Man, they sound desperate to be rid of it
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| Author: | AceAceBaby [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 14:06 ] |
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Dimrill wrote: Hey, I'm just joining in on teh unPC waggon of bands. See if you'd said shirt lifting flid it would have been ok. |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 14:10 ] |
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The car that I went to look at at the weekend only to find it vandalised has now come back from the repair shop so the dealership is driving it over to me tonight for me to look at and test drive. |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 14:10 ] |
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Man, they sound desperate to be rid of it
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| Author: | GazChap [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 14:19 ] |
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Haha. Well, we'll see Given the hassle they gave me on Saturday I'm tempted to thrash the shit out of it and then say I don't want it
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| Author: | CUS [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 14:23 ] |
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nervouspete wrote: But still, dredging up unwelcome thoughts of less 'being excellent' times.  Dimrill, you really are the most horribly evil-minded person ever. Why? Oh, why, for forcing nervouspete to have to engage in selective amnesia about bad words. You're making him act like ITV when they show Robocop. It's like Dambusters* having a bit that has to be edited out or dubbed over, because their dog ('Nigger') dies and 'Nigger's dead!' might be a bit iffy to play. Please keep your hideous Lichfield agenda of bigotry to yourself, so that none of us are forced to censor ourselves and police our idle conversation, out a mis-placed sense of political correctness or decency, you Cank bast. Especially on a forum where 'twatty spacker' is a quite typical insult, and has much the same actual meaning. Also: t'was me that spoke of flids, Mr. Dimrill merely replied to me. Please recommence torch-n-pitchforking in the appropriate place now. Owch. * credit: D. Grimm, the other day. |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 14:24 ] |
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You know every now and then you stumble upon a picture on the internet that is just so very weird in all senses that it makes your mind go a bit funny? Well, have a look here (I am pretty sure it is perfectly work-safe, but put this warning just in case): EDIT: Craster thinks that it is in fact not work safe - it is definitely no more than you'd see at the ballet, but I trust Craster's judgement: linky-ma-dink Ohhh, CUS: double
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| Author: | Cras [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 14:25 ] |
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Aaaaah! That's not just not work safe, it's not anything safe! |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 14:27 ] |
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Craster wrote: Aaaaah! That's not just not work safe, it's not anything safe! So what is it? |
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| Author: | Cras [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 14:28 ] |
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It's a 'white hole'. |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 14:28 ] |
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So what is it? |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 14:29 ] |
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Craster wrote: It's a 'white hole'. More slang? What does that one mean? |
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| Author: | Dudley [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 14:29 ] |
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I've never seen one before, no-one has, but I'm guessing it's a white hole. EDIT : DAMN YOU CRASTER! Mimi - Red Dwarf reference. |
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| Author: | Cras [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 14:30 ] |
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Mimi wrote: Craster wrote: It's a 'white hole'. More slang? What does that one mean? Sorry - It's a Red Dwarf quote. Not slang, but a desperately geeky in-joke. |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 14:30 ] |
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So what is it? |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 14:31 ] |
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Craster wrote: Mimi wrote: Craster wrote: It's a 'white hole'. More slang? What does that one mean? Sorry - It's a Red Dwarf quote. Not slang, but a desperately geeky in-joke. YOU AND YOUR FUDGING CLEEKS GODDAMN YOU ALL. |
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| Author: | AceAceBaby [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 14:31 ] |
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A white hole? |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 14:32 ] |
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It's someone in a leotard. No flesh is on show that shouldn't be on show - it just makes you wonder why that particular person was wearing a leotard. |
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| Author: | myp [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 14:32 ] |
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Only joking! |
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| Author: | Cras [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 14:38 ] |
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Mimi wrote: It's someone in a leotard. No flesh is on show that shouldn't be on show - it just makes you wonder why that particular person was wearing a leotard. Some of it is desperately trying to be on show. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 14:39 ] |
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The Channel 4 Advert for Kubrick season is fucking hyper-genius. |
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| Author: | CUS [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 14:39 ] |
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Mimi wrote: It's someone in a leotard. No flesh is on show that shouldn't be on show - it just makes you wonder why that particular person was wearing a leotard. "You are what you wear"? And perhaps his middle name is Leo. |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 14:45 ] |
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Grim... wrote: The Channel 4 Advert for Kubrick season is fucking hyper-genius. I saw that once before I had to turn my TV off for a while. If someone would be kind enough to tell me when they have stopped showing adverts for the Charlotte Church show I'd be grateful, as I'd then feel safe enough to turn the TV back on without the dire feeling that I want to run into the streets wielding a gun and taking pot shots at random people because the trailer for her chat show makes me feel so inconceivably angry. |
