Bits and Bobs 2

MaliA · **Posted:** Sat Aug 16, 2008 22:37

Nice work, sir.

Also, I need a ride to Cornwall tomorrow am, bringing me bnack on monday. Need sapce for surfboards:

Quote:

Big swell showing for Monday afternoon into Tuesday, with Moderate-strong SSW wind on Monday and WNW for Tuesday there could be some great waves to be had on North and South coast. Will up date Sunday night.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Plissken wrote:

Todays go karting was quite successful.

It was also quite nice to beat several people who took the whole thing very seriously.

From now on we shall call you "The Stig*"

* Of the dump.

Plissken · **Posted:** Sat Aug 16, 2008 23:16

My run in the final. (I'm on pole.)

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Plissken wrote:

My run in the final. (I'm on pole.)

Couldn't you think of anywhere else to park your Mini Metro than in the middle of the track?

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32621

Plissken wrote:

My run in the final. (I'm on pole.)

Looks a lot like the course I went to a few times in Gloucester. Also: nice work sir.

MrD · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2139

Happy Birthday Sinister Minister.

:droool:

metalangel · **Posted:** Sun Aug 17, 2008 1:55

I just did the infamous 'lesbian' bit in Arse Effect.

Honestly, it was contrived as hell, but the ability to say 'Let's go again!' afterwards made me smile.

It certainly wasn't worth banning a game over a split second glimpse of a blue bum, though.

Trousers · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3073

I am not shure if it has been, how you say , linked elshwhere but here ish Schteve Mclaren making a twat of himshelf.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=F8oN58cyp2c

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sun Aug 17, 2008 14:13

I'd send volts into my pole.

Hi everybody! Being a daddy is toppo but it's very time consuming.

Bye bye!

Anonymous X · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2046

I've got my girlfriend's sister and the sister's boyfriend round this week. It's bad... We're going places all four of us, and I'm left out of everything because they are all speaking in a language I don't understand a word of. And they don't even try to talk to me, in terms of having a direct conversation translated through my girlfriend or anything. I'm not keen on meeting them again, to be honest.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Mon Aug 18, 2008 0:07

Can't you learn some of their language?

Nik · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 1982

Anonymous X wrote:

I've got my girlfriend's sister and the sister's boyfriend round this week. It's bad... We're going places all four of us, and I'm left out of everything because they are all speaking in a language I don't understand a word of. And they don't even try to talk to me, in terms of having a direct conversation translated through my girlfriend or anything. I'm not keen on meeting them again, to be honest.

Make up your own language and only speak in that - that'll show them!

Anonymous X · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2046

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Can't you learn some of their language?

1. There aren't any German courses locally. Believe me, I've looked.
2. Even if there were, I have no means of paying for them.
3. Even if I had the cash and a course, it'd be some beginners course. Even A-levels are too rudimentary to learn to speak a language.
4. I'm probably too old to learn a language now.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49236

Shwarzwalderkirschtorte.

There you go, you know some german. Introduce it into conversation.

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

I really hate i when people do that. It's incredibly rude.

myp · **Posted:** Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:17

Jag hatar dig.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:26

Ich versehe eine Krawalle

Kern · **Posted:** Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:30

How to get good service and a discount from a cider stall at a country fair: be accompanied by fifty or so men with bayonets fixed and draw them to a halt in front of the vendor.

Of course, those of us in the ranks didn't get to partake in this or anything...

Actually, we did get a bottle to share. It was vile

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:35

Kern wrote:

How to get good service and a discount from a cider stall at a country fair: be accompanied by fifty or so men with bayonets fixed and draw them to a halt in front of the vendor.

Of course, those of us in the ranks didn't get to partake in this or anything...

Actually, we did get a bottle to share. It was vile

Good time, then?

Kern · **Posted:** Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:47

Aye. Shot some rebs; died nobly; still suck at skirmishing. :ninja:

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:02

Craster wrote:

Put this one in your diary, chaps - The women's pole vault, Monday midday.

http://www.faniq.com/images/blog/Allison%20Stokke(1).jpg

Ah, Alison Stokke

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:04

The Rev Owen wrote:

I'm back from The Clone Wars. I enjoyed it a lot. A lot.

Love is blind.

Zio · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6093

Anonymous X wrote:

I've got my girlfriend's sister and the sister's boyfriend round this week. It's bad... We're going places all four of us, and I'm left out of everything because they are all speaking in a language I don't understand a word of. And they don't even try to talk to me, in terms of having a direct conversation translated through my girlfriend or anything. I'm not keen on meeting them again, to be honest.

