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Author: | Mr Russell [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 16:16 ] |
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Wullie wrote: A CDC is NSFW? You hotlinked maybe?? It was a giant spunking cock drawn in paint. |
Author: | Wullie [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 16:19 ] |
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Zardoz wrote: What's a CDC? Crudely Drawn Cock.
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Author: | Zardoz [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 16:21 ] |
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Right. So we can't draw cocks now? Or is it just crude ones that are banned? |
Author: | Mr Russell [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 16:24 ] |
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So it was done on purpose? Ouch. |
Author: | Warhead [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 16:25 ] |
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That's RUDE, that is. |
Author: | sinister agent [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 16:27 ] |
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Having found a pile of nonsense blog things I wrote years ago for use in the 'scuzzy housemates' thread, I am trying hard not to paste a novella of extracts. So just one for now: Quote: Today, work was okay. A little strange. Claire's uncle was meant to visit, but he didn't appear, so I was unable to tell him his niece was a cow and tip him out of his wheelchair. Life is so unfair.
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Author: | DavPaz [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 16:50 ] |
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Wullie wrote: A CDC is NSFW? Well, yes. I guess a non internet savvy boss would object to it. Mine would |
Author: | MaliA [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 16:53 ] |
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Cricket begins tomorrow! |
Author: | Wullie [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 17:03 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: Wullie wrote: A CDC is NSFW? Well, yes. I guess a non internet savvy boss would object to it. Mine would*You know, like BETEO. |
Author: | Zardoz [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 17:15 ] |
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Author: | DavPaz [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 19:52 ] |
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Zardoz wrote: ![]() The name of that picture is delightful |
Author: | TheVision [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 19:54 ] |
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It leaves nothing to the imagination. |
Author: | MrChris [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 19:54 ] |
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MaliA wrote: Someone, in the office, on a call, just now: "It's a good story, but show me the money" I exist in a chick flick. IT. IS. NOT. A. CHICK. FLICK. |
Author: | Mr Russell [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 19:57 ] |
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Mr Kissyfur wrote: MaliA wrote: Someone, in the office, on a call, just now: "It's a good story, but show me the money" I exist in a chick flick. IT. IS. NOT. A. CHICK. FLICK. Man up! |
Author: | MrChris [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 20:00 ] |
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SPORTS MONEY NOT A CHICK FLICK. |
Author: | DavPaz [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 20:05 ] |
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Mr Kissyfur wrote: SPORTS MONEY NOT A CHICK FLICK. They're the framing device. The story is about turning a successful alpha male into a henpecked pussy. CHICK. FLICK. |
Author: | MrChris [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 20:08 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: Mr Kissyfur wrote: SPORTS MONEY NOT A CHICK FLICK. They're the framing device. The story is about turning a successful alpha male into a henpecked pussy. CHICK. FLICK. At which point does Cuba Gooding Jnr become a pussy? I don't understand. |
Author: | DavPaz [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 20:15 ] |
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You need to face facts. YOU are turning into Malia |
Author: | TheVision [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 20:40 ] |
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Quick question... If I sign up for Linked In, am I likely to get offered a new job? ![]() |
Author: | ApplePieOfDestiny [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 20:43 ] |
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TheVision wrote: Quick question... If I sign up for Linked In, am I likely to get offered a new job? ![]() You're likely to get spammed by recruitment consultants, but that's about as far as it goes. In other news, for some unclear reason, the Removal Men fly on the wall channel 5 thing is currently showing on my TV. Couple moving to South Africa have a cat. Can't take the cat with them, so they killed it. Admittedly the cat is 22, (was 22) but I was still somewhat surprised by the detail. |
Author: | MaliA [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 20:53 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: You need to face facts. YOU are turning into Malia The correct term is 'subliming', sir. |
Author: | MrChris [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 20:54 ] |
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MaliA wrote: DavPaz wrote: You need to face facts. YOU are turning into Malia The correct term is 'subliming', sir. "Staying the same" |
Author: | flis [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 20:56 ] |
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Watching a nice, family film with the boys....Salt. ![]() "She's steering the car with his face! Hahahaha" |
Author: | MrChris [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:11 ] |
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Neil Patrick Harris is gay? How did I not realise that? |
Author: | MaliA [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:12 ] |
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Mr Kissyfur wrote: Neil Patrick Harris is gay? How did I not realise that? Hahahahahaha. Hahaha. You owe mr a beer. It is now on my table. |
Author: | MaliA [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:13 ] |
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Mr Kissyfur wrote: MaliA wrote: DavPaz wrote: You need to face facts. YOU are turning into Malia The correct term is 'subliming', sir. "Staying the same" One day you'll Step Up 2 The Streets and I'll still be way down the 8 mile. |
Author: | MrChris [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:16 ] |
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MaliA wrote: Mr Kissyfur wrote: Neil Patrick Harris is gay? How did I not realise that? Hahahahahaha. Hahaha. You owe mr a beer. It is now on my table. I know! I was surprised too. |
Author: | MaliA [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:19 ] |
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Mr Kissyfur wrote: MaliA wrote: Mr Kissyfur wrote: Neil Patrick Harris is gay? How did I not realise that? Hahahahahaha. Hahaha. You owe mr a beer. It is now on my table. I know! I was surprised too. In all fairness, I was surprised to find out Simon Amstell was gay. |