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| Author: | NervousPete [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 14:46 ] |
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CUS wrote: It's like Dambusters* having a bit that has to be edited out or dubbed over, because their dog ('Nigger') dies and 'Nigger's dead!' might be a bit iffy to play. I always cry during that bit.  Also, selective amnesia isn't exclusively due to playground taunting, but more due to the fact that it tangetially leads to recollections about how hideously unaware I was as to the existence of funk back then, and how lacking and terrifyingly childish my personality was up until blessed 5th year High School. Plus *Hugs to Dimrill* I wasn't out to get him, and I myself keep calling people 'twonk eyes' thusly disparraging the visually impaired. Don't worry, I don't want to be thought police or anything. No, wait, I do. That would be excellent. |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 14:48 ] |
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I'm shocked and appalled that there could be anything other than overwhelming love for Charlie Church and her Unfeasibly Large Decolletage. |
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| Author: | CUS [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 14:53 ] |
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Indeed, were someone were to ask me 'Go on, you can have anyone... let's pretend... anyone in Britain. Anyone.', I'd have said Charlotte Church and be already half-way down to the family planning clinic before you could shout 'I SAID PRETEND!' at me. note: I know that she sings a bit, I've seen her music video, and I've seen pictures of her. I trust she's isn't famously AIDS-infected or something. edit: oh, and she's a massive lush, I recall. |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 14:56 ] |
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If she was mute, she'd be fine. But, she's just so... rubbish! In the adverts we see her singing crap pop songs, 'dancing', and doing some god awful 'skits' - all of which she is utter rubbish at. The last straw is at the end of the trailer when she is doing another one of her so well thought out skits and she screams 'oh... my... GGGAAAWWWWWWDDDD!'. It makes me want to smash something! (Once, when I was very, very angry with something or someone, I can't remember what, I went into the back garden with a coffee mug. I can't remember which, it was one of our least favoured, and I threw it hard on the floor, and the stupid thing bounced. I did it again, and it bounced again. I tried four or five times ad the stupid thing wouldn't smash and I tried myself out, so I bought it back inside, sat it back on the windowsill and gave up. We still have it now.) I am rubbish at smashing things up, yet Craig used to be able to not do so much as look at the washing up and half the plates and glasses would break. Also, hooray for dishwashers. |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 14:57 ] |
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Mimi wrote: (Once, when I was very, very angry with something or someone, I can't remember what, I went into the back garden with a coffee mug. I can't remember which, it was one of our least favoured, and I threw it hard on the floor, and the stupid thing bounced. I did it again, and it bounced again. I tried four or five times ad the stupid thing wouldn't smash and I tried myself out, so I bought it back inside, sat it back on the windowsill and gave up. We still have it now.) If Craster doesn't bow to inevitability and turn up and tell the story, I'll relate the occasion I tried to have a Big Flounce involving a glass item that stubbornly did not break. |
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| Author: | ElephantBanjoGnome [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 14:57 ] |
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Charlotte Church is a great example of someone annoying and stupid who shouldn't be famous. While I concur she can sing 'a bit', she's the most fumbling hackneyed gimmicky presenter I've ever seen, and she's as ugly as fug, in my opinion most humble. |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 14:58 ] |
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ComicalGnomes wrote: Charlotte Church is a great example of someone annoying and stupid who shouldn't be famous. While I concur she can sing 'a bit', she's the most fumbling hackneyed gimmicky presenter I've ever seen, *Coff* Lily Allen *coff* Quote: as she's as ugly as fug, in my opinion most horrifically wrong. FTFY |
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| Author: | CUS [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 14:58 ] |
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ComicalGnomes wrote: she's as ugly as fug, in my opinion most humble. WHAT?!?!? NOW IT IS I WHO IS AM FURIOUSLY ANGRY! YOU WILL LEAVE! NOW! GO! |
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| Author: | ElephantBanjoGnome [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 15:00 ] |
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Chris Chris Chris, why would you lust after a facial reject when there are plenty of genuinely stunning ladies on tv? |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 15:01 ] |
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ComicalGnomes wrote: Chris Chris Chris, why would you lust after a facial reject when there are plenty of genuinely stunning ladies on tv? Mine is a broad church, if you'll excuse the pun. The Spare Future Mrs Chris is Gillan Anderson. I have the restraining order to prove it and everything. |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 15:02 ] |
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I do not think she is ugly, but ComicalGnomes wrote: Charlotte Church is a great example of someone annoying and stupid who shouldn't be famous. While I concur she can sing 'a bit', she's the most fumbling hackneyed gimmicky presenter I've ever seen.  So very much I refuse to watch Lily Allen for the same reason - her trailer made it quite clear she was going to be rubbish, but the trailer itself didn't make me want to paint over my eyes with tarmac and put pencils in my ears. |
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| Author: | ElephantBanjoGnome [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 15:03 ] |
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Gilly's getting on a bit... 40 in August. C'mon Chris, there are loads of ladies in their mid-20s still alive. |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 15:04 ] |
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Mimi wrote: I refuse to watch Lily Allen for the same reason - her trailer made it quite clear she was going to be rubbish, but the trailer itself didn't make me want to paint over my eyes with tarmac out and put pencils in my ears. Really? Goodness. You must have a strong constitution. I wanted to commit murder after seeing the trailers.It could only have been worse if it had been co-hosted by Kate Nash. Quote: Gilly's getting on a bit... 40 in August. C'mon Chris, there are loads of ladies in their mid-20s still alive. Not reading Nuts or watching Hollyoaks I couldn't say who they might be, of course.
