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| Author: | Malc [ Thu Jul 21, 2011 22:24 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 30 |
My Eldest has only 5 weeks and 6 days holiday this year for the summer holidays (last year it was exactly 42 days, this year 41). Which I think is pretty crap. Malc |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Thu Jul 21, 2011 22:24 ] |
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sinister agent wrote: I've just realised it's ten years since paedogeddon  .There's no evidence to support the theory that 9/11 was orchestrated by paedophiles, and you'd do well to stop spreading that rumour and diverting attention away from the real culprits. |
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| Author: | chinnyhill10 [ Thu Jul 21, 2011 22:47 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 30 |
Decca wrote: Who's special idea was it to go to tescos at 6pm? Oh, right... This reminds me..... I went to Tesco this evening and there was a used ladies sanitary product blowing around the car park. Fucking hell, what is wrong with people? It's bad enough that half the shoppers and staff in there don't fucking wash or stand in the aisles consuming the smell of their own farts. But what new depths that place has sunk to! |
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| Author: | Decca [ Thu Jul 21, 2011 23:39 ] |
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This may be way too much infomation about wimminz here. When you say sanitary product do you mean a towel? It's generally only teenage girls who use them because us older women learned the lesson that every girl does at some point. The glue on the back of them does not work, the adverts, they lie. The direct result of this is that at some point in one's tender formative years one finds oneself enquiring as to "what the fuck is that thing touching my knee under my jeans", you may get lucky and find this out (as I did) in the safety of ones own home, but there are a few poor girls who have this happen after, say, using the bathroom in a supermarket, leaving them no option but to let it fall and hope like hell no one saw. Don't hate the lone sanitary product, feel sad for it as there is now one more shamed victim deeply scared by false advertising in the world.
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| Author: | sinister agent [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 0:23 ] |
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It's their own fault for having a vagina, the evil whores. |
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| Author: | Ange [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:53 ] |
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Decca wrote: This may be way too much infomation about wimminz here. When you say sanitary product do you mean a towel? It's generally only teenage girls who use them because us older women learned the lesson that every girl does at some point. The glue on the back of them does not work, the adverts, they lie. The direct result of this is that at some point in one's tender formative years one finds oneself enquiring as to "what the fuck is that thing touching my knee under my jeans", you may get lucky and find this out (as I did) in the safety of ones own home, but there are a few poor girls who have this happen after, say, using the bathroom in a supermarket, leaving them no option but to let it fall and hope like hell no one saw. Don't hate the lone sanitary product, feel sad for it as there is now one more shamed victim deeply scared by false advertising in the world. Mmmmm 18 years in & that's never happened to me! |
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| Author: | Kern [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 8:35 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 30 |
Hmm... everytime I click on this link to an article about vintage baseball enthusiasts a friend sent me, I see the page briefly before it's replaced with a local weather forecast. How bizarre. I can just about read the piece by hitting 'esc' the second it appears, but it's not ideal. Vintage baseball looks fun, though. EDIT: And gives me an excuse to link to this Conan O'Brien skit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Aax2V7a3S4 |
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| Author: | ApplePieOfDestiny [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 8:57 ] |
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Ange wrote: Decca wrote: This may be way too much infomation about wimminz here. When you say sanitary product do you mean a towel? It's generally only teenage girls who use them because us older women learned the lesson that every girl does at some point. The glue on the back of them does not work, the adverts, they lie. The direct result of this is that at some point in one's tender formative years one finds oneself enquiring as to "what the fuck is that thing touching my knee under my jeans", you may get lucky and find this out (as I did) in the safety of ones own home, but there are a few poor girls who have this happen after, say, using the bathroom in a supermarket, leaving them no option but to let it fall and hope like hell no one saw. Don't hate the lone sanitary product, feel sad for it as there is now one more shamed victim deeply scared by false advertising in the world. Mmmmm 18 years in & that's never happened to me! You obviously rarely have a sweaty clackalackadackdack |
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| Author: | Curiosity [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:12 ] |
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Has your wife not given birth yet, APOD? Have you tried hitting her really hard on the back? |
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| Author: | Warhead [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:14 ] |
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Decca wrote: .......The glue on the back of them does not work, the adverts, they lie. ...... This reminds me of something Mrs W told me about the daughter of one of her colleagues. She was of an age when she needed to begin using these products, but after a couple of days she complained to her mum that all was not well in that it she was unable to get the the thing to stick to her mimsy. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:15 ] |
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Ange wrote: Mmmmm 18 years in & that's never happened to me! You should change it really. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:36 ] |
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Crikey, it's the Game Fair over the weekend at Blenheim Palace. I'd avoid all roads around XOford if you want to get anywhere in a hurry. Quote: Three years ago, queues of traffic trying to reach the event at Blenheim Palace caused gridlock around Oxford, with motorists stuck for hours. Apparently, they expect 140,000 people over the three days. I'm pelased I got the train in this morning. Quote: The helicopter, as well as a network of CCTV cameras and an unmanned drone flying above Peartree roundabout, will beam back live pictures to the centre. Erk.