Author: | MaliA [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:21 ] |
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The latest edition of Private Eye is an interesting read. |
Author: | Alarm [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:24 ] |
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Could a mod clart add me to the dead scum thread? Ta. |
Author: | flis [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:26 ] |
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MaliA wrote: Mr Kissyfur wrote: MaliA wrote: Mr Kissyfur wrote: Neil Patrick Harris is gay? How did I not realise that? Hahahahahaha. Hahaha. You owe mr a beer. It is now on my table. I know! I was surprised too. In all fairness, I was surprised to find out Simon Amstell was gay. Jesus wept....What the fucking fuck is this conversation? |
Author: | MrChris [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:27 ] |
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flis wrote: MaliA wrote: Mr Kissyfur wrote: MaliA wrote: Mr Kissyfur wrote: Neil Patrick Harris is gay? How did I not realise that? Hahahahahaha. Hahaha. You owe mr a beer. It is now on my table. I know! I was surprised too. In all fairness, I was surprised to find out Simon Amstell was gay. Jesus wept....What the fucking fuck is this conversation? Shhh, dear, the men are talking. ![]() |
Author: | DavPaz [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:27 ] |
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Alarm wrote: Could a mod clart add me to the dead scum thread? Ta. Done |
Author: | DavPaz [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:29 ] |
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"You'll never guess who's gay!" "Is it you?" "No" "Well then, shut up" |
Author: | MrChris [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:30 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: "You'll never guess who's gay!" "Is it you?" "No" "Well then, shut up" IDGI. I was just surprised. Because of all the wimmin. |
Author: | MaliA [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:35 ] |
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Mr Kissyfur wrote: DavPaz wrote: "You'll never guess who's gay!" "Is it you?" "No" "Well then, shut up" IDGI. I was just surprised. Because of all the wimmin. Me, too, man, me, too. |
Author: | Bobbyaro [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:36 ] |
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probably as old as the hills, but go here and click you are under 21. |
Author: | Alarm [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:37 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: Alarm wrote: Could a mod clart add me to the dead scum thread? Ta. Done Thanks hun. |
Author: | MaliA [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:38 ] |
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Mr Kissyfur wrote: flis wrote: MaliA wrote: Mr Kissyfur wrote: MaliA wrote: Mr Kissyfur wrote: Neil Patrick Harris is gay? How did I not realise that? Hahahahahaha. Hahaha. You owe mr a beer. It is now on my table. I know! I was surprised too. In all fairness, I was surprised to find out Simon Amstell was gay. Jesus wept....What the fucking fuck is this conversation? Shhh, dear, the men are talking. ![]() Did you sort out a tent for BeexBQ? Did you want to borrow mine? |
Author: | DavPaz [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:38 ] |
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Alarm wrote: DavPaz wrote: Alarm wrote: Could a mod clart add me to the dead scum thread? Ta. Done Thanks hun. You're welcome, sugartits |
Author: | MrChris [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:39 ] |
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MaliA wrote: Did you sort out a tent for BeexBQ? Did you want to borrow mine? I have a small two man one - thanks, though. |
Author: | Malc [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:41 ] |
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Bobbyaro wrote: probably as old as the hills, but go here and click you are under 21. +1 Malc |
Author: | Kern [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:44 ] |
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Brilliantly, a Utah brewer sells a beer called 'Polygamy Porter' with the slogan 'Why have just one?'. I didn't try it - I only drink porters in the winter, though as we were freezing our asses off in the Grand Tetons I suppose I could have broken my rule, but some of their other beers were good. *hasty google* Ah, here's the brewer's site. |
Author: | chinnyhill10 [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 21:49 ] |
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MaliA wrote: Mr Kissyfur wrote: MaliA wrote: Mr Kissyfur wrote: Neil Patrick Harris is gay? How did I not realise that? Hahahahahaha. Hahaha. You owe mr a beer. It is now on my table. I know! I was surprised too. In all fairness, I was surprised to find out Simon Amstell was gay. Was this before or after? ![]() |
Author: | Plissken [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 22:14 ] |
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Fucking hell. Been following the Stepping Hill news story - the hospital is my local, about half a mile from here. Now the arrest also took place a few hundred yards from where I live. Weird to see the same shops I walk past most days as the middle of a murder investigation. |
Author: | Zardoz [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 22:30 ] |
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MaliA wrote: Did you sort out a tent for BeexBQ? Did you want to borrow mine? Brokeback BBQ |
Author: | Grim... [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 22:59 ] |
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Mr Kissyfur wrote: Neil Patrick Harris is gay? How did I not realise that? ![]() Bobbyaro wrote: probably as old as the hills, but go here and click you are under 21. Oh my, yes.
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Author: | flis [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 23:05 ] |
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I've just raided my wardrobe for clothes to get rid of. I sent a MASSIVE box of stuff the the charity shop a few months ago but this new batch is mostly stuff I didn't want to donate to charity to get sold on for £1. I'm going to sell it on t'internet, see if I can get some money to buy more clothes! I mean, er, beer money? 18 items of clothing; 16 dresses, 11 items never worn. Oops! 9 pairs of shoes; 2 pairs worn more than once, 4 pairs never worn at all. This *might* be why I'm usually left juggling money between bank accounts come the end of the month. The moving it around makes me feel like I have some ![]() ![]() |
Author: | MrChris [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 23:35 ] |
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Grim... wrote: Mr Kissyfur wrote: Neil Patrick Harris is gay? How did I not realise that? ![]() But, but, but, the women. I've seen him! On the magic window! With women! |
Author: | chinnyhill10 [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 23:45 ] |
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Mr Kissyfur wrote: I've seen him! On the magic window! With women! Rule 1: Everyone on TV is gay. |
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