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| Author: | AceAceBaby [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 15:05 ] |
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She can sing better than a bit, and I always thought she was a down to hearth kind of person. I don't care much what she looks like. I wouldn't watch her TV show, but that isn't saying much. |
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| Author: | ElephantBanjoGnome [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 15:06 ] |
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If I could have thought of specific examples I'd have cited them, but sadly I don't do nuts or hollyoaks either. Appearing in the latter makes you worthy of death regardless of your outward appearance, I'd say. |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 15:10 ] |
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Being down to earth doesn't mean that you can present a TV show though. My window cleaner is pretty much down to earth, but he wouldn't be able to carry off presenting a television programme, either. She can indeed sing, but she sings classical far better than the crap Ibiza anthems I heard her try a few years back, by gosh what was she thinking? She sounds rubbish singing pop songs. Hollyoaks and Two Pints of blah blah are an amazement in the fact that a) they keep being commissioned and b) people watch them. I fund out that my 35 year old cousin and his girlfriend watch the Hollyoaks omnibus at the weekends. I wanted to hit them over the heads with pineapples. What a waste of a weekend. |
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| Author: | ElephantBanjoGnome [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 15:11 ] |
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and pineapples. |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 15:12 ] |
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Hollyoaks was great when it started - it was a silly, funny "soap" that was an intresting diversion before going out to the pub (and was only bettered by that odd one on T4 that I can't remember the name of but had a girl who liked her boyfriend to dress up as a woman as she was a closet lesbytarian. Or something). It went downhill after a while and bottomed out when they decided gay rape was a good idea for a plot arc. |
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| Author: | ElephantBanjoGnome [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 15:14 ] |
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I don't watch it but frequently catch several seconds of the intro as I'm fumbling for the remote to change the channel. It's just plain absurd. |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 15:15 ] |
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Mr Chris wrote: Hollyoaks was great when it started - it was a silly, funny "soap" that was an intresting diversion before going out to the pub (and was only bettered by that odd one on T4 that I can't remember the name of but had a girl who liked her boyfriend to dress up as a woman as she was a closet lesbytarian. Or something). It went downhill after a while and bottomed out when they decided gay rape was a good idea for a plot arc. My friend was one of the actors in that episode. I never saw it, though. |
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| Author: | CUS [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 15:16 ] |
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Mr Chris wrote: It went downhill after a while and bottomed out when they decided gay rape was a good idea for a plot arc. What are the chances that this will be the plot for a future ep. of Torchwood, eh? |
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| Author: | AceAceBaby [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 15:18 ] |
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I don't think I'd be compelled to run outside and murder people with a gun if I saw my milkman had a TV show either. |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 15:20 ] |
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I'm desperately trying to recall the name of that T4 show now. |
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| Author: | devilman [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 15:24 ] |
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Mimi wrote: Grim... wrote: The Channel 4 Advert for Kubrick season is fucking hyper-genius. I saw that once before I had to turn my TV off for a while. If someone would be kind enough to tell me when they have stopped showing adverts for the Charlotte Church show I'd be grateful, as I'd then feel safe enough to turn the TV back on without the dire feeling that I want to run into the streets wielding a gun and taking pot shots at random people because the trailer for her chat show makes me feel so inconceivably angry. At the moment I have to switch channels when that Halifax 'We are saving. We are saving...' ad comes on. |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 15:27 ] |
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AceAceBaby wrote: I don't think I'd be compelled to run outside and murder people with a gun if I saw my milkman had a TV show either. The thing with Charlotte Church is that she doesn't realise that her presenting/acting skills are so terrible - she seems to think that she is positively wonderful at what she is doing, and that just makes for the most cringing viewing. The Halifax adverts are annoying, and the Nationwide ones (though last time I said I couldn't stand the Nationwide ones I got told off because someone on the forums knew the guy that starred in them and had a go at me saying how great a guy he was, which didn't stop the adverts being awful... 'new customers only' 
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| Author: | DBSnappa [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 15:46 ] |
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Mr Chris wrote: ComicalGnomes wrote: Chris Chris Chris, why would you lust after a facial reject when there are plenty of genuinely stunning ladies on tv? Mine is a broad church, if you'll excuse the pun. The Spare Future Mrs Chris is Gillan Anderson. I have the restraining order to prove it and everything. Taken out against her, no doubt. She is as mad as a bag of cats that woman. Attractive, yes. Very short, also yes. A complete fucking fruitloop, DEFINITELY. |
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| Author: | Cras [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 15:47 ] |
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Sexy mad? |
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| Author: | DBSnappa [ Tue Jul 08, 2008 15:48 ] |
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Grim... wrote: The Channel 4 Advert for Kubrick season is fucking hyper-genius. The thing I find hardest to swallow is the number of people seen on "set". Kubrick was allowed a lot of his idiosyncracies in no small part because he ran a very tight ship by most crew standards - he generally had far far fewer people on set than most films do and hence he didn't spend a small fortune every time he decided to reshoot a scene for the bazillionth time, as was his wont. |
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