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| Author: | Pundabaya [ Thu Jan 26, 2017 10:44 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 47 |
I don't know what I'd do if I couldn't eat cheese anymore.. other than not eating cheese, and wishing I could eat cheese. |
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| Author: | Findus Fop [ Thu Jan 26, 2017 11:42 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 47 |
Zardoz wrote: I've already got a cheese slicer. ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view! Did you hear about the young lad who was sacked from the deli after he was caught with his nob in the cheese slicer? Gore everywhere apparently. He lost catastrophic amounts of blood. He also contracted septicaemia, which has of course drawn the attentions of the council and the deli's licence is now under review. A lesson to us all. |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Thu Jan 26, 2017 11:44 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 47 |
Findus Fop wrote: Zardoz wrote: I've already got a cheese slicer. ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view! Did you hear about the young lad who was sacked from the deli after he was caught with his nob in the cheese slicer? Gore everywhere apparently. He lost catastrophic amounts of blood. He also contracted septicaemia, which has of course drawn the attentions of the council and the deli's licence is now under review. A lesson to us all. 
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| Author: | Grim... [ Thu Jan 26, 2017 11:47 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 47 |
Findus Fop wrote: Zardoz wrote: I've already got a cheese slicer. ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view! Did you hear about the young lad who was sacked from the deli after he was caught with his nob in the cheese slicer? Gore everywhere apparently. He lost catastrophic amounts of blood. He also contracted septicaemia, which has of course drawn the attentions of the council and the deli's licence is now under review. A lesson to us all. 
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Thu Jan 26, 2017 11:48 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 47 |
Pundabaya wrote: I don't know what I'd do if I couldn't eat cheese anymore.. other than not eating cheese, and wishing I could eat cheese. You could suck my feet. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Thu Jan 26, 2017 12:28 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 47 |
MrChris wrote: Findus Fop wrote: Zardoz wrote: I've already got a cheese slicer. ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view! Did you hear about the young lad who was sacked from the deli after he was caught with his nob in the cheese slicer? Gore everywhere apparently. He lost catastrophic amounts of blood. He also contracted septicaemia, which has of course drawn the attentions of the council and the deli's licence is now under review. A lesson to us all. Clearly you've never heard the joke. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Thu Jan 26, 2017 12:31 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 47 |
DavPaz wrote: MrChris wrote: Findus Fop wrote: Zardoz wrote: I've already got a cheese slicer. ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view! Did you hear about the young lad who was sacked from the deli after he was caught with his nob in the cheese slicer? Gore everywhere apparently. He lost catastrophic amounts of blood. He also contracted septicaemia, which has of course drawn the attentions of the council and the deli's licence is now under review. A lesson to us all. Clearly you've never heard the joke. ? |
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| Author: | myp [ Thu Jan 26, 2017 12:34 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 47 |
Wow. |
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| Author: | Kern [ Thu Jan 26, 2017 12:35 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 47 |
I wouldn't open with it. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Thu Jan 26, 2017 12:41 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 47 |
Joke spoilered ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view! |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Thu Jan 26, 2017 12:45 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 47 |
I don't get it. |
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| Author: | myp [ Thu Jan 26, 2017 12:46 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 47 |
MaliA wrote: I don't get it. I'm surprised - it's the sort of thing you come out with every day! |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Thu Jan 26, 2017 12:47 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 47 |
Lonewolves wrote: MaliA wrote: I don't get it. I'm surprised - it's the sort of thing you come out with every day! I don't work in a butchers. I don't get it. |
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| Author: | Bobbyaro [ Thu Jan 26, 2017 12:50 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 47 |
biscuit slicer? |
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| Author: | myp [ Thu Jan 26, 2017 12:50 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 47 |
MaliA wrote: Lonewolves wrote: MaliA wrote: I don't get it. I'm surprised - it's the sort of thing you come out with every day! I don't work in a butchers. I don't get it. You're married, of course you don't get it. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Thu Jan 26, 2017 12:55 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 47 |
Garlic Bread! |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Thu Jan 26, 2017 12:59 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 47 |
I'm lost. |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Thu Jan 26, 2017 12:59 ] |
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definitely lost |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Thu Jan 26, 2017 12:59 ] |
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definitely definitely lost |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Thu Jan 26, 2017 12:59 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 47 |
house? |
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| Author: | TheVision [ Thu Jan 26, 2017 13:00 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 47 |
I like cheese... and jam.. on the same sandwich. |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Thu Jan 26, 2017 13:00 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 47 |
BASTARD |
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| Author: | TheVision [ Thu Jan 26, 2017 13:01 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 47 |
MrChris wrote: BASTARD Not a fan of jam? |
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