The galaxy truffles were always a bit shit though.

And The New King of Wrong King Craster in taking the Crown, as is tradition, escalates the wrong as is tradition.

A spectacular wrongness stated there. A true statement of wrong we need in this uncertain future. A beacon of hope in this sea of not-being-wrong.

All praise the new King of Wrong. Ruler of the Stupid and holder of the cackhanded sabre.

The galaxy truffles were always a bit shit though.

How long until you can start drinking again? Your frayed edges are showing a little.

Fuck you buddy.

PLEASE post this as your status if you know someone who has been eaten by badgers. Badgers are nearly unstoppable and, when hungry, also breathe fire. 71% of people won't copy this into their status because they have already been eaten by badgers. Another 28% won't because they are hiding in their showers with fire extinguishers awaiting the coming badgercalypse. The remaining 1% are awesome and will re-post.

Guess what? Calling The Times to cancel my subscription. Message tells me calls may be monitored or recorded - no shit Sherlock

Talking of b3ta; do you know when you're on twitter and then you find out you live next store to the founder of b3ta and then he invites you round for tea.

Not going to the wedding, way too itchy for that. Mrs T is getting out of my way for the weekend, so it is a weekend of games for me!

It really made me quite cross that she was able to disseminate her rhetoric without an option for science to reply on a point by point basis.

Not going to the wedding, way too itchy for that. Mrs T is getting out of my way for the weekend, so it is a weekend of games for me!

This "itch" sounds useful. How does one catch it?

Yes, but would you want to be locked in a small confined studio with Dr Gaywood?

Disengagement has begun. Standing order for the rent for the office has been cancelled. Letter to landlord telling him we're bailing out at the end of the month because he failed to complete all the repairs stipulated in the lease and has also failed to arrange separate gas, electrickery and water supplies and metering from his adjacent property. Induction course for me on 26-28 July and my business partner starts a new job next Monday.

ALL CHANGE!!

I'm sad things haven't worked out for you in this new venture, sir.

Thanks.

It's not a total loss. We have some Criminal Injury Compensation cases still being processed and we can continue to operate from home until our license expires at the end of Feb, so we're hoping to make enough from those and any more we can pick up to at least recoup our investment. We might even make a profit in the end.

This "itch" sounds useful. How does one catch it?

This "itch" sounds useful. How does one catch it?

body produces a fuck off amount of histamine to get rid of the bastard.

You could fake it, but you'll need a lot of red pen...

Feeling a bit giddy. Just spaffed 900 sovs (well £775 ex VAT) on Adobe Production Premium due to Final Cut X not being fit for purpose and Adobe offering a 50% discount to hacked off Final Cut users.

Feels like going from the arms of one abusive partner to another.

I know him.

Would anybody know if you just went home, or to the pub?

Oh, I see. You were commenting on the emptiness due to everyone going to the races.

Were you not invited to the races?

You should have gone to the races.

I don't want to talk about the races.

On the plus side Zardoz, free money, as you'd already spent it.

This is what I will be seeing until half five this afternoon. Save for the time I get my hair cut at lunch.

What’s your favorite thing about the races? Mine is the races.

The races
Gotta go to the races. Lady. Lady.
Oo. Oo. Oo. Lady. Oo. Lady. Oo. Let’s go to the races.

The races going to the races can’t wait.

The races. Trial. Puttin’ the system on trial. At the races. Race course. On trial. Guilty. Of being at the races! Going to the races jail!

Dad! I’m at the races!
I’m proud of you, son.
Dad, are you at the races?
Yes. Now we are a family again.

Oh, FFS, the lights are on motion detectors. The motion detector is around the corner from where I am. Every 10 minutes, I'm plunged into gloom. More so than usual.

Oh, FFS, the lights are on motion detectors. The motion detector is around the corner from where I am. Every 10 minutes, I'm plunged into gloom. More so than usual.

I suspect the owner is going to call at least three times today. And the lawyer. So, me and the accounts girl (who is around the corner so I can't see her) kinda have to stay.

Oh, FFS, the lights are on motion detectors. The motion detector is around the corner from where I am. Every 10 minutes, I'm plunged into gloom. More so than usual.

Oh, FFS, the lights are on motion detectors. The motion detector is around the corner from where I am. Every 10 minutes, I'm plunged into gloom. More so than usual.

Hai British Gas!

Thanks for increasing our monthly Direct Debits then a month later tell us we are £180 in credit on our Gas and £80 in credit on our Electricity.

You fucking belms,

Zardoz

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