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| Author: | Squirt [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:40 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 30 |
Man I bet the Range Rover per square mile ratio there is huge. On a related note, has anyone ever done clay pigeon shooting? I've been making random holes in biys of card with a 22 rifle for a bit, and that's fun, so I wouldn't mind trying to blast small fragile discs out of the sky as well. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:41 ] |
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Squirt wrote: Man I bet the Range Rover per square mile ratio there is huge. On a related note, has anyone ever done clay pigeon shooting? I've been making random holes in biys of card with a 22 rifle for a bit, and that's fun, so I wouldn't mind trying to blast small fragile discs out of the sky as well. Unless you mean standing in a someone's back garden in the back end of Iowa whilst a baptist preacher throws dinner plates into the air whilst I try and hit them using not shot but solid rounds from an anonymous 12 guage, then, no, I haven't. |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:42 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 30 |
Clay pigeon shooting is one of the most fun disciplines you'll do as shooting a moving target is much more satisfying than shooting a static one. Three bits of advice for clay pigeon: 1) Make sure the shotgun is firmly in your shoulder, you don't want it kicking back when you pull the trigger and giving you bruises. 2) Don't aim at the clay, aim in front of it. 3) Try not to consciously aim at all - if you can master looking in the general direction of the clay and letting the gun follow naturally, you'll probably find you automatically aim properly and hit the clays. |
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| Author: | Decca [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:57 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 30 |
Hang on a second...I seem to be...yes, yes I am, I'm downloading a torrent from pirate bay that's totally legal... |
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| Author: | Trooper [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:07 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 30 |
MaliA wrote: Crikey, it's the Game Fair over the weekend at Blenheim Palace. I'd avoid all roads around XOford if you want to get anywhere in a hurry. Don't expect to go anywhere in a hurry today, start of the holiday rush... |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:11 ] |
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Trooper wrote: MaliA wrote: Crikey, it's the Game Fair over the weekend at Blenheim Palace. I'd avoid all roads around XOford if you want to get anywhere in a hurry. Don't expect to go anywhere in a hurry today, start of the holiday rush... I got the train in today, despite the roadds being oh so quiet the past few days. For some reason, I can get to the station with 5 minutes to spare when it is mufti day, but really have to rush otherwise. I blame shaving. |
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| Author: | chinnyhill10 [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:15 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 30 |
Squirt wrote: Man I bet the Range Rover per square mile ratio there is huge. On a related note, has anyone ever done clay pigeon shooting? I've been making random holes in biys of card with a 22 rifle for a bit, and that's fun, so I wouldn't mind trying to blast small fragile discs out of the sky as well. I can't help but think we could have a BEEX variant involving a Magnum Lightphaser and some 3.5 inch floppies. |
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| Author: | kalmar [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:23 ] |
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3", surely. |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:25 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 30 |
Today I am going to respond to all queries with "that's an ecumenical matter" and see how I get on. |
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| Author: | Plissken [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:28 ] |
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Mr Kissyfur wrote: Today I am going to respond to all queries with "that's an ecumenical matter" and see how I get on. How do you think you will do? |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:29 ] |
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Plissken wrote: Mr Kissyfur wrote: Today I am going to respond to all queries with "that's an ecumenical matter" and see how I get on. How do you think you will do? That's an ecumenical matter. |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:39 ] |
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Mr Kissyfur wrote: Today I am going to respond to all queries with "that's an ecumenical matter" and see how I get on. What's your take on Islam? |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:42 ] |
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Kissyfur, who was the last person to hold your cock? |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:45 ] |
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Anyone else having trouble accessing their Bacefook account? Or is it just me? |
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| Author: | Trooper [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:46 ] |
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Kissyfur, how do you spell "That's an economical matter"? |
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| Author: | Warhead [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:02 ] |
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Mr Kissyfur wrote: Today I am going to respond to all queries with "that's an ecumenical matter" and see how I get on. Billy Connolly reckons you can respond to anything, whether it's a query or not, with either, 'Absolutely,' or 'Well, why not?' I've tried this, and it seems to work. |
