I still have a metric fuckton of booze at my house.

That's this weekend sorted for you then.

Bleurgh. I still don't want to drink ever again until lunchtime.

I still have a metric fuckton of booze at my house.

Did I remove the Ruddles County from your xbox room? I only started it just before we all went to bed and I had a moment of clarity where I realised I'd much rather go to sleep than drink any more

I got round to removing it yesterday.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILntIDLTRaY
First time I saw this in 411VM, it gave me vertigo and amazed me, that picture does pretty much the same thing

The man-ape known as Bigfoot was found in the northern woods of Georgia according to a company that calls itself "Searching for Bigfoot, Inc".

The group has scheduled a press conference for Friday, and a hotel in Palo Alto, California where they claim they will be able to provide DNA evidence as well as picutures of the creature.

The press release announcing the event describes the hybrid "manimal" to be over seven and a half feet tall, male and weighs over 500 pounds. It has reddish hair and blackish-grey eyes, two arms, two legs and five fingers and five toes right where you would expect them to be. There are many measurements included in the release, including a footprint of nearly 17 inches in length.

The list of features even claims that other live versions of the species were seen as well.

The group's website includes the full press release and a photo of the bounty stuffed into a freezer chest.

It's a sunny morning and all is OK.

Trip to DWP went OK. i don't seem to have learnt to be quiet:

I get called over and there's a lass there (quite pretty) and another lass (also quite pretty) lass A introduces me to lass B, explaining that she's being trained, new job etc. Lass B says "Actually, I'm from the Fraud Squad" so I open my mouth and say "I would jump at the chance to be investigated by you".

Smooth, mali, smooth.....

Take the polar bear... they'll be putty in your hands

Hint - they're not hugging.

Well, I'm convinced! Roll on Friday!

_{But I so desperately, desperately want this to be true... sigh.}

Get two copies of COD4 and trade one in at Gamestation or somewhere. You should then be able to get something you actually want rather than just choosing the least worst from a pretty crappy list.

2056: Over on 606, there's a debate about how best to get a comment on this page. If I may be so bold as to stick in my two-penneth worth, maybe something amusing, something interesting, something that provokes debate, but clearly doesn't cross the line. And I think we all know where that line is, don't we?

2058: "Funny anecdotes are also helpful. One time I told a long story about missing the net from on the line (don't ask) and being shoved in goal for the next match. That got me on."
cheese666 on 606

2100: Oh for heaven's sake. Babajide "Baba" Collins Babatunde is coming on for FC Midtjylland. Is this some sort of wind-up?

2102: Officially, there were 2,200 at the Villa game. There are about 40 Danish fans in Manchester tonight. I love being able to hear the players. Martin Petrov's volley is cleared by a defender before Elano flashes a shot across goal and wide.

2105: "(See 2056) We all know where the line is? You should have told the linesman at Liverpool's match last night!"
Andy H, via text

A good example of something worth publishing. Full marks.

I visited Microsoft's UK headquarters today. It seems like my ideal place to work.

be left alone to get on with stuff.

Probably, but you know, I was impressed. I certainly worked in much shittier places.

A good example of something worth publishing. Full marks.