Happy birthday, Russ. Still in your 30's? Good work!
Happy birthday Russ!
Thank you all, yes another year of my 30s, so better make it count!
We've been to B&Q for a treat.
We've been to B&Q for a treat.
That burger van that's inexplicably always parked at the B&Q is indeed a treat.
Assuming that it isn't just the Shrewsbury and Telford ones that have this "feature", that is.
Assuming that it isn't just the Shrewsbury and Telford ones that have this "feature", that is.
In Bedford it's outside Wickes.
Happy Birthday Mr Russ!
Grim... wrote:
In Bedford it's outside Wickes.
We have one at Wickes and B&Q, we are spoiled.
Also Happy Birthday Russ.
Happy Mr Russ Day!
Jewson have the burger van sitch snatched up here
Thank you everyone. We did indeed have the b&q burger van wafting it's meaty goodness smell around.
We looked at bathroom stuff and bought new garden accessories.
We looked at bathroom stuff and bought new garden accessories.
I hate the smell of that burger van.
A pregnant Mrs Fop was being hauled around B&Q by her dad, and she was so hungry she had to prevail upon the burger van.
It was best described as liquid meat in a bap.
It was best described as liquid meat in a bap.
It just took me longer than it should to process the fact that a railcard expiring in August 2022 is still valid. Just can't quite bring myself to accept that we are in space year 2022.
Kern wrote:
It just took me longer than it should to process the fact that a railcard expiring in August 2022 is still valid. Just can't quite bring myself to accept that we are in space year 2022.
Just 10 and a half months left for Soylent Green to make it to market
GazChap wrote:
KovacsC wrote:
Just pricing up a new sofa. Bugger me they are expensive.
Why dispense with tradition? You can buy ours if you want
Don't do it, I believe it has sitting tenants.
I am nearly 47 years old, the song is over 50 years old, but it's only today that I realised that Brown Sugar, the song, is about Heroin and not about a black girl friend.
I'm nearly 68 years old, and for years I thought that Alison Moyet's "Love Resurrection" was a thinly veiled song about nothing but needing a lot of sex, but according to Wikipedia, Moyet said "Love Resurrection" was "written over the phone": "I'd had an argument with a friend and gone to bed like I usually do when I'm depressed. I wrote the lyric straight off and read it over to Steve [Jolley]. He called me back with a melody line and we went on from there."
I think she's bullshitting and it's just about sex.
I think she's bullshitting and it's just about sex.
I feel all grown up, just ordered a new sofa and lounge carpet....
Let’s have a look at what you’ve chosen, then.
KovacsC wrote:
That’s gigantic. Subtle colour, though.
Mimi wrote:
KovacsC wrote:
That’s gigantic. Subtle colour, though.
Yes they did not have bright options
I might have to get some bright soft furnishings It is huge, but then again I am not small. I wanted a square corner so I can lie down reading.
A few cushions and blankets can easily bring some of your character to it. What colour is the carpet you’ve bought?
Nice. And will you have that fitted? Is the fitting expensive?
The fitting is free, I think they had an offer on. The carpets will be fitted the day before the sofa will be delivered, unfortunately that is July.
They are sending some one out to measure up on Wednesday.
They are sending some one out to measure up on Wednesday.
Friday: Wow the weather is ace, hope it hold for the weekend, so I can go for a nice walk
Saturday: Pours with rain
Sunday: Pours with rain
Monday: Wow the weather is ace...
Niggling voice in the back of your head: Even though you have not tested positive for covid, someone in your house has, it would be irresponsible to go on the moors (despite it being out in the open) as what if you got worse when you were in the middle of no where, you could risk your life, and then search and rescue would have to waste their time, and perhaps risk getting covid themselves, so it's probably best you didn't go out you selfish prick
Me:
Saturday: Pours with rain
Sunday: Pours with rain
Monday: Wow the weather is ace...
Niggling voice in the back of your head: Even though you have not tested positive for covid, someone in your house has, it would be irresponsible to go on the moors (despite it being out in the open) as what if you got worse when you were in the middle of no where, you could risk your life, and then search and rescue would have to waste their time, and perhaps risk getting covid themselves, so it's probably best you didn't go out you selfish prick
Me:
KovacsC wrote:
Ooh, we'll be looking for something similar when we've decorated downstairs.
There is talk of a recliner and USB ports though, so we will have to see.
I got recliners, and they did come with USB ports.
Quite handy for phone and control pad charging.
Quite handy for phone and control pad charging.
Goddess Jasmine wrote:
KovacsC wrote:
Ooh, we'll be looking for something similar when we've decorated downstairs.
There is talk of a recliner and USB ports though, so we will have to see.
I looked at those, but there is a socket behind the tv, I just put a long USB lead in there.
I am not fussed about a recliner, as I prefer a foot stool.
KovacsC wrote:
Goddess Jasmine wrote:
KovacsC wrote:
Ooh, we'll be looking for something similar when we've decorated downstairs.
There is talk of a recliner and USB ports though, so we will have to see.
I looked at those, but there is a socket behind the tv, I just put a long USB lead in there.
I am not fussed about a recliner, as I prefer a foot stool.
Here you go.
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Scam! It's short!
Given that, I'm a bit worried that this might be fresh.
Have a poop stoop instead.
Given that, I'm a bit worried that this might be fresh.
Have a poop stoop instead.
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Just needed a little rotation. Close enough?
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The current Mrs Kov. Got me a a batmobile driving experience
Warhead wrote:
Just needed a little rotation. Close enough?
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I worry about you lot..
KovacsC wrote:
The current Mrs Kov. Got me a a batmobile driving experience
Drive it like you robin it.
Happy Kern day!
Have a great time, and I hope the weather is great for you!
Have a great time, and I hope the weather is great for you!
Harry Kern day! May all your word spacing be pleasing to the eye!
Happy Kem day!
Happy Kern day!
Mimi wrote:
Happy Kem day!
Nice.
Happy Birthday, Kern!
Thanks everyone!
Happy Birthday...
Happy birthday Kern! What a great day for a birthday!
To mentally prepare myself for turning 40, yesterday I entered a room in a museum filled with over 500 skulls.
Were I the curator, I would have put at least one on a slow moving hidden turntable activated by visitors' footsteps.
Happy 40th Kern!
Goddess Jasmine wrote:
Happy 40th Kern!
What happened to Kerns one to thirty nine?
They’re in that room of skulls.