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| Author: | zaphod79 [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:07 ] |
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Warhead wrote: Mr Kissyfur wrote: Today I am going to respond to all queries with "that's an ecumenical matter" and see how I get on. Billy Connolly reckons you can respond to anything, whether it's a query or not, with either, 'Absolutely,' or 'Well, why not?' I've tried this, and it seems to work. What time is it ? |
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| Author: | Warhead [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:26 ] |
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zaphod79 wrote: Warhead wrote: Mr Kissyfur wrote: Today I am going to respond to all queries with "that's an ecumenical matter" and see how I get on. Billy Connolly reckons you can respond to anything, whether it's a query or not, with either, 'Absolutely,' or 'Well, why not?' I've tried this, and it seems to work. What time is it ? Absolutely 12:26. |
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| Author: | chinnyhill10 [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:28 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 30 |
kalmar wrote: 3", surely. I was trying to keep the costs down. Also 3 inch discs are made of a sightly different and harder plastic. Therefore they are liable to shatter and have someones eye out. |
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| Author: | TheVision [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 13:59 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 30 |
Fake Apple Stores found in China. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-14236786 Imagine working there, thinking you're employed by Apple? How bizarre. |
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| Author: | KovacsC [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 14:06 ] |
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We were discussing that in the pub last night... |
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| Author: | Goddess Jasmine [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 14:09 ] |
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Mmmm, pub... |
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| Author: | Warhead [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 14:13 ] |
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Shazbat. Is it only 2.15. Seems to have been a long day. |
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| Author: | Kern [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 14:17 ] |
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Not long to go now. |
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| Author: | KovacsC [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 14:18 ] |
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59mins and counting till weekend!!! |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 14:18 ] |
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Kern wrote: Not long to go now. Three and a quarter hours. |
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| Author: | Goddess Jasmine [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 14:23 ] |
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I'm working until 7pm tonight.
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| Author: | KovacsC [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 14:24 ] |
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I will be watching Harry Potter then.. |
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| Author: | Warhead [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 14:28 ] |
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I'll prolly have been to the chippy. |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 14:29 ] |
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I'll be considering an ecumenical matter. |
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| Author: | Warhead [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 14:30 ] |
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Well, why not? |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 14:31 ] |
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I'll probably be having a beer in Chavpub |
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| Author: | TheVision [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 14:37 ] |
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Absolutely! |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 14:41 ] |
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MaliA wrote: I'll probably be having a beer in Chavpub I think that's an ecumenical matter. |
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| Author: | flis [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 15:33 ] |
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I've just remembered that Fridays = early finish, so I only have an hour to fill, instead of the 1.5hrs I initially thought! Woohoo! |
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| Author: | Kern [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 16:21 ] |
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After this week, and today especially, I think I've earnt my Friday afternoon pint. Bliss. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 16:30 ] |
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Kern wrote: After this week, and today especially, I think I've earnt my Friday afternoon pint. Bliss. I'd love a pint right now. Did you know that the Duke's Cut has Happy hour from 3-7pm, so £2 for a pint Hobgoblin (and others) I think it has wifi, too. The Honey Pot also has a happy hour. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 16:31 ] |
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I feel like drinking some booze tonight. Oh, and I'll probably eat the Habanero Peanuts* I've just remembered about too. *from ASDA, and they're bloody lovely. |
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