Be Excellent To Each Other

I was thinking of turning into a Dire Wolf and hunting the fucker down.

That was about the Squirrel.

I could use MOONBEAM in our Cosy Crypt!

But what if they're the previous owners? We have to respect their remains!

edit: plus we can't really send workers to clean the place up, corpse wise, without them potentially being killed to death by skellington.

perhaps someone can detect thoughts
and find out what they're thinking.

My guess...

We can give the builders redcoats to wear, easy.

Sdg has a game twin:

I'm waiting for the Orcs sounding like The Wurzels.

Stuff them back in their sarcophagi and get the builders to seal them in real good?
Get Ivo or if needed drag Sister Wendy to our place to read their skulls to see how they can be settled down?
Build them a bird table?
Roll nuts towards them?

Find a dog with a hunger for bones.

*rolls d20*

*consults encounter chart*

I have a feeling that IF we decide to try and kill Hamon Toast, he'll just do a Glasssssssssssssstaffffff and try to leg it. With those notes on the mines we want.

We needs to tricks him for the precious scrolls.

I could Wild shape into a small thing and knick them in his sleep?

...hang on... didn't he say he'll hand them over if we get him into town? We'd need to make sure the scrolls were legit and not some bogus copy.

WE NEED TO KILL HIM.

3rd Edition had a specific "Your Mum" chart.

You forget he's a powerful member of They/Them. He might get us cancelled.

He's on his own (apart from his 'children'). Easy pickings I say.

Happy to try the walk him into town / animal theft route before we destroy him though x

Maybe re-grill Sister Wendy to see if she's got some anti-animated-corpse fairy dust.

I'll get some erotic artwork sorted out to pay her with.

Make it hard. I hear she likes gaping and rosebuds.

For a warrior you are very attack-averse

We should have asked Siouxsie about Ermintrude's motivations.

Ivo, read his head!

Ee wants ears. And a place to decorate with ears. So as to pleasure with the use of ears the genitals of ermintrude.

Ermintrude has no genitals in the conventional sense.

...Dare I ask?

I dunno. Dare you?

I don't know.

I bought this book yesterday so while I might not follow it to the letter, I'm probably going to use it as inspiration for the mechanics behind the renovation of Tresander Manor. Which, by the way, you should feel free to rename as you see fit.

It's up to you as a group how you want the renovations to go as well. You could go for a straight forward renovation and have it restored to what it might have been like 500 years ago before the town was overwhelmed by the Orcs, you could fully customise the internal layout and room types, or you could go somewhere in the middle and say specific rooms you want and leave it to me to sort the layout based on that.

Sildar will provide costings when he gets word back from Neverwinter and once he's found out what trades and materials are available in Phandalin but in general, all three options will cost about the same with possible slight increases for highly specialised rooms.

Oh shit... there goes our adventuring.

Yep. Now to dig in and start making horseshoes to fund our new palace! I can pull in 17 and a half gold per week doing that!

I can sell Goodberries and birdtables at the market.

Dancing bear shows too I suppose.

How much gold etc have we got?

I have no idea what you've got. I've been putting what we've earned each session in the thread. But I think we've each bought stuff to alter totals individually. I know I have.

I asked you to look after my share as I don't really need owt now I've got Studded Leather Armour

I'll just need a bit of an allowance if we ever find a Magical Druid Items Shop on our travels.

Well you've only just asked me, so you'll have to go back and find each little pile of coins you left at the end of each session. Hope you get there before a dragon does.

We had a conversation about it in the mansion when I picked up my new armour

It'll be as much as Ivo/Chuu/Myptik has at the moment I guess.

Ivo spent money. Dave spent money. I spent money. Our rubber watcher is your only hope, but I suspect he hasn't done his homework either. You are a poor dungeoning man.

I'll match with the lowest amount of the other members as I spent very little at Costa.

Or should we just start again?

OR! you could just go through the thread and add it all up.

I didn't spend massive amounts, so copying me is probably fine

NO IT'S NOT! DON'T ENCOURAGE HIS LAZY POINTY EARED FACE! Rub his nose in it.

Thank you, Ivo x

Would you like to be my new 'Money Man' by the way? Every time I Wild Shape my stuff flies all over the place.

I haven’t spent a bean. I think I’ve got 2 plat and 2 gold after I exchanged upwards. However I missed a couple of sessions so didn’t get anything from those did I?

Any money found was a total sum and then divided by the party.

If you tried to and tried to conceal it, you could find out!

It's ok, I'm happy to share with the party this time.

Oh another money making scheme! We could harvest Brown Bear, Dire wolf, Giant Hyena teeth &/or Giant Wolf Spider Venom twice a day!

We had this conversation already! Your age is showing mr swiss cheese brain. All the loot I posted was divided equally between 5 players. The assorted gems and purple murder pearls of peril I'm carrying.

Hmmm, Ivo would be happy to look after your money, but he does have a need to drop a WHOOOLE load of cash on censers made of filigree silver, incense, rare dried herbs and decorated crystal chalices.

Ok. Eh? What... WOOF WOOF!!!