It's at times like this I've been known to throw proper strops at my missus of the time. This could of course be why I'm currently single, but still, it might be an idea for you to voice your frustrations to the missus. I personally think it's extremely rude for them to be excluding you from conversation in such a way (unless they can't speak any English I suppose).

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:22

Only the skirting boards left to do and the spare rom is finished. Hurrah.

Kern · **Posted:** Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:35

Has it lost the 'nursery' theme?

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:40

MaliA wrote:

Only the skirting boards left to do and the spare rom is finished. Hurrah.

It's always tempting to pull them off to paint them...

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:44

Kern wrote:

Has it lost the 'nursery' theme?

No, but it's not so bad now

AceAceBaby · **Posted:** Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:55

Are you having a nursery? Is there a mini-mali?

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32621

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

821 bananas.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Printer update.

Remember I ordered a Xerox on Friday? Remember how they said it was OSX compatible? In fact I even phoned back to double check.

Well it arrived today and guess what, after lugging the beast up the stairs it turns out that it hates Macs even more than Bill Gates. This despite me phoning the supplier back to double check on Friday.

After some chasing, they phoned me back and agreed to take it back. They then tried to charge me 15 quid for the courier to which I told them they had stated categorically twice that the printer would work with a Mac. No way was I paying 15 quid when I'd doubled checked with them!

What I wanted them to do was to charge me the difference for the Mac model and do a swap. But they have to do a full refund and charge me for a new one was well.

I've ordered the Xerox 6130 which they promise hand on heart will work with a Mac.

The irony is that if they'd upsold me the 6130 in the first place with it's faster print speeds for only 20 quid more, I would have bitten their hands off.

It's enough to make you furiously angry. [CG Dimlie hint hint]

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Aug 18, 2008 16:59

chinnyhill10 wrote:

[CG Dimlie hint hint]

Dimrill · **Posted:** Mon Aug 18, 2008 17:09

I think my blue balled spunking cock covers CG quite nicely. :hat:

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32621

Dimrill wrote:

I think my blue balled spunking cock covers CG quite nicely.

There's no need to FTFY, it's perfect as it is. So, CG, how does it feel to be covered by Dimrill's blue balled spunking cock?

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Dimrill wrote:

I think my blue balled spunking cock covers CG quite nicely. :hat:

I think it should be a more standard model, but bright red and possibly holding a chainsaw/Nigerian.

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

richardgaywood wrote:

Dimrill wrote:

I think my blue balled spunking cock covers CG quite nicely.

There's no need to FTFY, it's perfect as it is. So, CG, how does it feel to be covered by Dimrill's blue balled spunking cock?

I feel covered in musky love.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

ComicalGnomes wrote:

I feel covered in musky love.

How 70's.

CG, yesterday.

GazChap · **Posted:** Mon Aug 18, 2008 18:56

My "washing machine o-tron" thread appears to have broken.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

GazChap wrote:

My "washing machine o-tron" thread appears to have broken.

Have you tried turning it off and turning it on again?

kalmar · **Posted:** Mon Aug 18, 2008 19:41

HELP ITS NOT DRAINING AGAIN

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Aug 18, 2008 21:37

I now have one working guitar and a set of middleweight Ernie Balls for the electric one. Life is looking up all of a sudden.

Nice use of polar bear photo

Zio · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6093

If I may indulge myself in my own, personal emo moment... ...I don't think I've had that many on this forum yet... ...tonight I feel properly fucking depressed. A whole new low. Entirely my fault, of course, which is probably why I'm so shocked at how utterly low I feel. I actually almost feel ill.

Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to drink myself into a coma. Thank you for listening!

AceAceBaby · **Posted:** Mon Aug 18, 2008 22:45

Hope you feel better tomorrow

Maybe late tomorrow, after the hang over :DD

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

I'm also getting drunk. For slightly different reasons, but I do feel your pain, bro. Hope you feel better tomorrow. xx

MrD · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2139

I'm upset because nobody here wished me (or Sinister Minister) a happy birthday. :(

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:18

MrD wrote:

I'm upset because nobody here wished me (or Sinister Minister) a happy birthday.

Happy Birthday the pair of you.

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:29

A belated happy birthday to the pair of you.

My, haven't you grown, etc...

Kern · **Posted:** Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:32

Happy Birthday!

Trousers · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 3073

Solicitations on the anniversary of your vaginal exit.

TheVision · **Posted:** Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:36

Happy Birthday to anyone who's birthday it is or ever has been!

There.. I think that should cover it!

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