Dec 13, 2011 17:49 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
Dear Craster The servers are not badgers. Please leave them alone. Best Regards, Lave Station 29 8/9 |
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| Author: | devilman [ Tue Dec 13, 2011 17:52 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
Trooper wrote: Unacceptable, what do you think we are paying our £2's for if not for %100 uptime? I think we should aim for at least 110% uptime. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:32 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
Dear Craster, Buy a Christmas Tree you morphing ginger cunt. Love, Zardoz. |
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| Author: | Pundabaya [ Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:57 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
Craster: worst Power Ranger ever. |
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| Author: | Alarm [ Wed Dec 14, 2011 16:51 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
Dear Craster, Someone* still loves you. Kind regards, Alarm (token poster from North Wales) *not me |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Wed Dec 14, 2011 17:20 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
9pm tonight, folks! Don't forget! |
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| Author: | TheVision [ Wed Dec 14, 2011 17:24 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
Forget what? |
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| Author: | Alarm [ Wed Dec 14, 2011 17:26 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
Can't you sort out a temporary forum for 9pm? |
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| Author: | Cras [ Wed Dec 14, 2011 17:43 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
I'm very excited. |
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| Author: | Trooper [ Wed Dec 14, 2011 17:43 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
When is this? |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Wed Dec 14, 2011 23:46 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
Fucking hell. |
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| Author: | Alarm [ Wed Dec 14, 2011 23:52 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
Is the forum online again? |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Wed Dec 14, 2011 23:55 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
Grim... wrote: Fucking hell. good news? Bad news? |
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| Author: | kalmar [ Wed Dec 14, 2011 23:56 ] |
| Post subject: | SERVER UPGRADE |
No. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Thu Dec 15, 2011 0:00 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
DavPaz wrote: Grim... wrote: Fucking hell. good news? Bad news? Some cunting thing fucked up and wouldn't let the database replicate remotely. Hopefully it's an issue with the host, because Space Cows (which connects to a different database server) doesn't work now either. Or I changed something without even realising. Cunty cunting cunt. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Thu Dec 15, 2011 0:03 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
Can someone do me a favour and visit http://www.mattbuildsatomcat.co.uk/ ? Is it working? |
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| Author: | Joans [ Thu Dec 15, 2011 0:05 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
Grim... wrote: Can someone do me a favour and visit http://www.mattbuildsatomcat.co.uk/ ? Is it working? It appears to be, yes. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Thu Dec 15, 2011 0:05 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
Huh, must be my DNS cache. Ta. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Thu Dec 15, 2011 0:06 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
I don't suppose http://www.space-cows.co.uk is working? |
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| Author: | Joans [ Thu Dec 15, 2011 0:09 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
Grim... wrote: I don't suppose http://www.space-cows.co.uk is working? Nope |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:00 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
JesusJoans wrote: It's mysteriously started working this morning, which suggests it was just bad luck after all. The slave still can't connect, however. |
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| Author: | devilman [ Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:10 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
Grim... wrote: JesusJoans wrote: It's mysteriously started working this morning, which suggests it was just bad luck after all. The slave still can't connect, however. Does Mrs Grim... know you call her that? |
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| Author: | Cras [ Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:03 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
Dear Craster, Excellent job, good work! Love Craster. |
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| Author: | zaphod79 [ Fri Dec 16, 2011 12:13 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
Grim... wrote: JesusJoans wrote: It's mysteriously started working this morning, which suggests it was just bad luck after all. The slave still can't connect, however. If you havent noticed its gone again Code: DB Error!Connection timed out
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| Author: | Grim... [ Fri Dec 16, 2011 12:41 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
zaphod79 wrote: Grim... wrote: JesusJoans wrote: It's mysteriously started working this morning, which suggests it was just bad luck after all. The slave still can't connect, however. If you havent noticed its gone again Code: DB Error!Connection timed out Weird. |
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| Author: | itsallwater [ Fri Dec 16, 2011 16:12 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
Grim... wrote: zaphod79 wrote: Grim... wrote: JesusJoans wrote: It's mysteriously started working this morning, which suggests it was just bad luck after all. The slave still can't connect, however. If you havent noticed its gone again Code: DB Error!Connection timed out Weird. Was broken all day for me yesterday and all day today. |
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| Author: | Dr Lave [ Fri Dec 16, 2011 22:00 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
Space cows not working for me either. |
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| Author: | Decca [ Fri Dec 16, 2011 22:06 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
I think there has been an appropriate gap for me to post this without being killed by grim... Twitter was down for about 2 hours What in gods name did he *do*? by Learnin' Curve, on Flickr |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Thu Dec 22, 2011 18:52 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
I'm doing this again tonight! 9PM! |
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| Author: | Cras [ Thu Dec 22, 2011 19:09 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
Uh - again? |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Thu Dec 22, 2011 20:45 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
Did you miss the swearing last time? |
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| Author: | Cras [ Thu Dec 22, 2011 20:54 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
Oh - I'd thought it was a pain in the arse, but you got it done. You're not very good at this, are you? |
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| Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Thu Dec 22, 2011 21:41 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
Why don't you write an automation script in the world's worst VB, Cras? |
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| Author: | Cras [ Thu Dec 22, 2011 21:50 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
Would it work? |
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| Author: | Cras [ Thu Dec 22, 2011 21:50 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
HELL YES IT WOULD WORK. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Thu Dec 22, 2011 22:10 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
Craster wrote: You're not very good at this, are you? I'm going to leave you on this server. Shutdown in five! |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Thu Dec 22, 2011 23:14 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
It seems to have gone well this time. Much hurrah! |
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| Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Thu Dec 22, 2011 23:15 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
CLEEQ POST |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Thu Dec 22, 2011 23:22 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: SERVER UPGRADE |
Doctor Glyndwr wrote: CLEEQ POST Supercleeq right now - we've got the place to ourselves. /trashes something |
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